This one includes a moderate amount of Prinxiety.

Warning:
- Swearing

Fluffball 🐱 logged in.

Fluffball 🐱: Uhhh guys

Fluffball 🐱: I have a dilemma

Adorable Nerd 💙: What might that dilemma be, Patton?

Fluffball 🐱: So I saw this dog

Fluffball 🐱: And it was a cute dog

Fluffball 🐱: Like, REALLY cute

Roman ❤️👑: Patton, no

Emo Raccoon: Roman why'd you change the amazing name I gave you

Roman ❤️👑: Not important

Adorable Nerd 💙: Would you two let Patton speak?

Fluffball 🐱: Thanks Logan

Fluffball 🐱: Anyway

Fluffball 🐱: After I saw this cute dog

Fluffball 🐱: I saw another REALLY REALLY cute dog

Fluffball 🐱: And the worst part is

Fluffball 🐱: They're both abandoned on the side of the road

Fluffball 🐱: So I don't know which one to save and bring home and love and care for

Roman ❤️👑: Wait, Patton are you currently with the dogs??

Fluffball 🐱: Mayybeee....

Adorable Nerd 💙: Patton, we can't afford to take care of one dog, let alone multiple dogs. They're too much work. You know that.

Emo Raccoon: What kind of dogs are they???

Fluffball 🐱: Uhhh.. a husky and a German Shepard? I think?

Roman ❤️👑: Send pics

Adorable Nerd 💙: -_-

Emo Raccoon: Omg Logan used an emoticon

Fluffball 🐱: Hang on let me take some pics

Fluffball 🐱: Brb

Adorable Nerd 💙: You guys know that we can't afford to own a pet! A dog at that!

Roman ❤️👑: Oh suck it up nerd. These dogs are in serious danger

Emo Raccoon: I hate to admit it but I take Princey's side on this one

Adorable Nerd 💙: Typical.

Fluffball 🐱:

Fluffball 🐱:

Emo Raccoon changed their name to "GETTHOSEDOGSNOW".

Adorable Nerd 💙: Virgil, no!

GETTHOSEDOGSNOW: VIRGIL YES

Roman ❤️👑: OH MY GOSH PECK YES GET THEM NOW PATTON

GETTHOSEDOGSNOW: RIGHT??? THEY'RE SO ADORABLE GET THEM PLEASE PATTON WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM

Adorable Nerd 💙: Why doesn't anyone listen to my insight?!

Fluffball 🐱: Sorry Logan but I'm morality and I'm saying that the right thing to do is save both of them

Roman ❤️👑: You do realize that we can just conjure up anything that we need right Logan?

GETTHOSEDOGSNOW: Yeah Logan. If the dog needs food, we can just conjure it up out of thin air

Roman ❤️👑: For being the embodiment of logic and intelligence within Thomas you'd think that Sir Genius over here would've thought of that sooner

GETTHOSEDOGSNOW: *Get rekt sound effects*

Adorable Nerd 💙 logged out.

Roman ❤️👑: Logan's no fun

GETTHOSEDOGSNOW: Give him time. He'll liven up

Thomas The Dank Engine logged in.

Thomas The Dank Engine: Guys I just got back from the store, wth is going on?

Roman ❤️👑: Patton found puppies

Thomas The Dank Engine: Wait really??

Roman ❤️👑: Really! On the side of the road!

Thomas The Dank Engine: omg

GETTHOSEDOGSNOW changed their name to "Repressed Emo".

Repressed Emo changed "Thomas The Dank Engine"'s name to "Grape".

Grape: Thanks Virgil

Roman ❤️👑:  That's hardly inventive

Repressed Emo: Creativity is not my department

Fluffball 🐱: Is "repressed emo" a CrankThatFrank reference??

Repressed Emo: Maybe

Repressed Emo: Patton u watch CrankThatFrank??!

Fluffball 🐱: Well, not really, I just overheard you watching him one time

Repressed Emo: Damn. I was about to say how proud I am of u

Fluffball 🐱: :(

Roman ❤️👑: Ohhh Virgil

Roman ❤️👑: You've gone and done it

Roman ❤️👑: You made Patton sad

Repressed Emo: Roman shut up

Repressed Emo: Patton no ur amazing

Repressed Emo: I'm always proud of u

Fluffball 🐱: Yayyy! :DDD

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Bandyeeto: THOMASSSS

Bandyeeto: WE NEED TO TALK

Tommy: Uh

Tommy: Who's talking

Bandyeeto: Virgil

Bandyeeto: I changed my username

Bandyeeto: It's a Twenty One Pilots & CrankThatFrank reference

Bandyeeto: Anyways

Bandyeeto: We need to talk

Tommy: About?

Bandyeeto: UR HAIR

Bandyeeto: HOW DARE U GET RID OF MY EDGY PURPLE

Bandyeeto: UNACCEPTABLE

YourHighness👑: Shush, you look cute

Bandyeeto: No I don't

Bandyeeto: I look terrible with brown hair

YourHighness👑: Noooo you don't

YourHighness👑: You look absolutely dashing

Tommy: Whoa, what is going on here?

Bandyeeto: That's not important

Bandyeeto: Dye ur hair again

Bandyeeto: Or I won't let you sleep for an entire month

Tommy: But I'm happy with brown hair

Tommy: At least for a while

Logan: I personally prefer the brown. It's a lot more natural than purple.

Logan: So, thank you, Thomas.

Bandyeeto: Pls don't tell me u aren't dyeing it purple again because Logan convinced you not to

Tommy: No

Tommy: Logan's not the reason

Tommy: But I'm still wondering why Roman's flirting with Virgil

Tommy: And why Virge doesn't seem too bothered by it

Fluffball🐱: IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE DATING

Fluffball🐱: AWWWWWWEEE

Bandyeeto: DAD

Bandyeeto: U SAID U WOULDN'T TELL

Fluffball🐱: Oops

Fluffball🐱: Sorry kiddo

Fluffball🐱: You two are just so cute together

Fluffball🐱: I couldn't help it

Tommy: Wait, guys is that true??

Tommy: Are you two dating??

Bandyeeto: Yea

Bandyeeto: I guess there's no point in hiding it anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Logan: They have been in a romantic relationship for a few months now. I'm surprised it took you this long to figure that out, Thomas.

YourHighness👑: Virgil here was AWFUL at hiding his feelings for me

YourHighness👑: So one day I just straight up told him that he doesn't need to helplessly fall into a pit of repressed emotions because I feel the same way about him

YourHighness👑: And we started dating

Bandyeeto: We're like beauty and the beast

Bandyeeto: Im the beast obviously

YourHighness👑: Virgil, NO!

YourHighness👑: I will smother you with love!

Logan: Repulsive.

Fluffball🐱: Awww c'mon Logan!! Love isn't repulsive! It's cuteeee!!!

Logan: Love and romance are nauseating.

Fluffball🐱: But romance has the word "Roman" in it! And Roman isn't nauseating!

Logan: That's debatable.

YourHighness👑: GASP

YourHighness👑: I AM OFFENDED

Tommy: This week on "What messed up stuff goes on inside Thomas's brain"

Tommy: We have Thomas's creativity being bullied by the portion of Thomas who thinks he's smarter than every other facet of him

YourHighness👑: Be quiet

YourHighness👑: ROMAThaN ISSVB A THIJAEF

YourHighness👑: HE ToKg AwWAY MY PHONE

Tommy: Oh my god

Fluffball🐱: Well, Roman went to go pay Virgil a visit

YourHighness👑: MY NJAMENE IS ROKAMN ANS I SMELL BAFD

YourHighness👑: VIRGIL STOHP

Fluffball🐱: NOOOO

Fluffball🐱: VIRGIL PLEASE BE NICE TO ROMAN

Logan: I presume that Roman hid Virgil's phone to assure that Virgil won't talk so negatively about himself.

Tommy: Oh my god

Fluffball🐱: GO BACK TO CUDDLING 🧸🧸

YourHighness👑: NO

Tommy: Okay, which one of you typed that?

YourHighness👑: VIRGHHILL

Logan: This is highly entertaining.

Fluffball🐱: NEITHER OF YOU ARE HURT RIGHT???

YourHighness👑: MY FEELIMGS AEE HURTTY

Fluffball🐱: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP

YourHighness👑: Virgil stop squirming!!

Tommy: What did you do to him

YourHighness👑: I have him pinned down underneath me

YourHighness👑: He made a valiant effort

YourHighness👑: But alas

YourHighness👑: He couldn't escape the strong grasp of Prince Roman

YourHighness👑: And now he's saying "yeah, yeah idiot, now give me my phone back"

Fluffball🐱: You should give Virge his phone back

YourHighness👑: Uuuughhhhh, fine

Bandyeeto: Hi my name is Virgil and I have a huge forehead

YourHighness👑: FUCKER

YourHighness👑: GIVE ME MY PHOKE BACK U HEATHEN

YourHighness👑: UR AN IDIOT

Bandyeeto: BUT YOUR IDIOT

Tommy: Guys! Calm down!

Logan: Personally, I would like to see where this goes.

YourHighness👑: LOGAN U TRAITOR

Bandyeeto: BABBBEEEE

Bandyeeto: I LOVE YOUUUU

YourHighness👑: SHUT IT

Bandyeeto: Baby

Bandyeeto: Babe

Bandyeeto: Darling

Bandyeeto: Sweet Prince

YourHighness👑: What

Bandyeeto: If you give me my phone back, then I'll buy you everything you want from Hot Topic

YourHighness👑: Wow, that worked better than I thought it would

Bandyeeto: Ur using my weakness against me

Bandyeeto: Asshole

YourHighness👑: Oh, stop it baby

Logan: Are you two finally finished with your fight?

Bandyeeto: Yea

YourHighness👑: That was fun

Bandyeeto: No it wasnt

Bandyeeto: It was pure torture

Fluffball🐱: Are you kiddos okay??

Bandyeeto: Yes dad

YourHighness👑: I feel splendid! Especially since my beautiful Prince is cuddled up at my side!

Bandyeeto: OMG BABE STOP

Tommy: I feel tired now

Tommy: Imma take a nap

Logan: Don't sleep through dinner. You need to eat to ensure you have the proper nutrients to continue functioning as a human being.

Tommy: Will do

Tommy: Goodnight everyone

Tommy: See you all in a few hours

Bandyeeto: Roman has a pimple on his nose

YourHighness👑: MOTHERFUCKER

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Two posts in one day?? What is this sorcery?? No but seriously, I've had this in my drafts for the longest time and just decided to finish it. And, I'm Canadian and definitely don't celebrate the Fourth of July, so there's no reason for me to post anything Fourth Of July related.

It's not like anybody's gonna notice that there's two posts in one day, though, since I'm talking to air at this point. Thanks to the one person who actually does read these one shots.

Can somebody please tell me how the fuck these Sanders Sides writers get so many reads, likes and comments? It's almost been a year since this book started and I'm basically going nowhere :///

See all of you guys, gals and non-binary pals in the next one!