This'll be real short. I need sleep 🙏
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Morality has a new hobby, pick up lines.
And of course, he has to try them out on his boyfriend, Logic.

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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?" Morality asked Logic, adding a seducive wink.

"We have known each other ages" Logic said confused, "it wouldn't be love at first sight anymore."

Morality just smiled and gave Logic a kiss.

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"Hey Logan, do you love water?" Morality asked.

"I do enjoy it" Logic frowned, "you know this"

"This means you love 80% of me" Morality giggled.

"I love all of you" Logic said, pulling Morality into a hug, "you know that"

" 'course" Morality mumbled and nuzzled his face into Logic.
"I love 100% of you too."

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"Money can't buy me love" Morality handed Logic a glass of orange juice, "but it can let me buy you a drink"

"This is from the kitchen, which means it didn't co-" Before Logic could continue, Morality interrupted him,

"Just lemme do my pick up lines" He pouted, "you're ruining them"

"Sorry babe" Logic mumbled, pecking Morality on the cheeck, "it's just who I am"

"I know"

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"Hey Morality!"

Morality turned around to see Logic.
However, Logic wasn't dressed like he normally was, he was wearing a smoking and his hair was slicked back.

While Morality was gaping at him, Logic walked up and grabbed Morality's hand, a smal smirk on his face when he asked,
"Are you my appendix? Because I feel like I should take you out."

Morality squealed.
Really loud.
Logic covered his ears and was tackled to the ground by a proud Morality who kept repeating that he loved him so much, and that he was 'so darn proud'

Lifting his head, Logic managed to capture Morality's lips into a sweet loving kiss.

"I love you too"

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Aaaaaah, pick-up lines
*wipes away imaginary tear*
The memories