Warning: There is no smut, but it is heavily talked about, adultery and unsympathetic!Patton (sort of), angst.

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Patton woke up in a familiar Disney filled room, it was white and red everywhere with mirrors on nearly every wall.

His clothes were thrown about on the floor and his hair a mess, he put on his glasses and looked to his left.

Roman was still asleep, his clothing thrown on the floor, the usually perfect hair now a mess, his chest out on show and Patton couldn't help the gin that came on his face.

Romans body was littered with hickeys, and handprints, he was flushed and hair matted with sweat. Now, that's not to say Patton was careless, oh no. Everything was were it could be easily be hidden by clothing.

When he and Roman first began sleeping together, though Roman believed it to be dating, Patton had said that he 'didn't want the others know, as they might find it weird'. Roman agreed with this and promised to 'not say a thing', and he didn't.

Patton quietly and carefully got out of bed, got dressed and went out, despite what this has you believe, Roman wasn't his first, funnily enough Remus is.

"Hello my dear!" Called a nasally voice and kiss, which soon turned into Remus pinned against the wall by Patton.

"Hey handsome." Patton mumbled against Remus' lips, making the side flush red and knees buckle, "how many times have I told you? Not in public, everyone might get mad."

Remus bit his lip, "...sorry..."

"Tonight, I promise." Patton promised and left, going downstairs to make breakfast.

Yes, he began sleeping with Remus, then a year down the line with Roman, maybe it began after Thomas' first serious boyfriend. They slept together and Patton loved it, but when it ended and Thomas slept with another male, Patton didn't feel it.

He wasn't satisfied.

So, he slept with Remus and was almost satisfied, then a year with Roman... Now? He's still not satisfied.

Even if he was sleeping with-

"Patton, are you busy tonight?" Logan asked, tapping his foot.

Patton held back a smirk, "I'm afraid so, I promised to help Remus and I can't rearrange. I'm free tomorrow night."

Logan nodded, "very well." He left, satisfied.

Ok, so he wasn't satisfied with Roman and Remus, so he began sleeping with Logan after Roman.

He still wasn't satisfied. Even with three men to sleep with.

He sighed.

As promised, Patton went to Remus' room that night, then woke up in a familiar situation to the morning before but instead of red and white, it was black and green, with a stench that gave him a headache.

He again snuck out.

The orange side was on the sofa and looked to Patton, and rushed over, gently kissing his cheek, "hey!"

"Later I promise." Patton promised, ultimately the two didn't sleep together much, but Patton still slept with him, and him with Patton.

Virgil was sat in his corner and noticed Patton walking over to him, he smiled as Patton kissed him, the side in orange no longer there.

"You wanna have fun tomorrow night?" Virgil asked, huskily and his eyes dark, clouded with lust.

Patton smirked, "I'd be happy to." He knew exactly how to approach each side.

The next morning he was in the same situation, but in a black and dark blue room, in which he left shortly after, going to Janus' room.

"Oh Janus?"

Janus, who was more of an all nighter, looked up and but his lip, "no?"

Patton kissed his scales, making Janus bite his lip, "are you busy tomorrow night?"

"No, are you?" Janus asked, voice barely above a whisper.

"I'll see you tomorrow night." Patton promised with a wink, before walking off with a smirk.

Ok, so he wasn't just satisfied with a few of the sides... He wasn't satisfied with any of them.

So, he turned to Remy, the personification of gay. He was too gay to function at times, yet he was very good at keeping their fun a secret.

It was a night for him and Remy and where was Remy's room? Well, it was in the middle of nowhere really, perfect place to have fun and not get caught.

Same with Emile Picani, his rooms in the middle of nowhere and it was easy to not get caught. He kept their 'relationship' a secret, even from his patients.

But, even the ego's weren't enough to satisfy him.

So, there was one person left. Thomas, the host; god Thomas was amazing! Patton couldn't lie! But, still not enough.

He'd only go to Thomas in the days or nights the others were busy, and they would have fun in his room and leave for the next day.

He was still not satisfied.

Every side, every ego and the host, he slept with them all, telling them the same thing, 'it would be awkward if the others knew', and they all replied with, 'them we won't tell them'. Thus, they never mentioned it.

He's slept with each of them, all eight, and yes it was tricky but he wanted- no, needed it...

But, he was never satisfied.

Remus was walking down the hallway one day and paused, hearing Roman and Patton, he knew he shouldn't go up to Patton and flirt, so he didn't. Instead he listened.

"So, my love? Are you free tonight?" Roman asked, voice deep and smooth like velvet.

Patton smiled sadly, "sorry Roman, I have to help Thomas with a video."

Roman smiled back, sadly, "tomorrow night?"

"I'll see if I'm free." Patton assured and sunk down.

Remus waited and heard nothing but a sigh from Roman, he gripped clenched his fist, storming down the stairs, "Roman!"

Roman jumped and looked up, "oh hey Remus."

"I challenge you to a duel!"

Roman frowned, "what?"

Remus glared, "I challenge you to a duel! I'll revoke it if you apologise for flirting with Patton!"

The side in red frowned, of course nobody knew he and Patton were together, but maybe Remus had a crush on him? Either way, "never!"

"Fine then! I'll send Virgil to meet your second!" Remus stormed off.

Roman glared, "and I, Logan!"

Logan and Virgil met that night in the common room, tired and annoyed.

"Why are they duelling?" Logan asked, rubbing his eyes.

Virgil looked down, "something about having a crush on the same guy. Roman didn't apologise."

"Well I think that's perfectly reasonable." Logan responded and Virgil scoffed.

"Of course you'd say that. Look, Roman should have apologised-"

"Why should he? Roman and this man aren't in a relationship." Logan responded.

Virgil glared, "yeah but still, it could be more secret!"

"Virgil, think of this-"

"Here, same time next week."

Logan looked down at his watch, '1:00AM' and nodded, "fine."

News travelled and Patton apologised to both men separately and said he couldn't make it, and swore his head belonged to them. His heart belonged to neither, even with two men fighting over him.

He still isn't satisfied.

Patton was with Thomas the night of the duel, everyone surrounded them, Emile as the doctor and turned away, everyone was turned away.

Virgil handed Remus a gun and Logan handed Roman a gun. Yes, they went by the 10 Duel Commandments, not like Thomas knew much about duelling.

The two silently confessed to sins in their head as they handed their seconds a sheet of paper, to display their view, in case they couldn't negotiate it.

Virgil and Logan met in the middle.

"Virgil."

"Logan, good to see you."

Logan sighed, glancing over his sheet slowly, "can we agree that duels are immature?"

"I never disagreed." Virgil said, looking to his sheet, "but, Roman must answer for flirting with-" He paused, then looked between Remus and Roman, "Patton?"

Logan frowned too, well everyone was and turned to face the battle.

"Whaaaat?" Emile spoke up.

The twins frowned.

"Yeah, he's my boyfriend!" Roman scoffed.

Remus laughed, "you wish he's mine!"

The orange frowned, "no, he's with me..."

Remy scoffed, "you all wish babes, your clearly picked up on the wrong signals."

"Non of you are lying..." Janus frowned confused, "how? He's with me."

"Is he dating all of us?" Emile asked, unsure.

Logan thought silently, "he must be?" Patton probably didn't understand, or thought it was fine to date them all.

Virgil stayed silent and couldn't actually recall when he and Patton went on an actual date, but he could recall all the times they slept together... He said he didn't know what adultery meant, but what if he...

"I wasn't dating him." Virgil finally said, the group having been silent in shock and confusion, "but I slept with him."

Logan blinked, "I slept with him too."

"As have I..." Emile said.

Remus frowned, "me too."

"I have as well." Roman spoke up.

"Me as well." Remy frowned.

"Same here." The one in orange said.

"Non of us are lying..." Janus said in horror.

Roman frowned, "we're all here. And he said he was busy, what does that mean?"

"Thomas!" Logan called out in realisation.

It fell silent.

Patton wasn't satisfied?

Patton woke up in familiar brown sheets and white room. Thomas was covered in hickeys and handprints, uncovered and hot. Patton quietly got up, got dressed and disappeared.

Remy saw, and swaggered over, "hey babe." He wrapped his arms around his neck. He was to distract Patton, who was easily distracted.

Logan heard and sunk down, gently nudging Thomas awake.

Thomas groaned and woke up and covered himself quickly, "Logan! What the-"

"Are you dating Patton?" Logan asked.

It fell silent and Thomas blushed and nodded shyly, "I guess-"

Virgil popped up next, "date? Or sleep?"

Thomas fell silent, realising Virgil's question was a very good one, "sleep with..."

"Thomas, it's hard to say, but... Patton is sleeping with all of us. Remy and Emile included." Logan said, "he's committing adultery."

Thomas laughed, "he doesn't even know what adultery is!"

"A bit odd he doesn't for his age." Virgil responded.

Thomas frowned, "how are you sure?"

"Remus heard Roma flirting with Patton, they were to duel but the truth came out. We were all dating- sleeping, with Patton." Logan explained.

Thomas fell backwards in shock.

"We thought you should know." Virgil said and the two sunk down.

Patton wasn't satisfied.

Everyone began distancing themselves from Patton and Patton noticed, they didn't sleep with anymore either, and he was becoming less, and less satisfied.

Thomas needed Patton, and so he hesitantly summoned him.

Patton smirked, "hey Thomas-"

"I'm not interested right now Patton. I need an idea for a new video and-"

"Hold on, what do you mean not interested?" Patton asked, sounding almost offended.

Thomas frowned and looked down, "Patton... Do you love me?"

Patton said nothing and tensed, making the host glare, "you're sleeping with all of us... Yet, you..."

"Summon the others." And so Thomas did.

Everyone stood around the living room.

Thomas, Virgil, Roman and Logan in their usual spots, Patton in his spot. Janus next to Logan, Remus behind the television, the orange next to Virgil. Remy and Emile next to each other on the couch.

Patton tapped his foot, "yes... i was sleeping with you all..."

"And why was you doing that?" Virgil asked.

"I didn't know who to choose-"

"Falsehood." Logan and Janus said in unison, a glare in their eyes.

Patton looked down, "I don't want to hurt any of you."

"You shouldn't have slept with us all, babes." Remy spat out.

Remus glared, "even I'm not that bad. Geez, I nearly killed Roman!"

"Yeah! And that's all you!" Roman yelled.

"I tried telling you-"

"Falsehood!" Janus and Logan yelled again.

The twins glared, "you said you loved me and not him."

Emile frowned, "tell us the truth."

"It started after Thomas first serious relationship, the first time he had sex. It was amazing, yet the second relationship..." Patton looked down.

"Go on..." Pushed the one in orange.

"I wasn't satisfied."

Thomas scoffed, "are you satisfied with us?" Patton stayed silent.

Roman frowned, "are you satisfied now?" And there was still nothing.

It was silent, the only sound being heard was quiet breathing and the ticking of a clock.

Virgil finally spoke up, staring directly at Patton.

"Will you ever be satisfied?"

"I will never be satisfied."

Everything was silent, until they all quietly said, "you will never be satisfied."

They all sunk down, Thomas walking upstairs and Patton stayed where he was, in front of the shutters.

He slept with eight people, repeatedly, two of which fought over him. And yet he wasn't satisfied.

He will never be satisfied.