A/n: Thinking about my old omo book, I miss all those half written tumblr prompt drafts 😔

sawyer4732 thanks for requesting! :)

"Daddy look!" Roman shouted, jumping up to greet Patton, a piece of folded construction paper in his hand.

"Awe, Kiddo, what is this?" Patton asked, his heart about to burst out from his chest.

"I made you a card" Roman mumbled, the floor suddenly becoming very interesting.

Patton looked at the card, and panicked for a second, thinking that Remus had gotten to him, before relaxing when he opened it up. The front said 'You remind me of my hoe" and the inside had an 'm'

"Awe, kiddo! This is so sweet! Thank you." Patton exclaimed as he read the contents of the cards and looked at the 5000 hearts drawn inside.

"You're welcome daddy.." Roman mumbled shyly, bouncing up and down slightly and crossing his legs.

"Daddy" he whined after a moment, "Daddy I hafta go potty!"

"Oh of course! C'mon, let's go!" Patton said quickly, taking his little's hand. If Roman said he had to go, then he had to go. Like, yesterday.

"It's coming out" he whimpered, his feet pattering quickly across the floor as he made his way to the bathroom.

Patton quickly threw the door open and turner the light on while Roman yanked his pants down and sat on the toilet, already going heavily before he even fully got himself situated.

Patton sighed in relief, leaning against the sink. Roman would a hundred percent need new underwear, but at least his pants were saved.

"Good job buddy!" Patton chirped as Roman stood up and flushed the toilet, "now let's wash your hands and get some lunch ready!"

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"Remus?" Janus asked skeptically, his hands on his hips, "what did you do?"

Remus didn't respond, just looked down with a blush on his face as he lost control and began to wet himself.

Roman looked at his twin in concern, "Wemus? Are you okay?"

Remus whimpered as he lost his bladder and began to wet all over his pants, creating a puddle on the floor.

Janus gasped, "Remus! Why didn't you tell me you had to go to the bathroom?"

Remus's eyes filled with tears as he burst into sobs, "I-I wanted to play with Roro! I thought I could hold it!" He wailed, covering his face as he continued to make a mess.

"Hey—hey, don't cry, come here—how about we get you cleaned up, okay? Then you can come right back and finish playing alright?" Janus asked, cooing softly in an attempt to soothe his distressed little.

Remus sniffled and nodded as Janus helped him stand up and make his way to the bathroom.

"Awe bless his heart" Patton mumbled as Remus walked by in wet pants and tears on his face.

He played with Roman until Remus came back, now unphased by the entire thing. He forgot about it shortly after a horror movie was promised.

Janus walked back with the wet pants and underwear in hand to wash out in the sink and then throw into the washing machine with a load of clothes, "This bathroom situation is only getting worse for the both of them" he commented, motioning for Patton to follow, "I think that it would be wise to invest in a potty training chart, or something along the lines."

Patton gasped, "Oh, I love that idea! Oh my goodness can we get cat stickers?!" He squealed, jumping up and down while clapping.

Janus smirked at the golden retriever energy, "Of course, Patton. I think they'd like that."

"And the chart can be poodle themed! That would be so cute! And we could to a reward system! Oh i'm sure this will get them using the toilet in no time" Patton chirped.

"Oh, I believe that will be wonderful. We could create a lollipop tree or bring them out for ice cream..maybe some special daddy time" Janus said with a smile, "they love when we get to spend extra time together."

"Yeah! This is going to be great! I'm going to order one online and we can tell them about it over dinner."

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So that night when they were serving their hungry littles some soft tacos (hard tacos would end in Remus stabbing Roman in the eye with the shell) they brought up the potty training subject.

"Okay kiddo's" Patton said as he sat down, watching Remus nibble at the soft shell, "you know how you two have been having a lot of trouble using the bathroom lately, right?"

"Yeah! I peed my pants four times!" Remus exclaimed proudly.

Janus raised a brow, "you didn't seem too happy about it while it was happening."

Remus pouted, "cause Roman was gonna make fun of me."

"No I wasn't!" Roman yelled, "I'm..nice!"

Patton smiled, "Roman can't really say anything because he's been having quite a few accidents himself."

Roman pouted in the same way as Remus and brought his chocy milk up to his lips to make a mustache.

"So, we bought....drumroll please..." Patton began dramatically, "A potty training chart!"

"What's that?" Remus questioned.

Janus looked at his little, horrified. He had turned away for two seconds and Remus had sour cream all over his face. No, seriously, it looked like he had been pied whipped cream, what the hell—Janus hadn't even put any sour cream on his taco! He quickly grabbed some paper towels before he could get it in his eye, and explained the concept as he did so.

"Well, it's basically a chart that counts how many times you can go accident-free. Every time you use the potty, you get a sticker in the form of a cute little cat—"

"A dead cat?!" Remus asked quickly, interrupting his daddy with a gleam in his eye, making Roman's eyes water as he went on about how all the blood would pool around it's neck.

Janus refrained from saying a few choice words, and simply sighed through his nose, "no...it's-it's alive. The cats will be alive on the stickers."

"Yeah kiddo! Don't say such things about the lil' kitties! And along with the stickers, you can get rewards too! Once you fill in a whole row there will be a happy jar! There will be papers filled with incentives like days out with daddy, or ice cream trip or the zoo—and then other's that'll say you can have some candy or get a new toy!" Patton exclaimed, "it'll be fun, I promise!"

"Woah!" Roman exclaimed, "that's so cool!"

"I'm going to win!" Remus screeched.

"Honey, there is no winning—"

"I'M GOING TO WIN!" Remus screeched again, at a much higher pitch.

"OH YOU'RE ON!" Roman exclaimed, "I bet I can go potty more times in a row than you can!"

"Nuh—uh!" Remus exclaimed, "i'm going to!"

Patton and Janus looked at each other for a moment, wondering what they had started.

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"Daddy I gotta go potty!" Roman exclaimed as soon as he realized the feeling.

"Okay! Let's go" Patton said quickly, bringing him to the bathroom. They had just recently put up the potty training chart, and it had actually been working splendidly.

Roman certainly needed to work on his aim..but his pants were dry, so Patton counted that as a win, "do you want to put the sticker on?" Patton questioned.

"Yeah!" Roman exclaimed, taking the cat and putting it in the fourth spot. He still had a lot of accidents, but that was the fourth time in a row he went in the potty instead of in his pants.

He ran out of the bathroom quickly and began to torment his brother, "Remus! I got another sticker!" He boomed proudly, "and you don't have any! HAHA! You're just a little baby!"

Remus's eyes filled with tears, "DADDY! Roman's being mean to me!"

"Roman" Janus said, raising a brow, "if you're going to be mean to Remus, we can take your sticker away."

Roman gasped, "no! Don't do that!" He cried, "i'm sorry Remus.."

"It's okay" Remus mumbled, cuddling close to Janus, sniffling, "i'll never be able to use the potty.."

"Hey, don't say that" Patton said gently as he walked over, "you'll get the hang of it in no time, kiddo!"

"Yeah baby, don't get so upset. Hey, how about we try to go potty right now?" Janus questioned.

Remus nodded frantically, jumping up, "you're right, I gotta go potty!" He exclaimed, running towards the bathroom and whining, "daddy hurry up, it's gonna come out!"

"I'm coming, i'm coming!" Janus exclaimed.

Remus cackled, "THATS WHAT HE SAID!"

"Okay go!" Janus said when he got there, choosing to ignore that comment.

Remus unzipped quickly and aimed towards the bowl. He let it out quickly and Janus was grateful that they'd avoided another accident.

Janus was extremely proud as he grabbed the sticker paper and allowed Remus to choose a cat. He chose a green one of course, and stuck it on the first place of his chart. He beamed brightly and went to go brag to Patton and Roman.

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Roman was getting angry. He had fallen waaay behind. Remus had already filled in an entire row and gotten a prize out of the happy jar, and he had been having constant accidents.

He was jealous of his brother. It wasn't fair—he was supposed to be the brave, handsome perfect twin! And Remus was beating him at something as simple as going to the potty!

He hopped up into his daddy's lap and grumbled, "I wanna go potty..."

"Oh, then let's go!" Patton chirped.

Roman's chin wobbled and he burst into tears, "but I don't need to go!"

"Hey—Ro, don't cry hon..what's the matter? Hey, why are you so upset?" Patton asked gently.

"B-because.." he sniffled, "I wanna go potty but—but I don't need to go potty right now!"

Patton nodded in understanding, "You want another sticker, huh?"

Roman nodded, "Remus is doing so good and I'm not!"

"Hey, baby, it's going to be okay, I promise...you'll get the hang of it in no time! You did so well before, this is just a little setback, I promise that you'll get it eventually!" Patton said, wiping away Roman's tears with his thumb.

Roman nodded, looking down to the floor. He was determined. He was going to use the potty as soon as he felt that he had to go!

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He did not use the potty as soon as he had to go. In fact, he didn't use the potty at all.

"Daddy!" He called shyly. He looked up as his daddy entered the room, "daddy? I went potty..."

Patton smiled, "kiddo, that's gre—"

"In my pants..."

"Oh" Patton said quietly, "that's alright kiddo, accidents happen! Come on, it's getting late. How about a bath and the we head to bed?"

"Am I in trouble?" Roman asked quietly.

"Oh no, of course not! You'll never get in trouble for an accident, sweetie" Patton said, taking his hand to get him in the bath.

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"Yay!" Roman chirped, beaming with happiness. He finally got another sticker, "i'm going to catch up to you Remus! And i'm going to win!"

All in all, the potty training chart did eventually start to help down the line. The reward system became more fleshed out, and the charts were full of cute cat stickers in no time.

If they had been counting it as a competition..well, let's just say that Roman's chart was the first to have the first page completely filled out.

A/n: idk what to say so😚😚😚😚😚

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