Requested. Also my idea of flirting is just a bunch of stupid puns so here, have a bunch of silly puns haha.

"Hey, Verge," Roman nudged Virgil gently, grinning. Virgil groaned, waiting for whatever insult he must have come up with. The Royal had had a little too much to drink, and had no filter at the moment. "Are you... are you a magician?" He asked, trying to keep his words from jumbling together.

"No, what are you even talking about?" Virgil asked, clearly annoyed with his situation.

"Are you sure? Cause when I look at you, everything disappears." Virgil looked at him, confused and slightly shocked.

"Roman, what-"

"Okay, okay, well if you're not a magician then are you a camera?" He asked, and Virgil sighed.

"Why are you asking me this?" He frowned, and Roman just shrugged.

"Well, every time I look at you I smile." He proved this by looking over at Virgil and smiling widely. Virgil laughed and shook his head.

"Stop. You look dumb." He muttered, still smiling slightly. He knew Roman was just messing with him, why would he be using flirty jokes on him? He hoped the other would stop soon.

"Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out."

"Are you going to throw up? Oh god, please go away if you are, I am not interested in helping you with that." Virgil grimaced in disgust, and moved away from Roman slightly.

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?" Virgil realized he might be the one to throw up instead.

"Please, no," He closed his eyes, sighing and shaking his head. He wasn't sure how much more of this he could handle.

"Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some nice bu-"

"Finish that sentence, I dare you." Virgil glared at him, crossing his arm over his chest.

"-ns."

"That's it, okay," Virgil groaned, dragging Roman along with him. "You're going to bed. I'm not dealing with this any longer."

As Virgil led him away he tripped over his own feet, nearly falling to the floor when Roman caught him.

"Falling for me, Virgil?" He laughed.

Virgil sighed. "If there wasn't any gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you."

Is your name earl grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you very step of the way!

Do you wanna see a beautiful person? *hands you a mirror*

Also here

Did we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turn me-

The actually sane, not embarrassing part of my mind: BOB WHAT THE FUCK NO

Wow okay anyways, writing this was fun haha. Also yes I'm beautiful and hilarious love me

And my doggo

Also I'd say I'm gonna get off here now but most likely I'm gonna write another oneshot or twenty tonight so y'know I'm not gonna get off I'm just gonna end this part.

As a warning, I'm still super sad right now so like.... ignore me if I start venting I probably just need to get it out somewhere. Anyways,

Hope you enjoyed this oneshot, thanks for reading. *seagull drops a ring pop onto you*

Take good care of yourselves. Stay alive, guys. Believe it or not the world needs you here. I love you all. Bye-Bob

Change of plans maybe, I had a mental breakdown, panicked for a while, took some melatonin and I'll maybe hopefully get some sleep soon? We'll see. Let's hope tomorrow is better... 💜💜💜💜