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Human/Demon AU!

Warning: Death, blood, suicide, ghosts, graves, urinals, corpse.

ALSO VERY IMPORTANT!!!! I'm so sorry, I'm only allowed 20 pics on each chapter so this ⬇️⬇️⬇️ won't be on it'll be something else. Again so sorry.

"Hey hot stuff. See somethin' you like?"

A male was in the fridge, floating through the shelves and pointing to himself.

The door closed and another boy sighed, "I think I lost my appetite... Why are you still here?"

The first male floated forward, "I think the more appropriate question is, why are you still here?"

"Uh, because you suck at your job."

His eyes widened and began to stutter, "I-I suck at my job? I-I suck at my job?! Virgil... Do you really think I suck at my job?"

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A boy was digging four holes in the old cemetery under a wilting tree with a shovel, the mud landed behind him with a thud. He wore a black shirt with huge frills on the neck and sleeves, a green sash and a green rim. His pants were black and green too and went just past his knees, his hair was swept to the side and was dyed gray at the tips, he even had a fully grown moustache, with purple makeup around his eyes.

He dragged three bodies over and dumped them into the three large holes in the ground with a bang.

He then began to bury them.

'This is Remus. He just killed his parents and brother... In his sleep.'

Remus sat on the floor and pulled his knees to his chest, not looking back at the homemade gravestones that read: Mom, Dad and Brother.

'Now of course, most people would perhaps be a little shake after having just accidentally sleep-murdering their family. But Remus was not most people.'

Remus though about the time he saw this cute, ting squirrel and was petting it, he liked it so much that he went to give it to his neighbor and friend, Patton. But the boy just screamed and ran when seeing the limp animal in his hands and Remus covered in blood.

'See, Remus has been struggling with the overwhelming desire to kill things all his life. You could say he had some mildly homicidal tendencies. No, what made Remus so uneasy... was what he had to do next.'

Remus glances behind him and stared at the gravestone that read, 'Me'.

The male picked up a knife that was covered in blood, "well old friend," he said, staring at his distorted reflection, "never thought I'd find myself and your business end."

He stood up and fiddled with the sharp tip of the knife, 'hmm, last words...? Eulogy...? Suppose it doesn't really matter, it's not like anyone's listening or watching me right now.' He thought and not a second later, plunged the sharp, bloody knife into his stomach and fell backwards into the open and empty grave as blood spurted out.

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Remus found himself nowhere, lying on his back, surrounded by blackness, he looked around, noticing a tall man standing above him.

The mad wore a gray shirt and black cape, yellow gloves and a bowler hat, one side of his face was normal and the other side had scales, his mouth going into a slit and a yellow snake eye.

"Welcome to Hell." He said, "would you like a hand?" He held out his left gloved hand.

Remus' eyes widened, "ah, sure! Thank you sir!" He reached up, taking his hand.

The scaly man did a cartwheel pulling them into a blank office, "this is my office." Remus noticed the seemingly never ending filing cabinet, "have a seat."

Remus sat at the desk that had an old computer at it and looked around, seeing a bookshelf.

"Do you know why you're here, Mr Prince?" The male asked.

"Because I killed my family?" Remus looked down, "killed myself?"

The man looked at his nails, "yeah, well... I'd kill my family too if they gave me the middle name 'Duke'."

Remus frowned, "where's all the brimstone and fire?" He asked, and raised his arms, "why am I not being tortured as we speak? Suffering for all eternity!" He waved his hands, dramatically.

The man walked past him, scoffing, "oh don't sound so desperate kid. See, I'm currently in the process of having Hell renovated." Remus stood up, "everyone's off the hook right now. The only one suffering... is me!" He cried, "would you look at this place?" He pulled open the blinds for the window on the door, so Remus walked up and looked through the gaps, "it's a freakin' mess."

The green illuminated their faces.

"The gluttons and the lawyers are in the middle of what looks like a turf war... The murderers having been hanging out with network executives, that simply can't be good influence on them." The man said, running a gloved hand through his hair stressfully, knocking his hat off.

"The murderers or the network executives?" Remus asked, confused.

The man's eyes widened his mind blown, he gripped Remus collar and pulled him to him, "either!" He cried, burying his face into his shoulder.

"So... What's gonna happen?" Remus asked, seeing the man covering his face.

"What's gonna happen is," the man threw his arm around Remus and walked them back to his desk, "I'm gonna make you an offer."

"Oh! You mean like a deal with the dev-"

"I mean like a job offer!" The man rolled his eyes, "oh come off it Duke, I already have your soul. Y'think I'm gonna' challenge you to a fiddling contest or something?" Remus momentarily got excited, he was actually quite good at that! But then frowned realising he was being sarcastic.

"Anyway!" The man led him to the desk, "the truth is, kiddo, you remind me of myself."

"Yourself?" Remus asked, "b-but you're..." he trailed off realising he didn't know the man's name and it seemed he grasped it.

"Deceit." He smiled slightly, "please call me Dee."

"Well as long as we're gonna be all 'buddy-buddy about it, you can call me Remus!" Smiled the male in green.

"Alright, Duke." Smiled Deceit, "Remus it is!"

Remus sat down and Deceit walked to the files.

"O-kay then, let me just pull up your file." Remus looked around, "you know, you'd think that being on a separate plane of existence and all we'd having something a bit more sophisticated then a filing cabinet." Remus noticed the computer was an old Microsoft version, "but you'd be wrong."

"So!" Deceit looked at his new employee, "tell me, Remus! How did you get into the whole killing people thing?"

"Well it's... it's kinda personal."

"I won't tell a soul!"

Remus looked down awkwardly, "well I mean it's.... it's a long story."

Suddenly Deceit pulled out the filing cabinet and floated, flipping through the files as the cabinet seemed to be never ending, "oh, I got an eternity."

"Do you even plan to stop responding in clever puns?" Remus smiled.

"When this place freezes over." Smirked Deceit, finding the file he needed, "a-ha! Found it!" He sat down and clicked his fingers, making the filing cabinet close instantly, making Remus jump as he hair blew from the wind it created.

Deceit sat and smiled slightly, "now Remus, this demonary position I'm about to give you is kind of a big deal. You'll be assigned to a human counterpart. It is your job to haunt," he counted off on his fingers, and Remus looked up, "torment," Remus smiled, "pester," Remus looked confused, "and be a general nuisance, to this human until eventually he, uh, y'know... punches his own ticket."

Remus was bouncing up and down in his seat, "we may be under construction but we still have a quota to-"

"You mean I get to kill people?" Remus grinned, standing up, his chair falling over.

Deceit squinted and smiled apologetically, "not exactly. You get to help people kill themselves."

Remus crossed his arms and smirked, "hmmm. And if I decline your offer?"

Dee rested his chin on his hands and smiled easily, "you won't."

"Ha! Well, I can't argue with that!"

"Your first assignment is in there." Deceit pushed the file to the moustached male, "you work five days a week, nine to five, and you get weekends off!"

Remus opened the file and stared at the information on the sheet.

Deceit mumbled, "Thomas only gives Sunday's off y'know..."

The file read, 'HELLFILE'. The picture showed a boy maybe a year older then him, he had purple hair covering one side of his face, white foundation on and black eyeshadow under his eyes.

Remus touched his eyelid, tracing the purple eyeshadow he wore.

He continued to read.

Name : Virgil Black.
Age : Teen
Eyes : Racoon Like
           Perpetually
           Half Lidded
Hair : Poorly Drawn
Likes : Ruining Disney
Dislikes : Everything

"... and I'm the bad guy!" Remus looked up, having not caught anything of what Dee had said.

"He doesn't even offer dental!"

Remus looked back at the image.

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Virgil had his purple headphones on as he waited for the bus.

He wore a black jacket with purple flannel patches sewn on with white thread, a purple torn shirt under it, black ripped jeans and purple shoes. His black eyeshadow was heavy under his eyes and his face was practically white, he also had a purple bag on his shoulders and was slouching in place.

Remus saw him and snuck up next to him, shyly, he was never this shy with other guys.

Remus looked at him but looked away quickly when Virgil turned his head to face him and glared suspiciously.

The bus pulled up and Virgil got on, as he did Remus follows and the bus door shut, making him go straight the door and buss floor.

He then floated over to where Virgil was sat, his head resting against the window tiredly.

His green eyes widened in wonderment as to what the male was listening to.

Virgil felt eyes on him and turned to see the same male from the bus stop and sighed and slowly moved his bag from next to him and onto his lap.

Remus sat smiling.

"Hey kid!"

Remus turned and saw Deceit sat on the seat on the left of them.

"Why is he ignoring me?" Question Remus.

Deceit smiled and shrugged, "uh... 'Cause he's disillusioned with humanity?" He held up his hands, "I mean, he is a teenager."

"Can he see me?" Remus asked.

"He can, they can't." Deceit relaxed.

"Can he see you?"

"Nope!"

"Can he hear us?"

Deceit smiled, "he can hear you. You're taking to yourself."

"Wha-" Remus looked at Virgil, as Deceit sat up and looked at him, he looked back to Deceit, "nu-uh! He's wearing headphones!" His eyes widened seeing Deceit was gone, he rolled his eyes and sighed.

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Virgil was in English and was doodling on his notebook, not really paying much attention to anything.

Remus was sat next to him and stood up on his chair, leaning on the desk. Virgil looked up annoyed as Remus toppled the table over.

The class gasped and the teacher, Mr Crofters, shouted, "Virgil!"

The purple haired male's mouth dropped in shock, it was clearly that boy in green and gray dyed hair! Not him!

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He sat at lunch ready to eat a ham sandwich when that boy from before walked in front of the table and sat down next to him.

The boy smiled as Virgil glared. Remus rested his chin on the back of his hand.

Virgil saw the boy wasn't going to leave and picked up his food and left to the boys toilets, since he hated everyone at school, this boy included.

Remus frowned and stayed sat.

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Gym. Or in Virgil's mind, Hell.

He didn't have an excuse and everything he said just failed, so here he was. Playing basket ball with minimal effort.

The ball just flew off in a direction, so Virgil being the closest went to it and picked it up.

Virgil looked around as a boy from Calculous, Remy, nudged him.

The purple haired male looked up and saw the green sash male smiling at him, Virgil glared as he waved his arms.

The emo boy threw the ball at him, Remus shocked just moved to the side as the others laughed at him and ran after the ball.

Virgil rubbed his face smudging his eyeshadow a bit as Remy pushed him laughing.

Virgil looked at Remus who shrugged.

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Virgil got off the bus after school and slouched, walking home dragging his feet slightly.

Remus followed him off and smiled, then sighed seeing Virgil didn't care still.

Virgil walked home with Remus floating behind him at a distance.

The living boy reached his door and sighed, feeling the presence of the dead boy. He took off his headphones and looked over his shoulder, "what do you want?!" His voice was deep and rough.

Remus took a deep breath, "I, uh.... I'm a demon... And I'm here to haunt you?" Virgil put his hand on his door knob, "wait! That was terrible!" Virgil walked into his house and Remus stuttered out, "I, uh-.... okay-..." The door slammed shut and he slouched, sighing.

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The two stood at the bus stop again, Virgil listening to 'I Will Never (Be Your Friend)' by Irish Stew of Sindidun.

Remus looked over and smiled, and Virgil glared making him look away quickly.

Sadly however, Virgil could not deny that the boy following him around was kinda cute.

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Virgil was sat in English and was again doodling all over his work, bored.

He looked up and to the empty desk and smiled, seeing that the annoying male from the bus claiming to be a demon there to haunt him, wasn't there.

He looked to the front of the class and sighed content, his shoulders relaxing slightly.

However Remus would not stand for that and phased through the desk, making Virgil yell and fall backwards, his desk coming with him, his paper and pencil flying everywhere.

The class began to laugh and point as Mr Crofters shouted, "for the last time!"

Virgil stared up at the smiling boy who hovered over him, making him blush. Then frown, he just phased through a desk.

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Remus had sat down with him a lunch and Virgil held up a sandwich, "so you're really a ghost?"

"Demon, actually!" Remus stated, smiling proudly and his chin held up high.

"Huh."

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Virgil face palmed, not grasping the fact that nobody else could see Remus, as they both stood at the bus stop.

Remus was swaying his hips side to side, dancing, though the emo couldn't deny the demon had rhythm.

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For once in his life, Virgil was doing his English work, though it was difficult when you had a demon nattering away in your left ear.

It was clear to the demon as well since Virgil was glaring at his paper.

Remus sat on the desk next to him and swung his legs, "you should probably just kill yourself."

Virgil didn't even look up, as he placed his hand on the desk, his hand phasing through Remus and pushed the desk away from him.

Remus screeched, in shock and then amusement as it hit the wall, the class gasped.

"Virgil Black!"

Virgil looked at Remus and couldn't help the small smile that came on his face.

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Sat at lunch, the two were talking about how Remus had died and why he killed his parents and brother and how he got into killing people.

Remus eyes widened and lifted his shirt and smiled, "plus I've got this neat, spooky hole."

Virgil's eyes widened in disgust, seeing the hole in his chest, that was glowing green and dripping red blood, as he could see the inside back of Remus' green shirt.

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Virgil was stood in the boys bathroom and was at the urinal, relaxed as Remus wouldn't show up.

A few seconds later a boy, known as Emile walked in and used a urinal as well, a few away from Virgil.

Suddenly Remus' head phased through the wall in front of him, he pulled a face, his eyes going deeply slightly and his mouth wide open, his tongue sticking out.

Virgil scrunched up his nose smelling pickles on his breath, "dude, I'm peeing!"

Emile looked up horrified at stared at Virgil clearly disgusted, whole Virgil and Remus looked shocked, forgetting Emile was there, the Virgil's face went back to poker and Remus, actually felt a little bad for that.

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Virgil just got off the bus and walked home, with Remus floating behind him.

He was getting used to the demon.

Remus floated in front of Virgil, "whatcha listening to?"

Virgil raised his eyebrow, "oh, Irish Stew."

"Never heard of them!" Remus smiled.

"Seriously?" He took his headphones off and held them out for Remus, "you're unbelievable."

Remus fiddled with his sash shyly, he's not worn headphones since Roman said it made his hair look weird when they were eleven.

He took the headphones and put them on, his hair fluffed our around them, ruining his hair and looking like he just woke up, he saw Virgil staring and took them off, handing them back to Virgil.

Virgil covered his mouth and laughed and walked off.

Remus frowned and tried to sort it out.

The emo saw and smiled sadly, "I was only teasing Remus. It's a cute look."

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Virgil had accidentally slept through his alarm and so was running to the bus stop a piece of dry toast in his mouth.

Remus was already there and smirked, "you're late."

Virgil looked up and playfully glared, he playfully said, "I hate you." Behind the toast there was a small smile on his face.

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Virgil had been thinking about the 'neat, spooky hole' Remus owned on his toned chest and had asked to see it again a lunch.

Remus grinned and lifted his shirt and playfully asked, "you wanna stick something in it?"

Virgil was conflicted on the answer, "y-... kinda." He admitted.

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The two had talked on the bus and walked to Virgil's house together, talking.

Virgil hadn't realised he'd started liking the demon and laughed when Remus told a joke about death.

"Later!" He smiled and walked in, shutting the door and leaned against it, sighing, needing a moment to himself.

He walked down the hall and met face to face with Remus who grinned, "I just realised, I can get into your house whenever I want!"

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Remus sighed and looked down, ok. So, maybe he did suck at his job?

"So? How longs it been, Remus?"

Remus looked up, seeing Deceit standing in front of him, a small smirk on his face and arms crossed, "a day? A month? A week? Eh?!" He asked, emphasising 'week' as if it was longer then a month.

Remus frowned, "I-I..."

Deceit smiled, amused, "no really. The concept of time is something you people made up, I uh, I really can't wrap my head around it." He admired, sheepishly.

"Oh."

"Anyways! Uh, the point is I really hadn't really anticipated this lasting much longer then a student thesis film or even a 31 page, one shot fan fiction, in which a crazy fangirl writes so two imaginary characters will fall in love."

"A what?" Remus asked, confused.

Deceit shrugged it off, "never mind. So you really taking your sweet time with this one, huh?"

"It's just... It's been kinda hard." He admitted.

"So? You're not cut out for it?" Deceit asked, "is that what your saying?"

"No! I mean-"

"So, you're stalling because you like the guy?" Deceit asked, being careful to show he held no judgment.

Remus flushed red, ok that was one of the reason- ok a main one, but he wouldn't admit it, "n-no, it's not that! I-"

"Then what?"

"It's just that... He doesn't even care! He's not affected!" He looked down, "I pasture him in class until he disrupts everyone, I make him uncomfortable while he's eating lunch, I harass him in the urinal!"

"Oh, yeah." Chuckled Deceit, "I saw the little montage, slash, time skips... Yeah."

"I've got him passing balls to a ghost in gym class!"

Deceit smirked, "he's making passes at you?!" That was comedy!

Remus paced, "everyone's starting to think he's crazy but it's just not getting to him! Why won't he notice me?!"

Deceit frowned feeling a bit bad, "why you getting so bent out of shape about this? It's not like there's a deadline, I mean... y'know it just has to happen... eventually."

Remus looked over at him, "well... What happens to him when I get him to actually do it?"

Deceit held up a finger and walked behind Remus, "well! We're going to need somebody to alphabetise the Hall of Crippling Phobia for the rest of eternity." Remus eyes widened, he didn't like that idea for Virgil, dang him and his stupid crush, "hey! He doesn't have a fear of alphabetising, does he? Awww, that'd be so good!" Deceit smiled in ecstasy at He idea.

Remus frowned and faced Deceit, "but... What if I can't do it?"

"Oh! Well then you're fired."

Remus smiled and opened his mouth, "ah-!"

"That... wasn't a pun." Deceit said almost regretfully, walking past Remus, "well! See ya later, Sock!"

Remus looked down and ran off to Virgil, "Virgil come on! A little death never killed anybody!"

Virgil shouted from his room, "for the last time! Stop talking to yourself and get out of my house!" Though of course, Virgil liked- no loved the Demons company.

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Deceit had called a meeting after a week with still no Virgil, to see how things were going and so he can tell Remus about what might happen.

"So what you're saying is... Virgil might go to Heaven."

"Yeah, due to the fact Thomas now see's that people who commit suicide are genuinely depressed." Deceit rolled his eyes, collecting suicidal spirits was his thing.

"So... Virgil has to do something bad, kill himself, then come to hell?"

"Pretty much."

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Virgil was scrolling through his phone, he knew he liked Remus but he didn't know if the feelings were returned. A quick google search to see how to tell if your crush was interested in you gave him the answers, yes. The feelings were mutual.

Virgil thought, maybe killing himself would make everything ok and he can be with Remus forever.

Speak of the demon and he shall come, because Remus phased through the wall, wearing a frown.

"What's up with you?" Virgil asked.

Remus fiddled with his sash, "if you kill yourself, I think you might go to Heaven."

Virgil crossed his arms, "you said Hell."

"I know!" Remus agreed, "but he's said how suicides can be because of depression and feels bad. So... you might just wanna kill yourself to get to Heaven now and blame it on depression."

Virgil didn't respond and Remus saw and floated away to do something to annoy him no doubt, like smash a vase.

The emo knew where Remus was buried, as the demon showed him and he also knew Remus went to meetings at night.

"Hmm."

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Remus had gone to a meeting with Deceit to give a report on the day.

While Virgil sighed and got up, throwing on his clothing and throwing his pyjamas to the side and grabbed everything he needed.

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A boy was digging two holes and digging up an old one in the old cemetery under a wilting tree with a shovel, the mud landed behind him with a thud. He wore a black with purple patches on, sewn with white thread. His pants were black and ripped his hair was covering half of his face and was dyed purple at the tips, with black makeup under his eyes.

He dragged two bodies over and dumped them into the two large holes in the ground with a bang.

He then began to bury them.

'This is Virgil. He just killed his parents... To be with his crush and demon.'

Virgil sat on the floor and messed up his hair, not looking back at the homemade gravestones that read: Mom and Dad.

'Now of course, most people would perhaps be a little shake after having just murdering their family. But Virgil was not most people.'

Virgil though about the ever growing love he had for Remus and all the laughs and joys the two spent together, even though Virgil his his feelings. He knew he would never trade and change any of that and he didn't want it to stop.

'See, Virgil has been crushing on the homicidal demo that was hired to get him to commit suicide. He was told he could get into Heaven and truth me told, he didn't want to be away from Remus and to him that was fine. No, what made Virgil so uneasy... was what he had to do next.'

Virgil glanced behind him and stared at the gravestone that read, once read 'Me' but was changed to 'Us'.

The male picked up the knife he used on his parents, "well new friend," he said, staring at his distorted reflection, "never thought I'd find myself and your business end."

He stood up and fiddled with the sharp tip of the knife, 'hmm, last words...? Eulogy...?' He thought and walked over to the grave that had Remus body in,"here's to my love,"  and not a second later, plunged the sharp, bloody knife into his stomach and fell backwards into the open and body full grave as blood spurted out.

He landed next to Remus and smiled one last time.

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Deceit and Remus looked up, seeing Virgil lying on the floor.

Virgil sat up and looked around, "huh. Thought Hell would have more brimstone and fire."

Remus got up and pulled him up, "Virgil?! What are you- how-"

"I killed my parents, killed myself, just so I could be with you." Virgil admitted.

Remus' eyes widened, "me? But Virgil-"

Virgil kissed him quickly, "is consent still needed even though I'm here?"

Remus blinked, the wrapped his arms around Virgil's shoulders, "no, not after that."

Deceit let them have their moment, deciding to put Virgil to work tomorrow instead of now.

He just let the new couple kiss and cuddle.