Look at my bad drawing!

That was a title and a half! And yes I know... it's a big ship. But I wanted to be ambitious!

Warning: Swords, blood, fighting, swearing, character death, really intense gore, broken bones.

Roman never lost a battle! He always won, after all, he was a hero! A brave prince! The prince who slays demons, shadows, violent creatures and Dragon Witches!

Yes, he has yet to loose a battle!

However, this particular one, he had failed. He was fighting a dragon witch and slashed her eye, clean out!

She roared in pain and swore vengeance and ran. Roman would have followed had it not been for the injuries he had gained.

He walked into the mind scape, his left arm hanging limply, a limp and scars all over his boyfriend.

Patton, one of his many boyfriends, saw and rushed over, "Roman?! What happened?!"

Roman smiled gently, "nothing. Just an unfortunate event with a dragon witch, is all."

"Logan!"

Logan rose up and his eyes widened, Logan another one of his boyfriends, "oh my god Roman." He summoned a first aid kit and set Roman down.

"You did always try too much." Smirked Remus, his brother and his boyfriends boyfriend.

"Shut up Remus."

"Holy shit!" Remy was the next to see Roman, another boyfriend of his, "are you ok?!" He asked as he ran towards Roman.

"I'm fine."

Deceit, another boyfriend, popped up, "stop lying, my god, you're an idiot."

"I am not."

"Again, lying."

Emile walked in tiredly, he had tried to help Elliot as much as possible but he was failing as a psychiatrist and a friend- "Roman?! What happened?!"

He ran forward, dropping his bag on the floor, Emile was another boyfriend.

"Nothing..." Roman felt like he was closed in. Don't get him wrong! He loves them! Each of them! But being in pain and defenceless, being surrounded by people was not helping him whatsoever.

Virgil, his final and last boyfriend, popped up, "back up guys, you're panicking him."

And immediately they backed away.

Yes they were all dating each other. I mean, could you blame them? They couldn't really leave and even the ones who could leave the house - Emile and Remy - didn't date due to the fact that they were just figments of Thomas.

So, the option was each other.

At first they opposed the idea, but soon they got needy and longed for love that they dated each other, it worked out well and it was a large, open relationship.

Sometimes it was the whole gang, other times it was two, sometimes a few. The numbers varied.

On this particular day, a few months after Roman recovered from the battle, they went to imagination, all of them, as a large relationship.

They sat in a clearing in the forest.

Logan and Emile where talking about different plants, as Patton listened, laughing whenever Emile made a cartoon or anime reference, even earning a smile from Logan.

Remy and Remus where 'sunbathing'. They mainly lay in their clothing, cuddled up and trying to sleep, but failing, as every so often, Remus would lean up and sip his Starbucks which he shared with Remus.

Roman, Virgil and Deceit sat in the shade, cuddled together, watching the clouds and the shapes they took.

It was quiet, well besides the quiet talking, the gentle wind and the birds, but it was relaxing.

"ROMAN SANDERS!!!"

Romans eyes widened, he recognised that female, nails on a chalkboard voice. He leaned up off the tree and stood up.

Logan, Emile and Patton looked up confused, as Remus and Remy sat up, Remus pulling down his shades slightly, while Virgil and Deceit sat up straight.

There in front of them, blocking the sun, was a Dragon Witch.

She was large, and gray, with some random clumps of green scales. Her horns were permanently tinted red (nobody wanted to know how), her teeth red and sharp. She had a hat that looked muddy and horns along her back, she wore a green cape, which covered most of them. But what stood out, was one of her eyes where missing.

"Remember me Prince Roman?!" She snarled.

"Roman? Who the fuck is that?!" Remy hissed, putting his sunglasses back on in hopes of protection.

"Uhhh, the Dragon Witch I failed to kill..."

Virgil's eyes widened, "we're screwed!"

The Dragon laughed, "I know these! You're boyfriends! Virgil, Logan, Patton, Remy, Deceit and how could we forget? Sweet little Emile Picani!" She snarled looking at each one, "and of course how could we forget the brother? Remus." Her head snapped to him.

Roman glared, "leave them out of this! This, right here, is between you and me!"

She smiled, "of course, of course. However... they're more of a distraction!" Her long claws flicked in the air, making the brother and the six boyfriends fly backwards, hitting trees painfully.

Romans eyes widened, hearing them yell and groan. He summoned his katana and swung it at her head only for her to dodge.

She kicked him down, harshly, bruising the side of his face as he stood up quickly.

Her tail swung going to hit him, had it not been for Remy pushing him down and taking the blow himself, which sent him flying into a tree.

Now bleeding profusely from his forehead, his sunglasses now cracked and he groaned, swearing and could barely move his arm.

Roman growled and again lunged at her, followed by Remus, attacking from the top with his bloody and rusty mace.

She dodged at the perfect time, making the brothers crash into each other painfully, Remus now having a broken nose and Roman now with a cut on his cheek.

She flicked her hand, making them fly into opposite directions, making Roman bleed from his head as well and give Remus a massive bruise on his cheek.

Virgil glared as well as Deceit and both rushed at her. Neither knew what the plan was all they knew was that she had to go down.

Deceit managed to kick her in the chest, before she slashed her claws, catching his forehead, making him bleed and kicked him into a tree, brushing his cheek.

Virgil, who was seeing blind rage, was taking any hit he could get, until she created an orb of magic and hit him, making him stumble backwards and bleed from his mouth.

Patton glared, nobody hurts his famILY and gets away with it! He got up and grabbed thick and heavy branch and ran forward, thwacking her over the head.

Which was successful!.... In pissing her off! She took the branch in between her teeth, throwing it at Patton.

Morality was hit, and he fell back, the adrenaline waring off as he got a black eye and smashed glasses, a cut under his eye from the glass and hideous bruise.

He tried to push the branch off, but found he couldn't move a arm and groaned in pain.

Roman and Remus rushed over and pulled the branch off carefully.

Emile and Logan had no idea how to fight and just ran at her, trying to trip her or hit her, which resulted in the two with blacks eyes as well and broken glasses, both with a bloody and broke nose, but Emile with a bloody eye and Logan with a bloody mouth, missing a tooth.

The Dragon tried to strike Roman, but was blocked by Remus, who managed to strike her twice with his mace, before he was sent flying in a tree again.

She kicked Roman down and stood on him making him scream in pain, his bone being crushed.

Remy looked up weakly, while Patton only tilted his head slightly. Logan and Emile struggled to get up, Emile's ankle broken and Logan's wrist swore.

"This is how the great Prince Roman dies?!" Laughed the witch, "pathetic! They can watch you die! And then I'll kill them all, starting with Patton!"

The Dad side whimpered.

Roman glared, "I'll kill you for this!" He screamed and tried to move, all the while the witch laughed.

Virgil got an idea, a stupid idea, but an idea non the less.

He slowly and painfully got off the ground and glared, one shoulder handing lower in pain. Deceit saw and sighed, they swore never to do this again after they began dating, but here he was, raising of the ground, leaning more on one foot then the other. Remus too got up shakily and hurting everywhere and raised his mace.

She laughed, "that's all?!"

Roman looked over at them slightly, in pain and worry, as Patton pushed himself up slightly, "kiddos don't-"

Virgil raised his hands as purple fire swirled around his fingers and finger tips and around the palms of his hands and up his arm.

Deceits yellow eye glowed as he waved his hand summoning yellow snakes, with one around his arm, all of them with red eyes.

Remus, simply held his bloody mace and but around his finger tips was an almost translucent green dust.

The Dragon Witch snarled, kicking Roman to the side, as he groaned, hitting his head on a tree, looking up in pain.

"Ok then, Dark Sides." She smirked, seeing them glare harshly at her, that was something they hated and she knew that, "lets see what you got."

They ran at her at once as she roared and ran at them.

"Guys!" Shouted Virgil.

Remus eyes widened, "we don't do that!"

"We can try!" Smirked Deceit.

She swung her tail and they popped out, literally, not sink. Pop.

Her tail swiped the air, put in place for the witch, was a mangled Remus, Deceit and Virgil, cut in half and bloody. Fake, an illusion created by Remus.

Romans eyes widened, "NO!!!!" He screamed.

Emile gasped and covered his mouth, tears cascading down his face.

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Shouted Remus in anger and despair.

Patton crawled over and cried as Logan tried to stabiles his breathing from the horrific sight.

"How pathet- ah!" She suddenly went flying across the opening, a large gnash on her head, as snakes began to slither up her body and her hat caught fire.

There behind her was the dark sides, ready to fight, the illusions disappearing.

"Patton, dearest? Are you ok?" Remus asked worriedly, earning a nod from the frightened side.

The Dragon growled and roared, sending fire at them, Virgil raised his arms, blocking her with his fire.

Remus managed to pull our her claws, making her scream, but never breaking from the fire.

Even the snake venom didn't stop her.

Virgil fell to his knees, shaking.

Roman stood up and ran at her and slashed her sharp wing off, making her scream and look at him.

Virgil fell forward tiredly and sweating.

"Shit! Virge!" Remy ran over, swaying slightly and held anxiety close.

Roman glared, "leave them out of this! You can have me!"

Everyone looked up, shouting their protests.

Emile got up, "don't be stupid Roman! You are not giving yourself to her!"

"Yes I am!"

Logan glared, "I am afraid, we shall not let you."

The Dragon Witch laughed, "then you shall all die!"

She slammed her foot down, shaking the ground, cracking it sending everyone flying into random directions.

Remy and Virgil lay next to each other barely able to move, while Logan and Patton held each other weekly, their glasses off, broken. Remus and Deceit landed near a tree together in pain and was bleeding out, while Emile landed the furthest away, unable to move at all.

Roman flew back, but was still in front of the witch and looked up slowly, in pain and bleeding out.

The Dragon Witch walked forward smirking evilly and picked him up with her hands and squeezed him.

"R-Roman..." Logan called out weakly.

Romans head fell forward in pain, unable to do anything else, he was unable to see how he was failing! How?! He's a prince!

The witch crushed his ribs slowly, making him scream in pain.

Remy pushes himself upwards in pain, "hey, bitch!"

The witch looked over.

"Put him down!" He growled.

She smirked and threw Roman in the floor making him groan, how he wished he was dead. He couldn't move.

Remy gulped and backed up slightly, he hadn't thought this far ahead.

Remus got up and summoned his mace again and ran at the Dragon, striking her in the nose, making her bleed.

He swung his mace around, smirking, as he heard the satisfying crack.

The witch snarled and sent an orb of magic his way, hitting him square in the chest.

He fell backwards and unconscious.

Deceit got up and ran at her, kicking her shin, toppling her over, however her tail hit him, with her spikes down her tail, slashing his chest open as he flew backwards.

He gasped in pain, unable to move and bit his lip.

Remy glared and finally took of his sunglasses. He grabbed Romans katana and managed to slice her tail off, making her scream.

She snarled and bit the the weapon and threw him to the side and stood on his leg, making him yell in pain.

Laughing, the Dragon looked to Patton and Logan, "it seems like the strongest are defeated and you two are left."

Deceit and Virgil leaned up the best they could to look at the two, while Roman lifted his head slightly and Remy only moved his eyes.

Logan and Patton stood up, but sadly could only see a blurry outline of where she was, due to their glasses being broken.

"And it's seems like you will be easy to take down." She charged at them.

"N-no...!" Roman choked out, as Remy gasped and Deceit and Virgil tried to get up.

The two standing sides dodged, however Patton was not quick enough as he was grabbed.

Virgil's eyes widened, "no! Wait!"

The witch laughed, "why should I?!"

"Because..." He had no reason for her benefit and he knew that and so did she as he dropped him from a great height making him scream.

Virgil shot up and caught him quickly, making them both land on the ground and groan from the force.

She laughed as she turned to Logan, the last standing.

The Dragon Witch smirked and moved forward as he fell and looked down.

She roared and prepared herself to breath out fire, then she felt it, a pain in her chest and she screamed.

Looking down, Logan sat, hold Remus' mace and pierced her chest. He looked up shakily, "go to hell you bitch..."

He dragged up the mace, up her neck and pulled it out as blood flowed and she fell.

Roman passed out after that, as did Deceit and Patton.

Emile was wake first, he was in bed, with bandages wrapped around various areas.

He reached over to his bedside table and picked up his glasses - which appeared to be new.

He saw Virgil at the side of the room, on his phone, staring at a blank screen, with bandages covering him as well.

"Hey..." Emile said, quietly.

Looking up, anxiety smiled and walked over, "hey, how are you?"

"Like I was knocked out."

Virgil laughed and kissed his cheek gently, "you was."

"What happened?"

"Logan killed the dragon witch, Remus was knocked unconscious and Roman, Patton and Deceit passed out. Remus leg is broke, Logan's wrist is broke and so it your ankle."

Emile sighed, "wait, Elliott! Oh my-"

"He's been more worried about you. When we called you in sick a week ago he-"

"A week?"

"You're the first up."

Deceit was the second up, he groaned.

"Thank fuck you're awake!" Remy cries and hugged him, a cast on his leg.

"Hey... how long was I out?"

"A week and half..." Remy said slowly holding his hand.

"How is everyone?"

"We're ok... but Remus, Roman and Patton are still asleep."

Patton woke up and gasped in fear, the thing he remembers was falling. He reached over and frowned, noting that they were round and not square.

He put them on and saw Logan, holding his hand, "Patton?"

"Logan...? Are these new glasses? What happened? Is everyone ok?!"

Smiling, Logic answered, "yes. The Dragon is gone and everyone is ok." Logan had bandages on his wrist and Patton a cast on his arm.

"Are you sure?"

"I am."

Roman and Remus woke up at the exact same time and they were in the same room.

Remus turned his head, "Roman?"

"Remus?"

The brothers looked around to see everyone sitting and waiting.

Patton stood up, "Roman. You're not going on another mission for the year!"

Roman was severely injured and was on bed rest for a month, not that he minded because it meant everyone spent time with him and cuddled him.

And Remus was planning his murder when he released he was going to be on missions again after his punishment was lifted.

However, for now they enjoyed the peace and quiet.