Based on true events.

It all began with a simple card game.

Things had gotten slightly heated, all of them shouting at one another over it-especially Roman and Virgil, of course.

"Bull shit!" Virgil screeched, pointing accusingly at Roman. Roman grinned smugly.

"Virgil!" Patton said sternly. "Language!"

"You are aware that is the name of the game we are playing, right Patton?" Logan questioned, and Patton frowned.

"Well, why would someone call it that?" He asked, and Logan shrugged.

"I'm afraid I was telling the truth, Verge. Take the cards." Roman laughed as Virgil groaned, reluctantly snatching up the cards in the deck.

"Wait, so.... what do I do now?" Patton asked.

Before anyone could answer him Logan calmly pointed out that a bug had landed on the table. Patton, beginning to panic slightly, tried to gently shoo it away with one of his cards. This caused it to fly off, right into Roman.

Roman shrieked, jumping up and hitting himself in the chest where the bug had landed, trying to kill it. This only resulted in him slapping himself and looking stupid, though. Virgil couldn't help but laugh.

"You shut up!" Roman shouted, glaring at him, and then freaking out and looking around for the bug. "Where did it go?" He screamed, raising his sword from under the table they had been sitting at and looking around the room for it.

Virgil couldn't take it after that-what was he going to do? Challenge the bug to a sword fight? He looked ridiculous. He banged on the table, unable to breathe from laughing too hard. Roman would glare at him again, but he had found the bug and he feared that if he took his eyes off of it for even a second it would be gone again.

"Roman, please, am I the only sensible person in this place? Put the sword down, I will take care of the bug." Logan shook his head at all of them-even Patton had been hiding under the table from the bug.

Logan, still completely calm, stood and walked over to the bug, taking care of it quickly so the rest of them wouldn't be scared anymore. Virgil was coughing-he had gotten choked while laughing-Roman was staring in awe and Patton was asking if it was safe for him to come out of hiding.

Logan turned around and shook his head at them. "You're all ridiculous."

Haha, what makes this even better is that my cousin, R, his name is actually Roman and I thought that what he did is definitely something Prince would do. I did have a lot of fun hanging out with my cousins when they were here.

Also yeah it definitely looks like I'm just gonna be uploading a lot for however long it is that I'm sad. So? Hope that's a good thing, and that it's not annoying haha.

I hope this was kinda funny. Thanks for reading, I'm sure I'll upload again today. *with its last dying breath, the dragon witch reveals a hidden pile of ring pops of your favorite flavor*

Love you guys. Remember that if something makes you happy, don't worry about how good or bad you are at it! Have fun. You're doing great. 💜💜💜 Bye!-Bob