Yeah I don't know what this is either.

Patton added Thomas, Roman, Virgil, and Logan.

Patton named the group: My FamILY ❤️

Patton: Welcome everyone!!!

Roman: Hello all of you beautiful but-just-not-as-beautiful-as-me people!

Logan: I am confused as to why I am here.

Thomas: I think that it's an amazing idea Patton!

Logan: Amazing idea, Patton*.

Roman: Oh stop it, Microsoft Nerd

Roman changed Logan's name to "Microsoft Nerd 📚"

Microsoft Nerd 📚: Roman, change it back. I do not like nicknames.

Virgil: Guys stop you guys spamming the chat is causing Tumblr to freeze up

Roman: Oh poor you

Patton: Now everyone, play nice

Patton: We are a family after all

Thomas: Logan you to realize that you can change the name yourself right?

Thomas: do*

Microsoft Nerd 📚: Yes, I am aware.

Virgil: Aww he likes it so he's not changing it

Patton: AWWWWWWW

Microsoft Nerd 📚: Shut up.

Virgil changed Roman's name to "Prince Un-Charming 🥀"

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: HEY!!!

Virgil: It's true

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: RUDE!!!

Prince Un-Charming changed Virgil's name to "Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀"

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: Pretty much sums me up

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: Thanks

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT

Microsoft Nerd changed their name to "Logan"

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: Aw you're no fun

Logan: Well these silly nicknames don't suit me. I'm serious. I'm always serious, and forever will be. I wear a necktie.

Thomas: Logan pls

Logan: Your grammar horrifies me.

Patton: Is nobody gonna change my name :(((((

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: I gotchu

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀 changed Patton's name to "Softest Dad"

Softest Dad: YAYYYYY

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: I'm glad you didn't put a different word in there...

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: Roman shush

Softest Dad: What?

Thomas: But Logan did call him that once

Thomas: I mean, Logicality much?

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: THOMAS SHUSH OR I WON'T LET YOU SLEEP TONIGHT

Softest Dad: I'm so confused???

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: DON'T EXPLAIN IT

Softest Dad: Please do???

Softest Dad: I don't get it???

Logan: We need to preserve your innocence.

Prince Un-Charming 🥀 changed Thomas's name to "Thomas The Dank Engine"

Thomas The Dank Engine: Really Roman?

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: Yes!!!

Virgil: Roman why haven't you changed your name yet

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: Well I didn't want the emo nightmare to come kill me in my sleep

Logan: Why would Virgil do that?

Thomas The Dank Engine: He almost murdered Roman once for spelling his name with an e instead of an I. Imagine an entire name change on a group chat

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: ALL I DID WAS ACCIDENTALLY REPLACE THE FIRST I WITH AN E

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MY NAME ROMAN

Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀: IT'S VIRGIL NOT VERGIL

Softest Dad: Come on now, no need for fighting

Prince Un-Charming 🥀 changed Emo Tumblr Rat 🐀's name to "Vergil"

Vergil: ROMAN I SWEAR TO GOD

Thomas The Dank Engine: Princey's gonna get it now

Prince Un-Charming 🥀: 🙃

Vergil changed Prince Un-Charming 🥀's name to "Romano"

Vergil changed their name to "Purple Gerard Way"

Purple Gerard Way: Much better.

Romano: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Logan: Virgil is fine, Roman.

Romano: You know what I mean, Nikola Tesla.

Softest Dad: Aww Roman's giving Logan pet names

Romano: Oh my god

Logan: This group is a nightmare.

Softest Dad: Hey should we add Deceit in here?

Purple Gerard Way: NO

Thomas The Dank Engine: NOOOOO

Romano: OH GOD NO PATTON WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Logan: That is an awful idea.

Softest Dad: But he's a part of the family too

Purple Gerard Way: HE LITERALLY DISGUISED HIMSELF AS YOU PATTON AND HE TRICKED US ALL INTO BELIEVING THAT HE IS YOU HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT

Romano: Okay Virgil I think it's time to calm down a little bit

Purple Gerard Way: Oh wow Roman thanks it's almost as if I'm not the LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF ANXIETY

Purple Gerard Way: Moron

Romano: You love me

Purple Gerard Way: In your dreams, Princey

Softest Dad: Well Virgil I wouldn't deny that so soon

Purple Gerard Way: What is that supposed to mean

Softest Dad:

Purple Gerard Way: PATTON NO WHY

Purple Gerard Way: That means nothing!!

Logan: It was probably scripted or something.

Romano: Or something? Wouldn't you have seen it?

Logan: That video was made over a year ago. I do not remember every little fine detail that was included in that certain script.

Softest Dad changed Logan's name to "Cute Nerd"

Cute Nerd: Patton, why?

Softest Dad: I wanted to give you a nickname too!! And I wanted to give you one that suits you!!

Cute Nerd: Patton, change it.

Softest Dad: uuuughhhhh fine

Softest Dad changed Cute Nerd's name to "Adorable Nerd 💙"

Adorable Nerd 💙: Is this really necessary?

Thomas The Dank Engine: This is too pure

Softest Dad: But Logannnnnnn

Softest Dad: I wanna give you a cute nicknameee

Softest Dad: Please keep it? For me?

Adorable Nerd 💙: Fine.

Softest Dad: Yay!!! Thank you Logan!!!

Purple Gerard Way: GUYS

Purple Gerard Way: OH MY GOD

Purple Gerard Way: I CANT BRATHEBE

Softest Dad: Virgil?! Virgil what happened?!? Are you okay????

Adorable Nerd 💙: What seems to be the issue, Virgil?

Romano: VIRGIL WHAT'S WRONG ARE YOU OKAY WHO OR WHAT DO I NEED TO KILL

Purple Gerard Way: BRENDON URIE LIKED MY TWEET

Purple Gerard Way: BRENDON

Purple Gerard Way: FREAKING

Purple Gerard Way: URIE

Purple Gerard Way: GSGSHSHSIWOOAOAKSNSNS

Romano: Ah. I see. Our resident emo is having an emo moment

Purple Gerard Way: HE'S ONE OF MY IDOLS ROMAN YOU DONT UNDERSTAHDBD

Adorable Nerd 💙: God, your grammar is atrocious.

Purple Gerard Way: OH IM SORRY I JUST GOT NOTICED BY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY GRAMMAR RIGHT NOW 

Romano: Calm down Virgil sheesh

Purple Gerard Way: SHUT UP ROMANO

Softest Dad: Now everyone, be nice. Virgil is allowed to be excited

Purple Gerard Way: THANK YOU DAD

Purple Gerard Way: LET ME HAVE MY FANBOY MOMENT IN PEACE ROMANO I DONT NEED TO CALM DOWN

Purple Gerard Way: AND LOGAN I AM NOT GONNA WORRY ABOUT MY GRAMMAR RIGHT NOW

Purple Gerard Way: SO YOU BOTH CAN SHUSH

Romano: ... should I go and check on him?

Purple Gerard Way: NO

Purple Gerard Way: UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE AND TALK ABOUT NOTHING BUT BRENDON URIE THEN I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

Thomas The Dank Engine: Is anyone else feeling strangely energized?

Romano: Oh my god

Romano: Virgil you need to calm down, Thomas is getting way too worked up

Adorable Nerd 💙: I suggest that we just let the situation sort itself out, Roman.

Romano: And what is that supposed to mean?

Thomas The Dank Engine: Ya might need to dumb it down for him Logan!! Make sure Princey understands in Prince language!

Romano: Oh my god Thomas shut up for two seconds

Adorable Nerd 💙: I am unsure as to what you mean by 'Prince language', but I'll gladly dumb it down for you, Roman.

Adorable Nerd 💙: Don't interfere with it. Let Virgil have his moment and calm down naturally instead of trying to force him to calm down.

Romano: Ohhhhhh

Romano: That makes sense, although I don't agree that we should do it

Thomas The Dank Engine changed Romano's name to "V"

V: ???

Thomas The Dank Engine: It's the ROMAN NUMERAL for five!!!

Thomas The Dank Engine: Because you're a 5/10

V: EXCUSE ME I AM A 10 THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Softest Dad: But you guys have the same face

Softest Dad: So wouldn't that mean that you're a 5/10 as well Thomas?

Thomas The Dank Engine: LET ME HAVE MY FUN PATTON

V changed their name to "Roman 👑"

Purple Gerard Way: Boring

Roman 👑: Virgil I thought that you left for a bit to fanboy over Brandon Urie noticing you?

Purple Gerard Way: BRENDON, ROMAN. BRENDON.

Purple Gerard Way: But yeah I did but now I've calmed down and I'm actually breathing properly

Roman 👑: Oh good. Thomas how are you feeling?

Thomas The Dank Engine: Fine, why?

Softest Dad: You just had a moment where everything was super exciting to you for some reason

Thomas The Dank Engine: Oh, that

Thomas The Dank Engine: Yeah that was weird and for some reason I felt the sudden urge to go and socialize

Thomas The Dank Engine: Virgil you can't betray me like this man

Purple Gerard Way: Come on Thomas Brendon freaking Urie noticed me

Purple Gerard Way: Cut me some slack

Adorable Nerd 💙 changed Softest Dad's name to "Daddy"

Purple Gerard Way: LOgAn

Adorable Nerd 💙: What?

Purple Gerard Way: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Roman 👑: Nonononono

Adorable Nerd 💙: Or do I?

Daddy: What?

Daddy: It's just another name for father! And y'all are like sons to me!

Purple Gerard Way: PATTON

Purple Gerard Way: NO

Purple Gerard Way: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Adorable Nerd 💙: :).

Roman 👑 changed Purple Gerard Way's name to "Emo Raccoon"

Emo Raccoon: Wtf Roman

Emo Raccoon: Why

Roman 👑: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Emo Raccoon: Well luckily I have just the image for this situation

Emo Raccoon:

Adorable Nerd 💙: ... Should we be concerned?

Emo Raccoon: BOUGHT A HUNDRED DOLLAR BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE LIKE ME?

Roman 👑: Oh my god

Roman: Don't you DARE go any further

Emo Raccoon: JUST TO POUR THAT—

Roman 👑: VIRGIL. DON'T. YOU. DARE.

Roman 👑: PATTON'S INNOCENCE REMEMBER??

Emo Raccoon: MOTHERF... LUFFER DOWN THE DRAIN LIKE ME

Adorable Nerd 💙: That's a waste of money and champagne, Virgil.

Daddy: Virgil don't drink that's unhealthy

Roman 👑: Okay Patton I am changing your name—

Roman 👑 changed Daddy's name to "Fluffball 🐱"

Roman 👑: Much better

Emo Raccoon: WOULD YOU USE YOUR WATER BILL TO DRY THE STAIN LIKE ME??

Roman 👑: VIRGIL STOP BEFORE I COME UP THERE AND STOP YOU MYSELF

Fluffball 🐱: Won't you start getting that black stuff below your eyes??

Roman: 👑: Yep

Roman 👑: I'll die

Roman 👑: And everyone will miss me

Emo Raccoon: Oh please, nobody would miss you

Roman 👑: HOW DARE YOU

Emo Raccoon changed Roman 👑's name to "Sir Sing-A-Shut-Up"

Sir Sing-A-Shut-Up: VIRGIL I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL YOU

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I ran out of ideas near the end. However I do really like writing simple group chat stories like this.

Should I make a part 2?

Should I maybe consider turning this into some sort of group chat book?

(And for the second option, no I'm not copying any SS GC story, a lot of people do them and they just seem fun 🤷🏻‍♀️)

See y'all in the next one shot :))