A/n: This one is for @EmilyJohnston328 tysm for the request!!

Sorry I didn't publish yesterday guys, I was just soooo super busy, and I didn't even have any kids over, I was at a church function all day.

Also re publishing with a different title because I published the wrong title with this💀😭 the other title is for a different camping prompt

"Camping?" Virgil asked dryly, "not a chance."

"Oh, come on! Please?" Roman asked

"Come on, I already got Logan on board—"

"You got Logan to agree to a camping trip?" Virgil asked, "What kind of manipulation did you use?"

"None! It was technically his idea—"

"No," Virgil interrupted, "you gaslit him into thinking it was his idea."

"Virgil, you're being ridiculous!" Roman exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Patton piped up, standing beside Roman, "camping will be fun! An opportunity to become one with nature, get some peace and quiet, have s'mores—"

"Screw that—sex under the stars!" Remus cried, his eyes practically sparkling.

"Ew, moving past that—" Roman began.

"Hey, don't knock it til' you try it" Janus said, pecking Remus on the cheek.

"Oh my god—i'm not bringing either of you!" Roman shrieked.

Virgil scoffed, "you aren't bringing any of us, because it is not happening."

But Patton was just as determined as Roman. So, he pulled out the big guns.

Puppy dog eyes.

"Patton—Patton, stop" Virgil said, quickly growing nervous.

"Please, Virgil? If you don't come, i'll be so lonely, with nobody to share my tent with..." Patton sniffled, looking down at his feet.

"Fine" Virgil said, caving in, "okay, i'll get packed."

"YES! Thank you, Virgil!" Patton chirped, giving him a huge hug

  Virgil raised a brow, "oh, suddenly all your sadness disappeared?"

"Yeah, i'm good at doing that!" Patton chirped.

"...Patton, no."

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Virgil wasn't actually as opposed to the idea of camping as he made himself out to be. He just loved getting a rise out of Roman. He was going to agree whether Patton had the puppy dog eyes or not, but he was hoping Roman would actually cry that time.

Sadly, because of Patton, Roman did not cry. Hopefully next time, though, he would be able to make him upset enough.

"Okay, guys, we're here" Logan said, stopping the car, "everyone unload!"

"Wow, you weren't kidding, Pat. We really are camping camping" Virgil said.

"What did you expect? Cabins?" Logan questioned.

"No, not really, but I at least expected Roman to do some sort of serious glamping. Doesn't look like he brought a blow up mattress though" he teased.

Roman rolled his eyes, "haha, very funny—you know, I can rough it up every once and a while."

"Okay, enough bickering! Let's set up our tents" Patton said, interjecting before things got too nasty, "we need to make sure they won't fall apart!"

"How hard could it be?" Remus asked, grabbing two stakes.

Janus sighed, "I forgot i'm stuck with you. At this rate, we really will be sleeping under the stars."

Roman let out a shout of frustration, "this sucks! It won't stay up!"

"Wow, princey, you were so determined to do go on this trip, yet you can't even pitch your tent?"

"Logan usually does that for him" Remus quipped with a sly smirk.

Virgil and Janus began to laugh while Logan and Roman's faces turned red.

"Huh?" Patton asked, cocking his head to the side.

"Oh, man—i'll tell you when you're older" Virgil said, wiping a tear from his eye.

"I'm older than you!" Patton cried.

Roman had to admit that he'd walked right into that joke, especially by complaining so early. He had barely spent two seconds on the tent, but it was hard to stay calm and focused when he had to pee so bad.

The feeling wasn't absolutely unbearable yet, thought it was certainly an annoying, constant reminder that he needed to work up the courage to go and relieve himself. He had been so excited about the idea of camping that he forgot how bladder shy he could be, and how particular he was about toilets.

And in the woods—huge problem—there were no toilets.

He knew he couldn't hold it forever, and that he had to at least try to go—but if he announced that he was leaving he would psych himself out and convince himself someone could hear, or someone would walk over while he was in such a vulnerable position.

And if he didn't announce where he was going, someone was bound to ask, so there really was no winning. His best bet was to wait until he couldn't hold it anymore, because then his bladder would give out, shy or not.

"Roman? Are you alright?" Logan asked, pulling him out of his thoughts.

Roman shook his head, "huh? Oh, yeah. I'm fine, why do you ask?"

Logan gave him a suspicious look, "you kind of...zoned out a little" he worded carefully, "are you getting dehydrated? It is a very hot day out today."

Roman tensed up, "me? Dehydrated? Ha!" If anything, he would say he was too hydrated, "you should worry more about Virgil, he's going to overheat in that hoodie."

Logan hummed, "I suppose you're right. This is no hoodie weather, I should go and speak with him about it."

Roman sighed with relief when Logan left. He positioned himself closer to the tent so that he could give himself a squeeze and tighten his legs together.

The tents weren't very far apart, so they could clearly hear and see each other.

"Logan, I am not taking my hoodie off" Virgil said indignantly.

"Virgil, you'll overheat" Logan said.

"Then i'll die in style" Virgil shrugged.

Patton gasped, "Virgil! Don't say that!"

"Okay, okay—i'm sorry Pat, here i'll take it off" he said, shimmying his hoodie over his head, "ugh, I feel naked now."

"Not yet" Patton mumbled with a giggle.

Virgil snorted, "you're bad."

Logan rolled his eyes, "now drink some water, it's a hundred degrees out here. Literally."

"Ugh, not yet I already have to piss like a racehorse" Virgil said.

"Then go pee?" Patton said, though it sounded more like a question.

"I was going to wait until we finished setting up the tent—"

"WAIT!" Remus boomed, "Virgil has to pee too?! Come on! We can do a race!"

Logan sighed, shook his head and walked back over to he and Roman's tent. He was not going to get involved in piss racing, thank you very much.

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  Janus and Patton had followed Remus and Virgil to the piss race so they could chant their names. Though Logan had no interest in the winner, they had come back and proclaimed Remus the winner.

They all got back to finishing their tents, and once they did, it was growing close to night time, and by then, everybody aside from Roman had already went out in the woods to pee at least twice.

"Okay, it's getting late—we need sticks for the fire. Janus and I will collect some stones" Logan said.

"Sticks?!" Remus asked, I can get the most!"

"Not a chance!" Patton giggled, "I'm gonna get the most!"

They both darted into the woods, leaving behind Roman and Virgil.

"It's getting spoopy out here" Virgil joked, "I wonder if Patton will run into any spider webs."

"Maybe" Roman answered tightly, holding onto his bladder by a thread.

Virgil glanced over to Roman, "hey, are you okay, man?" He asked.

"What? Me? I'm fine" Roman answered quickly, "let's go get these supplies!"

"Okay..." Virgil said slowly, "uh, you seem kinda stressed? I just—"

"Virgil. You're overthinking. Of course i'm stressed, Logan and Janus are alone together and they're both gossipy bitches, they're probably bad mouthing me" Roman joked.

Virgil smirked, "oh, come on I don't think they'd have anything too bad to say."

Roman rolled his eyes, "coming from you, that means a lot."

Virgil began to walk in the other direction, "yep. It's what I do. I'm going to look for sticks over here, the area seems drier. See if you'll have any luck over there."

"Okay!" Roman called back. Usually he wouldn't want to be alone in the dark in the woods, but this was an opportunity to pee so he wasn't going to waste it.

He unzipped his jean shorts and pulled himself out, trying to coax himself into going. He stood there, tense for what was probably only a few minutes before he heard a noise and put himself back in his shorts at lightning speed

He wasn't going yet, his bladder had made that very clear. He began to sigh and pick up sticks. Every time he leaned over it sent shockwaves through his bladder.

  When he finally thought he had enough he made his way back to the camp. Everybody else was already there.

"Took you long enough" Janus scoffed.

"I got lost" Roman said simply, his entire body trembling with desperation. He crouched down to set the sticks in the fire pit, before he gasped and stood up straight.

Everybody's heads snapped over to him, but he was quick to dart back into the woods. He heard Logan call his name, but he didn't stop for him. He was wetting himself as he ran, his bladder had given out.

He collapsed as soon as he got into the woods and began to sob. The pain was finally going away, it felt so good.

"Roman—" Logan called, his flashlight on, "oh" he said once he saw Roman rapidly wetting himself, completely stunned.

"I'm so sorry!" Roman cried, "I just—I couldn't go bec-c-cause I was stupid! I tried, but it just wouldn't come out, and I—I—"

Logan sighed as Roman continued to ramble. It wasn't a sigh of anger, it was more so a sigh at himself. When Logan had picked the camp, the fact that his boyfriend was bladder shy and a near freak failed to cross his mind.

Now he had to handle this situation, which wasn't his strong suit, "Roman, hey, don't cry my darling. It's alright."

"No it isn't! I just wet my pants like a little kid because i'm too stuck up to piss in the woods!" Roman shouted, "why can't I just be normal?!"

"Roman, plenty of people struggle with this same issue, it's nothing to be ashamed of, really. How about I bring you a water bottle, some rags to wipe down with, and a set of clothes so that nobody else has to see you like this?" Logan questioned.

"But—but what if they ask you what happened?" Roman said, knowing he had made quite the dramatic exit.

"I'll tell them you threw up because you didn't drink enough water. They'll believe me because I don't think you've had anything to drink in a few hours" Logan said.

"Thanks, Lo. You're the best" Roman said.

"I know."

A/n: Wrote half of this at three am and the other half now so let's see if this makes any sense

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