Prompt. Platonic oneshot

Patton was confused. More so than usual, at least, and this time it had to do with his "secret" stash of cookies. Some of them had started to go missing. Every time he left it he made a mental note of how many there were, and every time he came back there were some gone. He didn't know what was happening, but came to the conclusion someone must be stealing them.

Who it was was the more difficult question to answer. He couldn't possibly figure out who it would be. Logan had no interest in eating anything like that, Virgil didn't like them, and Roman wouldn't steal from him. So what else could be happening?

Patton came up with a plan to hide in the kitchen for the night, to try and figure out what exactly was going on. So, when the time came for everyone to be in bed, he walked into the kitchen after telling everyone goodnight. He hid underneath the table, the room was dark so no one would notice him there if they came inside, and waited.

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Patton very quickly became bored. He tried to think about something that would entertain him and help to keep him awake, since he was feeling very tired, but nothing he could think of worked. He was starting to drift off, leaning against one of the chairs and falling asleep.

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Patton was startled awake as he heard a loud noise, coming from in front of him. He didn't know what was going on for a second, expecting to wake up in his bed like normal but confused to find that he was under a table in the kitchen instead. When he realized what was going on he looked to the source of the startling sound, finding someone awake and in the kitchen. Whoever it was had pulled something down from a high shelf, dropping it onto the counter.

The same shelf he kept his secret stash of cookies in.

Patton rushed to his feet, getting out from under the table and flipping the light switch on. "Aha! It's.... Virgil?"

Virgil jumped, turning around to face Patton with a cookie in his hand. "Uh... Patton?"

"You're stealing my cookies!" He frowned, pointing accusingly.

"No I'm not!" Virgil defended, looking down at the cookie in his hands and then hiding it behind his back. "I... uh, it wasn't me."

"Virgil." Patton said sternly, crossing his arms and tapping his foot. "Don't lie."

Virgil sighed, no longer hiding his hands behind his back, and frowning as well. "Sorry," he muttered.

"I didn't think you even liked cookies that much." Patton mentioned, still not completely understanding what was going on. "Why would you steal mine?"

"I don't, usually. I guess I've just really wanted them lately, and I knew where you kept yours, so... sorry." Virgil explained with red cheeks, shrugging and offering the cookie back to Patton.

"Well all you had to do if you wanted some was ask! That's better than stealing and lying." Patton shook his head, laughing at the situation. "I don't care if you have some."

"Really? You don't care at all, and that's why you've been hiding in here all night to catch me?" Virgil questioned, and Patton frowned.

"Hey! I just wanted to know what was happening to them." He explained, moving closer to Virgil so he could get some too, holding it out so he could get more if he wanted.

"Well... thanks." Virgil mumbled. "For not being too mad at me."

"Of course I'm not mad." Patton smiled over at him, mussing up his hair. "You're always allowed to get some, as long as you ask first and don't lie."

Virgil smiled as well, trying to hide it while fixing his hair. "Thanks, dad."

I'm sad again, what's new

Ahhhhh I've been incredibly frustrated recently with so many tiny little things I feel crazy. Like, this morning my room being dirty was really bothering me and making me feel crazy but because I feel sad I have no motivation and I feel sick on top of that so I couldn't clean it but thankfully my mom decided to clean my room today so I feel a little less crazy now

One thing I didn't appreciate much was my mom randomly screaming song lyrics and scaring the hell out of me. I know I've mentioned this before but loud noises make me panic, and I've kinda been panicking all day today actually

I've been having some really awful thoughts today. Intrusive thoughts? That's what they're called right? Yeah those. Those are annoying.

I just feel really crazy rn. That's what we'll leave it at. I'm frustrated, and panicky, and it's being caused by a lot of tiny insignificant things that really shouldn't bug me as much as they do.

Anyways looks at this awesome stuff I got for my birthday I wanted to share the day I got it but forgot to

Look how cool!! I already had Mabel and now I have all these guys it's awesome

Also cacti are great okay I love that so much it's so cool I'm so happy with what I got

Also me cause even tho I feel like shit I still look cute okay

And yes I'm wearing new nail polish that I also got on my birthday. It's really pretty and shiny

Oh! Also!! I have almost 800 followers on here and this book has 282k views!!! That's amazing!!! And since most of you seemed to like the idea of a Q&A I guess I'll do that now? You guys can ask me literally anything in the comments I'll put it together and answer them in my next author's note (cause I don't wanna make a whole part just for myself) just like, say "Q&A:" and then whatever you wanna ask.

Well, thank you guys so much for reading, hope you enjoyed it. *a ring pop thief drops his bag of ring pops and you take them all*

Take care of yourselves. Make sure to eat and get plenty of sleep, and remember to take your medicine if you take any. I love you guys. Bye!-Bob