First Published: July 2nd-4th 2017

Pairing: prinxiety

Genre: angst, fluff, hurt/comfort

Word Count: 1228

Warnings: panic attack

Summary: A story told through a series of texts. (Names in private chats are what the other person has them saved as in their phone. Names in the last chat are what they called themselves.)

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SENT

prince prat: Anxiety? Are you awake?

My Chemical Anx: princey tf its like 2am

prince prat: Says you, the person who replied immediately and is therefore a hypocrite.

My Chemical Anx: yeag yeha whatever my eyes are blurty sk make it quick

prince prat: Slow down when typing otherwise I can't understand you. It's nothing important btw, you can go back to sleep.

prince prat: I apologise for waking you.

My Chemical Anx: roman??? apologising?1!?1?2! wow, okay, now i know its serious and i am wide awkae

My Chemical Anx: awakr

My Chemical Anx: swake

My Chemical Anx: FOR FUCKS SAKE AWAKE**

prince prat: I see you finally remembered how to type.

My Chemical Anx: how do you have such good everything when its 2am?? i swear ylure magic

prince prat: Autocorrect does wonders.

My Chemical Anx: autocorrect can sUCK MY DICK

prince prat: Jfc.

prince prat: Look, I'm sorry for bothering you. I'll leave you alone now, but you should probably go to sleep.

My Chemical Anx: wait pls princey tell me whats up

My Chemical Anx: ??

My Chemical Anx: roman sanders you better reply right now or i SWEAR to GOD i'll kill you

prince prat: What do you want?

prince prat: It doesn't matter. I told you that.

prince prat: Why are you so concerned anyway?

My Chemical Anx: bc youre my friend?? duh

prince prat: You consider me a friend?

My Chemical Anx: oh. was i not supposed to? right... i gtg.

My Chemical Anx: ill let you catch up on your beauty sleep now. sorry for spamming you and being annoying and everything.

prince prat: Anxiety, I didn't mean it like that!
[sent]

prince prat: I was just surprised! I wanted to be friends with you but I thought you hated me so...
[sent]

prince prat: I hope you're sleeping and not crying because I'm so so sorry.
[sent]

prince prat: Please, Anx. I need you right now.
[sent]

prince prat: ...The truth is, I've been having nightmares a lot and you make me feel better whenever we talk. That's all.
[sent]

prince prat: Goodnight for you, I hope.
[sent]

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4:25am
My Chemical Anx: im sorry.
[sent]

READ

Anxiety: logan fck i rcewed up its alle my fauly

mr serious: Anxiety? Are you alright?

Anxiety: i dint fuxkinf know crap logic prinde hayes me i sctewed up

mr serious: Where are you? It's five in morning, you're obviously not okay. I'm coming to get you, and then you can explain.

Anxiety: ni just let mf fucking rot here okat i dony deserve yoi

mr serious: You're worrying me. Tell me where you are or I'll get the others to help me look.

Anxiety: im fune altight?? perfwctky fien. i jusy need you to use your dimb logic or whatevet to talk me out ot this dumh attack

mr serious: You're having an attack?! If you don't want to tell me where you are, can you call me?

Anxiety: ni too harf to breathe lrt alone tslk

mr serious: Alright. Then tell me how this happened. I think you mentioned Prince? Did Roman say something?

Anxiety: princet didnt ssy anything. i messed uo and didnt help him hwen he needed me and i dont even deserve your help right now

mr serious: What do you mean?

Anxiety: i got upsetbbevause he didnt want me as a friend and thsys stupud i know but then i was already freaking out and then he tells me hes been having nightmared and nust wanted to talk to me and logann i messed up

mr serious: Would it help you if I checked up on Roman, since you won't tell me where you are? Also, I know I'm not the best with understanding and interpreting emotions but it's easy to tell that Roman is fond of you.

Anxiety: yes please and wjy would he like me

Anxiety: i mesn im litersllu the worst person alive so like ??

mr serious: We talked about this, Anxiety. You need to learn that your negative thoughts aren't based on fact.

Anxiety: im sorry.

mr serious: If it would make you feel better and ease your mind, we can check on him together?

Anxiety: what if he doesnt wsnt to see me

mr serious: Then we'll find out together.

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logan!!: Anxiety and most likely Roman are in distress. I know it's early but when you wake up, can you please make them breakfast? There are things they need to sort out.

Pat: of course!! I'll get on it right away. what's up with them?

logan!!: Anx texted me earlier saying that he screwed up, and I finally managed to get a little bit of the story out of him. He's a bit incomprehensible right now. I'll keep you updated.

Pat: thank you!!

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Tie Guy: Anxiety and I are outside your door. I know I'm probably not the one you'd want knowing about your nightmares but Anxiety's a mess. He needs you, Roman.
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CONNECTED

My Chemical Anx: pleass open the door

prince prat: I can't right now. I'm a mess.

prince prat: I can hear you crying, what's going on?

My Chemical Anx: im sl sorry for evrrything. i didnt mean ro ignkre your messages. i want to help you so badly but im iseless and i cant and im sorry

prince prat: Don't say that, Anxiety. I'm gonna quickly refresh myself a bit and then I'll let you in, okay?

My Chemical Anx: okay

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logan!!: Roman has finally let Anxiety in. I'm going to head back to my room now.

Pat: are they okay?

logan!!: I am unsure. I think they will be, though.

Pat: that's good! here, I'll make breakfast for you!

logan!!: You don't have to.

Pat: I don't mind!!

logan!!: Well, then I'd appreciate it very much.

Pat: I'll make you coffee as well, just the way you like it. I love you!

logan!!: Thank you. I love you as well, Pat.

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Anxiety: thanks for convincing me to go to princey

mr serious: No problem. I trust that it worked out?

Anxiety: yeah im trying to get him to fall asleep now and its almost working

mr serious: That's good. If he's been having nightmares, make sure you're comfortable dealing with Roman if he wakes up from one.

Anxiety: i will. the royal pain is actually quite comfortable so im gonna go get some sleep as well

mr serious: Huh?

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[Why does this chat require a name?]
you'll never know: prince has horrible bed hair

Roman: I deny that statement.

Logan: I would like to see proof of that.

patton: me too!!

Roman: Don't encourage him!

you'll never know: {bedhair.jpg}

patton: that's so cute!!

Logan: Is that Anxiety's arm around him?

you'll never know: nope. shut up.

Roman: It is.

you'll never know: its not my fault that you hug in your sleep

Roman: I do not!

you'll never know: well, either way, i think we can all appreciate your not so princely sleep talking

Logan: Please elaborate.

Roman: Logic, why do you hate me?

patton: hate is a strong word! Im sure he doesn't!

Logan: I totally agree, with both of you.

you'll never know: same tbh

Roman: Excuse me?!

you'll never know: i said what i said.

[Roman has changed the chat name to "Anxiety is a backstabber"]