Prompt: https://sidespromptblog.tumblr.com/post/186741009471/logan-on-the-phone-with-remus-at-nearly-three-in

AU: Human AU

TW: None, that I know of

WC: 505

Date: February 13th, 2020

The best way to get a good night's sleep was routine. That was why Logan always shut off his phone at 9:30 and got into bed with a coursebook. He enjoyed learning and it relaxed his mind in a way novels couldn't. By the time 10:00 rolled around, he would be relaxed enough to fall asleep until his alarm went off at 6:00. Tonight, however, he was surprised to wake to a strange set of noises outside his window at 2:00 am. It didn't sound threatening but they were out of the ordinary. He was hoping to just ignore it. Hopefully, it would go away soon.

By 2:30 his hope was proven false and his frustration grew.

"What in the world is causing this ruckus?" He sighed, heading outside in his pajamas. "I swear if this is some prank pulled by one of my imbecilic friends..." Logan didn't believe any of his friends were that stupid, even Roman knew that disrupting Logan's sleep was never a good idea.

Searching through the bushes near his bedroom window Logan could still hear the noise but found nothing. His frustration grew and grew until he was forced to use his last resort. Hitting the top person in his list of favorite contacts, Logan called his boyfriend.

"You've reached the demon hiding under your bed how can I scare you?"

"Remus, for the past hour something has been outside my bedroom window making strange noises and I cannot find the source."

Logan could hear the sound of scissors stop. Considering Roman had been complaining about his brother destroying his shirts, Logan could assume what Remus was doing. He would have to discuss his boyfriend's awful sleeping habits later but right now he needed to focus on this irritating noise.

"What do you want me to do about it dild-lo?"

"Obviously I want you to come over and make strange noises back to assert your dominance."

He could hear Remus make a guttural noise that Logan had realized equates to happiness on the part of the strange man's behalf.

"Baby-Buns you are speaking my language. I'll be there in 15. I'll need a kazoo and a metal whisk."

Remus hung up before Logan could tell him that he didn't own a kazoo, but he knew Remus would make do without it. Heading back inside he went to find the whisk and smiled a slight smile. His boyfriend was strange and had weird hobbies and interests but Logan loved that about him and he knew he could count on Remus anytime he needed something weird with no questions asked. He also found new paths of research for himself due to Remus' constantly changing obsessions. A yawn left his lips as the irritation began to fade. The noise was still there but Logan knew it would be taken care of, and maybe when the disturbance ceased, Logan could convince Remus to actually get some rest.

It had been far too long since Remus had stayed the night.

AN: I normally do not like posting things this short, but you know what I do like? How soft and fluffy this idea was! I just love the thought of Logan being absolutely smitten with Remus do to his curiosity over the trashman. Anyway, Love you all, see you tomorrow.