I am dying.

How do I deserve this?

1k reads? Are you serious?

Surely you have something better to do but instead you're reading this crappy work?

Thank you so much! I opened this app a few years back and when I found I could write stories I was hyped. I saw authors with 100k reads on their stories and never thought I'd ever get even 1k but here I am and holy crap does it feel amazing! You amazing people decided that some trashy fourteen year old with the writing skill of someone five years younger had the ability to make you want to read more? To see my stories even though they're the cringiest, stupidest, most ridiculous stories about the same guy who is such an inspiration and has more ability than I could ever dream of? I have no idea how to thank you at all because, heck, you beautiful people - even you, the one with your least favourite facial feature - have given me something to be proud of. Thank you again, and have a good time!

~Jay