A/n: 52 reads on my last chapter overnight ya'll were STARVING 😭

Alright, back to business. Okay. So. I feel REALLY basic. But I just had to pick Janus for person A. I love making Roman a jerk and that feels kinda basic too but i'm writing sanders sides pissfics and you're reading it so can I really be judged?

This one is for the amazing  little_pupcup thank you for requesting! These prompts never let me down.

Actually I don't think any prompt could let me down as long as it has piss in it tbh💀😭

"Alright, class!" the teacher chirped, "since next week we have a long weekend, i've decided to give you guys a project this week!"

The class groaned, none more than Janus. He hated projects.

"Mrs. Smith, whyyyyy?!" One of the kids groaned, "you are joking. You're joking, right? Ha! That one was funny."

She giggled, "oh come on, John it's easier to give you four daily grades and a two test grades out of this than to give you six assignments, isn't it?"

The class started an uproar, "what?! Why so many?! How big is the project?!"

"Class, settle down! Don't worry, really it's easy! I'll explain how to do it, and if you pay attention you should be fine! I just have to make it look complex to fool to principle" she explained.

Everyone relaxed a little bit, and she continued, "first of all—this will be a required project. You have to have a partner, non negotiable."

Everyone in class cheered at that, except for Janus. He hated group projects. Nobody ever wanted to be with him, because he was kind of quiet, and all of his kinda sorta friends had better friends they'd rather do it with.

"Alright! First up—everybody pick your partners, and then we'll discuss the topics you have to choose from" Mrs. Smith said, "alright...partner time! Go!"

Janus hated this part, just staying in his seat super awkwardly as everybody else jumped up to fight over partners. The teacher would have to pair him with someone afterwards.

He raised a brow in confusion when Roman talked to his friends for a few moments, before smiling and making his way over to Janus, "hey snake face. Wanna be partners?"

Janus rolled his eyes, "why would you want to be partners with me? I know we're friends and all, but don't you have better choices?"

"Well, I always notice that when people pick their partners you stand like—off to the side awkwardly until the teacher finds one of the antisocial kids and pairs you up with them" Roman pointed out, causing Janus to blush, "besides. Josh and Chad are basically in love so I convinced them to work together. Same with Susie and Megan" he shrugged, "so they have partners now so that I can be with you instead."

"That was super elaborate. I think this is less of a you feel bad for me, and more of a you want to spend time with me scheme" Janus teased.

Roman blushed, "no way!"

Janus smirked, taking a seat next to Roman, "guess we'll meet at your house, then? Something tells me this will require some time out of school. Especially of i'm going to be working with you."

Roman gasped in feigned offense and Janus almost snorted.

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"Roman" Janus sighed for what had to be the twenty seventh time, "please. Please, control your brother. I can't do this anymore. Why did we even decide to do this at your house?"

"You were the one who told us to do it here!" Roman exclaimed.

Janus scoffed, "I was not!"

Roman screeched, absolutely baffled, "but you were!" He yelled.

"You seem to forget that i'm a compulsive liar" Janus deadpanned.

"Oh...oh yeah" Roman said sheepishly, "you need to work on it."

"Hey! I have been!"Janus cried, "when I called you a skanky hoe earlier I was telling the truth!"

Roman rolled his eyes, "ha ha, you're so funny"

"I know. Now, stop goofing off because I actually have to be home before curfew" Janus said.

Roman groaned, "your dads are soooo strict."

"Roman, the curfew is ten pm and i'm sixteen I think that's pretty reasonable" Janus said, rolling his eyes.

"If the curfew is so late then why are you so worried? It's only seven!" Roman pointed out.

"Because we've barely even been able to do anything because of Remus. He keeps barging in" Janus said, "And if we want to get a good amount of it done we need to hurry."

"Okay, fine. Remus!" Roman yelled, "make yourself useful and grab us some sodas if you're going to keep annoying us!"

"Ugh, fine! Sprite?" Remus yelled back.

Roman crinkled his nose, "Ewe, hell no! Remus don't mess with me like that! You already know I want root beer!" He turned to Janus, "root beer?"

Janus rolled his eyes, "you already know it."

"REMUSSSS TWO ROOT BEERS!" Roman screamed, before returning his voice back to normal, "I can't believe she assigned us the hardest poem. I swear she's homophobic" Roman groaned.

Janus rolled his eyes, "come on how would she know we're gay?"

"I'm pretty sure I was sucking face with Patton in her classroom the other day" Roman admitted.

"Dude" Janus said.

"I know" Roman sighed.

They heard footsteps pounding up the stairs.

"Oh dear God no" Roman groaned.

Janus smacked him playfully, "shhhh be nice so he'll deliver the root beer."

"Rooooooot beeeeer!" Remus screeched unholily, yeeting the cans in the room before running away.

Janus just sighed, "come on. Let's talk plan. I say that we give the poem a couple read throughs and jot down notes on our thoughts, then discuss how we interpreted it. We're required to have annotations, but that probably won't take as long as putting together the poster and the powerpoint, so we can just do that part in class."

Roman nodded along, "okay. We need to find some good pictures for the poster and try to make the powerpoint somewhat interesting. Poems are kinda boring if i'm going to be honest."

"I dunno. The deeper meaning are interesting to think about" Janus shrugged.

Roman rolled his eyes, "nerd."

Janus scoffed, "prep."

They both broke down into giggles after a playful glare. Janus shook his head and began to search on his laptop for ideas. Roman did the same, but first had the bright idea to actually create a powerpoint and share it with him.

Janus got the notification and clicked on it, "we need a clever title. I'll leave the creativity up to you."

They heard thunderous footsteps again and groaned simultaneously. This was going to be a long day.

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Janus wriggled his hips side to side in an attempt to calm his raging bladder. It had been several hours and several root beers, and Remus just wouldn't stop coming in, and Janus wondered how the hell roman dealt with him.

Usually he wished that he had a few siblings or something to keep him company, but he was suddenly really glad that he was an only child. If this is what siblings were like, he was starting to think that he wasn't really missing out.

"Okay. I've researched and got all the information" Janus said, "we just have to put it on the powerpoint in a way that looks nice."

"Alrighty" Roman said, "leave that up to me."

Janus nodded, shifting in his spot as he checked his watch. Okay he had an hour left before he had to start heading home. The walk was five minutes so he needed to take that into account. He was sure his dads wouldn't care if he showed up late as long as he texted them, but he still liked to be on time.

He let out a soft sigh. He knew he should just get up and go to the bathroom, but he just couldn't bring himself to when they only had an hour left and they were almost done with the section.

He snapped his head up when he heard a splash, followed by an obscene curse from Roman, "REMUS!"

The other man cackled and ran away, and Roman growled, "Where did you even get a water balloon?!"

Janus smirked a little and Roman just groaned, "I wasn't planning on us having to stop again—ugh, I have to go change. Keep working, we have to get this done."

The other nodded a little and chewed his lip. So Roman really wanted to get it done as well. He would probably be annoyed if Janus got up to use the bathroom. He might even tell him to just wait until they finished.

Roman had left with clothes to get changed, taking the broken pieces of water balloon with him, "ugh!" Roman cried, "Remus! You are so lucky this is water! My hair—my shirt!" He gasped, "my carpet!"

He heard Roman scream Remus's name, and he heard a crashing so either he was attacking Remus or falling down the stairs. Janus couldn't say he cared though, because Roman was gone and he could finally hold himself because oh, he had to go so bad.

He twisted his legs to try and quell the pressure building in his bladder and tried to just focus on the project. He checked his phone. Forty minutes left. He closed his eyes and tried to compose himself. He was fine. He was okay, he would be able to hold it for a little while longer.

The door began to open and Janus ripped his hands from his crotch, mewling at the new lack of protection. Goodness, he could barely even focus on the project anymore. It was getting that bad.

"Okay. We are really behind—i'm so sorry about my stupid brother" Roman sighed, "I ripped him a new one so I think he'll leave us alone now. I really don't want us to have to stop or take anymore breaks. Let's just finish this so you can get home on time. I'll text you pictures of me putting spiders in Remus's bed."

Janus tried to laugh, he really did but all he was able to do was crack a half smile. Roman didn't seem to notice though, already completely engulfed into the project.

Ten minutes passed, ever so slowly, and Janus was loosing it. He had to go, and he had to go now, "R-Roman" he began, "I'm uhm, just going to go use the bathroom really quick."

"Janus. Can you wait like—fifteen more minutes? I really need you here to help edit" Romans said.

Janus was biting his lip so hard that he could taste the blood, but he simply nodded and sat back down, rocking his hips and kicking a foot between his legs to help himself hold it all in.

His face changed from a pink hue to a deep tint of red as he felt a leak spurt into his underwear. He whimpered a little, curling in on himself.

"Janus? Do you really have to go that bad?" Roman asked, smirking.

Janus's answer was a sharp gasp. He leaned forward and shoved his hands between his legs. He grasped himself tightly, even after his hands were wet, even after his pants were soaked thoroughly down to his knees. He kept trying to hold it, even after a puddle settled around his ass and soaked into—

"My carpet!" Roman boomed, "Janus, what the hell?! You just pissed on my carpet!"

"R-Roman" Janus choked on a sob. He felt tears roll down his cheeks before he even knew he was crying, "I am so—i'm so sorry!" He clenched his thighs but it was no use. He was going now at a steady speed and his bladder was not going to stop now.

"Oh my—Janus! My carpet is soaked, do you know how hard it is to clean it?!"

Janus could barely even see through the tears that clouded his vision. His stomach was roiling as the nerves flipped around and rolled inside of him. He could not believe what he'd done. He was so stupid, why didn't he just go?!

"Roman, I'm so sorry, I really thought I could hold it until we were done!" And his voice was pathetic, he knew it was, but he did feel really guilty about ruining the carpet.

He gasped when his stomach protested loudly and he felt all of the nerves just rush out from his stomach and into his throat as Roman continued to yell at him.

His insides burned like acid as he gagged, throwing up stomach bile right there on the carpet. He was officially humiliated.

"That is disgusting!" Roman screamed, gagging himself, "I—I need to calm down!" He began to stop, storming out of his room, "REMUS! Why the hell were you creeping outside of my door—
You know what? I don't care! I need to go get some air!"

Remus rushed into the room, "Jan? What happened, why is Roman so mad—" his words caught in his throat when he saw the absolute mess that he was sitting in. "Oh..." his eyes softened, "hey. Don't cry, it's okay."

"It's not okay! I'm disgusting, I ruined the carpet, I—I—"

"The carpet will be fine. Believe me when I say that Roman will get over this. You guys will be joking about it within the next few days. He'll feel bad and apologize for yelling at you before the end of the night, I promise" Remus said, his voice panicked, "he just overreacts to everything! I'm sure you know that."

Remus's words did seem to calm Janus down some, because he was no longer shaking too hard, and his hyperventilating had slowed.

"Are you—" Janus sniffled, "you sure? He seemed pretty upset. And I'm just—oh my gosh this is so gross back away, please, I—"

"Hey" Remus said, rummaging through one of Roman's shelves and grabbing a box of tissues. He handed one to Janus to blow his nose, and he himself grabbed a few and gently wiped some throw up from Janus's mouth.

Janus blushed, and he blushed deep. He flinched away, "Remus, you really don't have to do that, it's so gross."

"Nonsense. Look at me—do you really think I care about gross?" Remus chuckled.

Janus rolled his eyes and let out a wet laugh, "you have a point, I suppose."

"I'm really sorry about pestering you guys" Remus said after a moment, "it's just that. Well, I don't have a lot of friends. Which may have been obvious, and I can't really blame people for hating me, but—Roman always brings people over. And they never want anything to do with me."

"It's fine, I just—Remus, you can be really sweet when you aren't being...annoying" he cringed as he shifted and his cooled piss made his jeans stick to his thighs, "I mean—sorry. Hey, why don't we exchange numbers? You seem pretty cool" Janus shrugged.

Remus raised a brow, "you want to be friends with me? After everything I did today?"

Janus snorted, "I mean, if you want to be friends with me after I just pissed myself and puked all over your brother's carpet and called you annoying then—i'm sure we could make this work."

Remus smiled, "okay! Here, gosh—how about I get you some of my sweatpants and you can go get changed? I can clean this up—"

"No!" Janus yelled, "do not clean it up, I can do it!"

"No, what you need to worry about is getting cleaned up and changed. I'll go and get some cleaning supplies. I'll wash your pants and we can trade pants back another time, okay?" Remus asked, getting to his feet, "be right back, i'll get the pants. And later try to talk some sense into Roman."

"Remus" Janus blurted as the other began to leave.

Remus turned.

Janus sighed and smiled gently, thank you so much. Really."

Remus smiled, "what're friends for?"

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When Janus next returned to the room Remus was on the floor. The puke was all gone and the dark stain on the floor was a much lighter color. He scrubbed for a few more seconds before looking up and giggling, "those pants are huge on you."

Janus smirked, "Yeah. But I tied the jaw strings, so it should be fine."

"Wait...are you going commando?" Remus asked.

"Yes" Janus blushed, "I am not wearing your underwear, that's weird."

"I have to go home in like ten minutes" Janus sighed, "we were so close to finishing.."

"Well...I haven't talked to Roman yet and chances are he's still pissed. So how about I try help you?" Remus asked.

Janus wanted to say no. Remus had a reputation for absolutely sucking ass at school. But when he gave Janus those puppy dog eyes, how could he say no?

"No clue why Roman's upset, he's not the one who pissed on the floor like a dog and then cried like a baby" Janus said flatly.

"Hey, don't talk like that. Come on, how about we try to finish some of this? The project is about a poem right? I love rhyming, let's do this!"

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"Janus! What are you doing home so late?" His father asked, waiting by the door for him. Oh right. Janus had gotten a little caught up with Remus and lost track of time.

Janus sighed. His father looked him over seemed to notice his pants were a size too big for him.

"....Had an accident. Don't want to talk" Janus whispered, face in flames.

"Oh..." his father said, "hey. It's okay."

Janus shrugged, "showering."

He made his way to the bathroom, and was about to hop in the tub when his phone buzzed.

Roman: Janus i'm really sorry for how I acted. It wasn't the end of the world, I was just really frustrated. I get that it's late now, but can we just talk tomorrow? Please? I'm really really REALLY sorry.

Janus rolled his eyes. He knew Roman was eating away at himself with guilt.

Janus: it's all good. Yeah. Let's talk tomorrow.

A/n: I Hope I did the prompt some justice, thanks so much for requesting!

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