A/n: For little_pupcup thank you!

Today I got all three of the kiddo's again, I haven't really had them for the past week so it's nice to babysit them again😄

Remus rolled his eyes at his friends, who stopped him from running outside to the car. After weeks of waiting, they were finally going to the new aquarium that had just opened, and Remus was beyond excited to see all of the aquatic creatures.

But, of course Logan had stopped him and told him to go and use the bathroom. As if he wasn't a grown man.

"I don't have to piss, Logan" Remus told him. Logan quirked up an eyebrow, and Remus threw his head back and groaned, "oh, c'mon, you're treating me like i'm a child!"

Logan sighed, "you're acting like a child. Everybody uses the restroom before leaving the house, it's a standard practice. Now go."

"I don't have to pee" Remus argued again, crossing his arms stubbornly.

"Can you at least try?" Logan begged for the third time, "Me, Virgil, and Janus will be in the car waiting. Roman is already packing it all up and we're going to meet Patton on the way. But I am not letting any of us leave the house until you pee."

Remus huffed out a breath. He supposed, the sooner he made it look like he had peed, the sooner they would be able to go, so he groaned, stomped off to the bathroom, and slammed the door behind him.

He stood in front of the toilet for about thirty seconds, not even attempting to use it, before he flushed it, turned the sink on, and 'washed his hands.'

When he exited the bathroom, nobody else was in the house anymore, so he made his way to the car. Everybody else was already loaded up, so he got into the passenger seat next to where Roman sat in the driver's.

"See? Was that so hard?" Logan asked as Roman began to back out of the driveway.

"I mean, it's still hard. If you wanted to help out—"

"Remus, I swear to everything, you better behave today" Logan cut him off sharply, "we're going to a public place—an aquarium. Literal toddlers and impressionable young children will be there, you can't go around making hard jokes."

Virgil smirked, "oh, c'mon, let him get it all out now so that he won't be full of all that dirty energy later."

"Don't encourage him, Virgil. Especially when Patton's about to join us, you know he doesn't like that type of language" Logan said sternly.

Virgil flipped Logan the bird, "well he isn't here now, is he?"

Logan simply stopped responding after that, huffing loudly, crossing his arms and staring out of his window.

"Drama queen" Janus muttered, smirking, before bursting into giggles with Remus and Virgil

"If Logan was the one driving he would have already turned this car around" Roman joked.

Logan placed his hands over his face and let out a muffled scream, causing everyone else to laugh at him.

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Once they picked up Patton, it was smooth sailing from there. Remus was talking rapidly throughout the rest of the journey, but Logan couldn't find it in him to get annoyed.

It was obvious that Remus was trying hard not to let any dirty jokes or curse words slip, and he was probably talking so much because the silence would give him opportunities to have those intrusive thoughts that he couldn't keep to himself.

Virgil and Janus entertained Remus with a conversation. Eventually, they got to the aquarium, paid, and then agreed on what they were going to look at first.

"Woah, look at all the fish" Patton squealed, pointing at the glass, "that one's yellow! What kind of fish is it?"

Logan looked around for a few seconds, before pointing, "there's a sign right there that has the creature's names and short descriptions."

Patton gave a brief nod, before dashing over to the exhibit sign and scanning over the names of many fish, until he got to the bright yellow one.

Logan walked over with Patton, and everyone else stayed behind to continue admiring the fish.

"Oooh, is that a sting ray?" Remus questioned, shifting from foot to foot as he watched the sea creatures move through the water.

"Oh yeah, it's a big one, too" Virgil said, grabbing Roman and Janus's attention, "hey, Janus it looks like your mom."

Janus rolled his eyes and shoved Virgil's shoulders, "asshole" he muttered.

Remus wasn't paying attention to them, just staring at the fish. He felt like he could look at them for days without stopping. He must've been there for a while, because all of a sudden he felt someone pulling his arm. He looked up to see Patton dragging him to the next tank, "sharks!" Patton explained with a quiet giggle.

"Woah" Remus breathed, staring through the glass at the sharks in the tank, "they're huge!"

He bounced excitedly in front of the glass and stared at the sharks, not realizing that he was wriggling in place and pulling his shirt down over his crotch.

Virgil looked over to see Remus's face extremely red, and his cheeks puffed up. His eyes were watering, and he was practically shaking. It looked like he was biting his tongue, trying to hold back laughter. Or maybe words.

"Remus" Virgil said carefully, "are you okay?"

Remus shook his head, "Logan said to behave."

"Wh—okay, dude you're freaking me out. Is it a dirty joke? Remus, just say it before you combust" Virgil told him.

Before Virgil could tell Remus to stay quiet though, the man shouted, "I have 206 bones in my body, but when I see you I have 207!" He began to cackle maniacally, and Virgil chuckled while shushing him.

Roman rolled his eyes and called from the other side of the exhibit, "I know you can come up with better than that!"

"I don't get it!" Patton whispered to Logan, who simply shook his head and told Patton not to worry about it.

After Logan texting Virgil to stop encouraging Remus, they all met up with Janus, who had gotten lost in between what he swore was a maze of tanks.

Virgil sighed when he noticed Remus's wiggling, "go pee before Logan kills you."

"What?" Remus asked, before gasping, "oh! I gotta pee!" He grabbed his crotch, which made Virgil recoil.

He was clearly embarrassed to be seen with him, "Remus, stop that!"

"Yeah" Roman said, noticing the commotion, "just go ahead and go."

Remus nodded, before dashing off in the opposite direction.

He skidded past an otter tank, but quickly made his way back to it and stared wide-eyed at them. They looked so adorable!

He stayed there, looking at them for a while before he felt a pang in his bladder and the immense pressure made a reappearance. He crossed his legs and spun around in a circle. He had no idea where the bathroom was.

He spotted a security guard and ran up to her, "hello, miss could you point me in the direction of the nearest bathroom?"

She smiled, "of course, dear. The bathrooms are at the front."

He thanked her and began to speed off. Hw bit his bottom lip. The front was just so far away, and he didn't want to waste anymore time away from the animals! He was way closer to the back of the building, so when he was sure that nobody was looking, he crept through a long hallway and exited through the building's emergency exit.

He stood behind the building for a second, looking around to make sure nobody was nearby, before taking himself out. He tried to pee as quickly as possible.

"Hey!" Someone shouted as Remus was halfway through, "what are you doing?!"

Remus was quick to cut his stream off and put himself away, "i'm just peeing!"

"We have restrooms for that!" The man yelled, "there are children here!"

"I'm sorr—"

"You're coming with me. No arguments.

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None of his friends were happy to hear the news that Remus got kicked out of the aquarium, because it also meant that they had to leave too. None of them asked why they had gotten kicked out, at least not yet. They didn't want to make a scene.

When Remus got back in the car, he began to bounce and wiggle in his seat. He hadn't been able to finish peeing before getting kicked out, and somehow even though he was now half empty, he just felt like to had to go ten times worse.

The car was silent and Remus felt nervous. He didn't want to ask Logan to stop the car, because he was very clearly pissed off. It didn't occur to Remus that Logan would probably be even more pissed off if he peed on the seats after everything, so he just kept on crossing and uncrossing his legs, and fidgeting around.

He was only able to hold on for five more minutes before his bladder gave out. He quickly felt himself becoming soaked, and let out a small gasp and a whine.

Virgil turned around and let out a gasp, "Remus!"

Everybody's heads were quick to shoot back to look at him, Logan just cutting his eyes at the rear view mirror.

"I'm sorry!" Remus wailed, "I d-didn't get to finish!"

"What?" Patton asked, confused.

"I—I got kicked out for peeing behind the building" Remus explained.

"Why would you do that?!" Logan exclaimed.

"I didn't want to waste any time going all the way to the front, and because I was closer to the back, I just figured I could pee outside!" Remus admitted, "I didn't get to finish, the security guard caught me and kicked us out."

Logan ran a stressed hand down his face, "Remus. I don't even know what to say right now. I'm still upset, but I understand. We are going to have a talk when we get home."

Remus shrugged, "fair."

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