So this has probably been done before.

"Now who are amazing parents?" Patton says to his husband.

"We are?" Logan whispers.

"I can't hear you."

"We are!" He insists.

"And don't you forget it." Patton kissed his husbands forehead. Logan goes to open up the car door but finds it won't open.

"Did we just lock our baby in the car?" He says panicked.

"Did you put the keys in the bag?" Patton asks.

"I put the keys in the bag."

"Oh Logan I told you not to put the keys in the bag!" Patton yells hitting the car.

"Don't freak out! Patton don't freak out!"

"Virgil it's ok." They begin to talk to Virgil who is in no way an actual baby but finds it funny to watch two men his age freak out about locking him in a car.

"A.B.C.D." Logan begins to sing through the window.

"What are you singing to him? People get arrested for this Logan!" Patton says angrily. Moments later Logan gets on the phone.

"IM BREAKING THE WINDOW!" Patton yells grabbing a bin.

"Emergency existence. This is Roman." The man on the phone says to Logan.

"Hi yeah we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us." Logan says quickly.

"I SWEAR TO GOD IM GUNNA BREAK IT!"

"Do not break the window! You'll get glass on him!" He yells to Patton.

"Sir please tell your wife to relax. Every thing is going to be ok." Roman insist. Logan pauses doing a double take. Did Roman really think Patton was a girl. Sure he sounded more high pitch yelling but really?

"That's a man." He dead pans.

"Really?" Roman sounds incredulous at being told the high pitched screaming belongs to a guy.

"DON'T WORRY VIRGIL DADDYS COMING FOR YOU!" Patton yells preparing to break the window.

"Sir we just sent a signal the door should be unlocked." Roman says.

"Ch-check the doors. Check the doors!"

"ITS NOT UNLOCKED. OH OH. That is amazing. How did they do that?" Patton gasps when the door finally open.

"I don't know it's just we got it. Thank you." Logan says to Roman.

"Did that come from space?"

~Later~

"Ya'll know I'm not a baby right?"