Neither of them had time lately to hang out much since they were so busy. Between classes and work, their schedules never lined up. So, when Virgil suggested the idea of a Road trip, Remus was very excited, screeching wildly as he packed. He loved road trips!

Well, he said he loved road trips. Usually he got bored because he couldn't cause much mischief in the car-but he liked the idea. He wondered what he'd need to pack. He had an idea, and ran off to get it.

So, when Virgil walked into their bedroom to see what his boyfriend had packed, he was surprised, concerned, and kind of impressed, with the sheer amount of pickled poo log deodorant that his boyfriend was able to fit in the suitcase.

"Remus...you do not need that much" Virgil said playfully, "plus, i've already packed you an emergency snack bag filled with non-deodorant products. God, why did they start making non toxic deodorant?"

After a few minutes of light bickering, Remus reluctantly agreed, packing things that he might actually need, sneaking a few deodorant sticks along in secret.

"Remus" Virgil said skeptically, "you should probably pack an extra change of clothes..or three."

"Whyyyy" Remus groaned.

"You know how you are, you mischievous little demon, you're going to end up spilling gasoline all over you or something!" Virgil groaned.

"Finnneeee..." Remus pouted.

"I'll pack some too. You never know what could happen. Especially with my hoodies. I need a few back ups."

After they finished packing, and triple checking that they had everything they needed, -courtesy of Virgil- they finally began to leave. But Virgil remembered something, and had to stop them.

"Remus. You know you ignore yourself in favor of-whatever the hell you do. Go to the bathroom before we leave. Please." Virgil said, already exasperated.

"We just got outside!!" Remus groaned.

"Remus."

"Fineee" he said, walking over to a bush in their front yard.

"What are you doin-" and before Virgil knew it, Remus was whipping it out, pissing on their bush.

"Remus! Oh my god, are you serious?!" Virgil asked with a smirk. Ah, his typical boyfriend.

"I'm not going all the way inside!" He screeched back.

Finally, when he zipped back up, Virgil locked the door and went to the driver's seat, deciding to drive because he didn't need Remus to cost them a $1000 fine again because he saw a moose.

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"I WANT MCDONALD'S!" Remus yelled as he began to throw a fit.

"Jesus Christ, why are you such a toddler?!"

"Because I want McDonald's, and you won't give it to me" Remus pouted.

"We could literally go anywhere for lunch and you want a drive-through McDonald's?" Virgil asked.

"Yesss!!!" Remus smiled.

"Damn it, you're lucky you're cute."

"That I am" Remus said, grabbing a stick of deodorant out of his bag as Virgil sighed, not even shocked.

"So, where are we going exactly?" Remus asked, he hadn't really thought about that, but he knew they were going somewhere.

"Well, I wasn't sure at first, but Logan was telling me about this really pretty waterfall-"

"Waterfall? sounds boring.." Remus said before gasping, "do you think I could set it on fire?!"

"You can try" Virgil said, "but i'm not bailing you out of jail again."

"Hey, that guy had what was coming for him!"

"He was a baby-"

"HE WANTED TO PLAY PEEK-A-BOO, DAMN IT!"

"YOU PICKED UP A RANDOM ASS KID OUT OF A STROLLER, she thought you were KIDNAPPING HIM!" Virgil laughed as he began to start pulling into a McDonald's drive-thru.

"Wait-Remus, you sneaky bastard" Virgil groaned, "you distracted me!"

"Wait, wait wait-you literally just auto-piloted to McDonald's!" Remus cackled.

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They finished their lunch quickly so that they could get back on the road, and when they did, it was back to playful bickering and conversation.

"Remus, for the love of god-take a nap. Here, I brought your blanket, now lay down" Virgil said after Remus began trying to shoot birds with a slingshot from the car's open window.

Virgil threw the blanket at Remus, who promptly fell asleep, leaving Virgil alone with some peace and quiet, only for Virgil, now without the constant distraction of Remus, to realize that maybe that large juice wasn't a very good idea...

It was getting uncomfortable. Nothing he couldn't manage though, he could easily push it to the back of his mind. They were almost there, anyways. Just another hour. He wished he didn't have to focus on driving, because soon enough he knew he'd have to hold himself. God, he couldn't even cross his legs or shift constantly.

It was going to be a long hour.

Thirty minutes later, Virgil was starting to feel that drink a lot more. It seemed like it was trying to rush through his system and pour into his bladder as quickly as possible, and it was throbbing against his abdomen, trying to tell him that if he didn't find a bathroom fast, he wasn't going to need one anymore.

Jesus, how much had he even drank? He only had a water bottle and a juice, though it had been a couple of hours since that water bottle-damn it, he should have went to the bathroom at McDonald's. He didn't see anywhere to pull off, and there weren't any other roads to take that would lead him to a bathroom.

While he was thinking about this, he'd failed to notice Remus slowly shifting out of sleep.

When Remus began to shake off his tiredness and fully awaken, he noticed his boyfriend looking like he was in extreme thought, so he just watched him for a while, grabbing his drink, and taking some sips, only to realize he already drank the entire soda, and all that was left was melted ice.

He made a face and put the melted coke-ice back into the cupholder.

About half an hour passed before they were pulling up into a steep, grassy hill.

Virgil groaned as they hit the bumps. He had to pee really bad.

"Oh wait-this isn't a tourist waterfall or whatever? It's just like, a random waterfall?" Remus asked, startling Virgil who hadn't known he was awake, "no parking lots or anything-damn, we could have sex here!"

"I mean, we probably could" Virgil chuckled, the mini heart attack slowly subsiding as he subtly snaked a hand down to his crotch. It was a very private, very secluded area. There weren't any bathrooms around. Just his luck. But this was the first time he'd gotten to spend any time with Remus in quite some time—he didn't want to pack up the fun and leave just because he had to pee.

When Virgil parked, they both quickly hopped out of the car. The sound of the waterfall was deafening, and the water rushed and flowed heavily down the mountain it was on.

It looked beautiful and relaxing-but Virgil certainly would've enjoyed it more if he didn't have to pee so bad.

Remus plopped down on the ground, criss-cross apple sauce, enjoying the waterfall as he munched on a snack from the snack bag-it wasn't deodorant so that was lovely.

"Virgil, sit your ass down and enjoy the waterfall" Remus said, pulling the smaller man next to him, Virgil cuddling into his side. Virgil bit his lip tightly as he tried not to shift around too much.

Again, he didn't want to ruin his time with Remus, so he kept quiet. Remus actually seemed to be enjoying it, when he previously thought it would be boring.

So they kept watching the waterfall in silence, until about five minutes later when Remus began to strike up a conversation. Virgil tried to follow along and respond, but when he had to pee, he just couldn't keep up with anything.

So soon after Remus started the conversation, he decided to stop talking because Virgil apparently looked like he was about to fall asleep or something.

His eyes were squeezed shut tightly, as well as his legs, in a way that didn't even look natural, especially for sleep. So Virgil continued this for a while, moving and shifting, while Remus just sat there. Soon enough, though, it got to the point where he knew he'd piss himself if something didn't happen soon.

The waterfall was loud, it seemed like it was trying to tease him, because every-time Virgil opened his eyes, that was the first thing he saw. It was huge, and fast, rushing water going downwards and making huge splashes.

He whimpered quietly, and said seriously, "Remus, I have to pee."

"Seriously, now?" Remus asked, smirking jokingly, "it's probably just in your mind, the waterfall's tricking you."

"No, I have to pee really bad!" He bounced, and when Remus looked down at his face he just knew Virgil wasn't kidding. He looked three seconds away from having an accident, and his face said it all. Now that Remus thought about it, Virgil had been shifting around for a long time.

"Ah shi-okay, okay-here, get up" he said quickly, helping Virgil get up steadily, gravity suddenly hitting his bladder, making him nearly fall as he leaked into his underwear.

"Here, look-just pee here!"

"Remus, public urination is illegal!" Virgil whined, rubbing his thighs together as he shoved his hands between his crotch.

"We're literally miles away from any public place-hell, this isn't even a public place, we're on a hill! Nobody's here, just-just piss on the ground!"

Virgil couldn't argue any further than that, because just as he was about to reciprocate, he felt another spurt dribble into his underwear. It wasn't visible on his pants, but it certainly was on his boxers.

He made quick work of fumbling with his zipper, only to find it stuck. "Damn it-Remus my zipper won't come undone!" He said, voice cracking.

It must've been pretty dire, because Virgil's voice went like, twenty seven octaves higher than it normally than Virgil's naturally low voice would be able to reach.

"You're panicking Virgil-here i'll do it!" He quickly ran over to Virgil, getting in front of him, it was almost too late as he saw a dark wet patch slowly grow around his jeans.

He quickly unzipped Virgil's pants, and Virgil pulled out, pissing full force onto the ground, the pitter-pattering of liquid hitting grass, and the realization that he was finally getting much needed relief making Virgil moan.

"Oh my god!" He yelled, throwing his head back.

"Jesus Christ, Virgil" Remus chuckled, looking at the huge yellow puddle of liquid soaking into the grassy dirt below them.

And when Virgil finally finished, zipping up, he cousin't help but feel a little bit embarrassed about the whole thing. God, it felt so good, but he at least thought that Remus would turn away-well, he guessed it didn't matter if Remus saw or not, it was just embarrassing.

"What just happened does not leave this hill" Virgil said, a blush on his face.

"Hell no, i'm totally telling Janus" Remus smirked.

Virgil groaned, noticing his pants were wet around his crotch.

"You were literally pissing into my hand" Remus chuckled, Virgil groaning again.

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After Virgil got into his change of clothes, they finally got back to the waterfall. They continued to talk and joke around as they enjoyed the view. Soon though, hours later, night began to fall as they looked up at the starry sky. Remus yawned, and Virgil smiled softly.

"Come on, ya goof, let's go home. I'll drive again, you know how you get when you're sleepy. Remember that time when you murdered that mailbox? Yeah, get in there." Virgil said, as they packed up and got into the car, Remus leaning his chair back and trying to fall asleep.

It didn't take long, and Virgil put on some soft music as he drove off. It was nine pm-did the sun really start to come down at eight? He forgot about that-oh well, four hour drive, whoo-hoo.

About two hours later, Remus woke up to the radio now turned off, and Virgil driving, looking bored. The last of Remus' sleepiness was shaken away with a start as he realized he had to pee, like, really bad.

Ugh, Virgil was right-he really did ignore himself-he hadn't used the bathroom since they got in the car that afternoon!

He looked at the clock. 11:30pm.

And his need was so much worse since he'd just woken up. He looked at Virgil and whined.

"Remus, I can't pull over to have sex with you i'm on the interstate. Go back to sleep."

"Virg-"

"Sleep."

"Nooo!!! Virgil, I have to peeeeeeeeeeee!" He groaned, whimpering again, bouncing his leg aggressively.

"Oh damn-god, I didn't even ask if you needed to go when we were back at the waterfall! It's almost 12 am, nothing's open, and I can't just pull over-"

"Virgil, stop panicking, i'm a big boy, I can hold it" Remus said.

Virgil gave him a look of doubt, "you haven't pissed since two pm today, and you're squeezing your cock so hard, i'm pretty sure it's purple by now."

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY COCK?! JUST SAY DICK-"

"That reaction is why" Virgil smirked, "for someone who has to piss so badly, you're yelling really loud."

"God, you're right, I have to go so bad!" Remus groaned, "wait, do we still have those McDonald's cups?!" He asked desperately.

"Yeah, funny story, I kinda threw those out..." Virgil chuckled sheepishly, feeling guilty.

Remus sighed in pain, shifting as he twisted his legs so tightly that Virgil was sure it was only causing more pain.

Remus was watching the clock intently, praying that it would go faster. Soon enough, it was twelve am. Virgil was going as fast as the speed limit would allow. "One more hour baby" he whispered. It was dark, so he couldn't quite tell how badly Remus had to go-or feel the movement since they were on two separate seats.

Though, he could see movement out of the corner of his eye, and hear him kicking the floor on accident every now and again.

And of course, of course, it had to-it just had to start raining.

The rain began to slowly descend from the sky, hitting the roof of their car loudly with a thunk. Remus let out a strangled cry, and Virgil just gave him a look of sympathy, not knowing what to do as the rain began to pour harder, coming down faster.

Remus watched as it overtook their windows and Virgil had to turn the window wipers on.

All of the noise and rain-god, seeing that water be released from the heavy clouds reminded his bladder so badly of what it needed to do. He leaned forward, grabbing his crotch tightly, but the sounds just kept on coming and coming.

Soon enough, it just became too much, and he couldn't handle it anymore without anything happening. The leaking and the long spurts of piss running into his jeans also didn't help.

"V-Virgil.." he whimpered.

"I know, baby.." Virgil said quietly, wishing he'd have kept those cups in the car.

Remus was at his limit, and he knew that. Slowly, without his permission, piss began to leak into his pants. He couldn't stop it-he tried to cut off his flow, but it came back only seconds later, even heavier that time

His hands were now soaked as he took them away from his wet jeans. The pressure of his heavy bladder slowly subsided, and god did he need that.

The growing pool around Remus slowly began to drip off the seats and onto the carpet below him. The seats were leather, so they couldn't soak up the liquid.

Soon enough, Remus couldn't stop fighting it as his flow grew strength as he continued to empty out his bladder.

By the time he was done, Virgil never would have known he'd let go if it weren't for the quiet sniffles and whimpers next to him.

"Baby, does it really hurt that bad?" Virgil asked sadly, not knowing Remus had pissed himself already. And Remus then burst out into tears. He was so embarrassed.

"Oh my god, i'm so gross and pathetic-I can't believe I couldn't hold it!" He wailed.

Virgil quickly reached up and turned the car's lights on to check the damage. It couldn't have been that bad, right? He looked over at his boyfriend, having to do a double take. Okay, it was that bad. Remus was soaked.

"I hate myself" Remus muttered as he cried.

"Hey, hey, Remus, don't talk like that-don't listen to your head, those are just intrusive thoughts. Listen to me, you held it for as long as you could-heck, you've been holding it all day, it's actually very understandable."

"I know.." Remus muttered.

"Besides, I would've pissed myself earlier too if you hadn't have helped me out. Actually-I kind of had a mini accident, but you know..."

"Yeah.." Remus hiccuped, calming down.

"What happened today does not leave this car" Remus said, leaning against his seat, and closing his eyes as he calmed his tears down.

Virgil smirked, "hell no, i'm totally telling Janus."

"Oh, you asshole" Remus chuckled.

"There's that smile" Virgil laughed.

"Oh shut up" Remus sniffed, grabbing a bag, "i'm going to get changed. Turn the light off so nobody driving past can see."

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