A/n: For urdadlolz123

Sorry guys I tried to finish these before church camp but things got kinda busy—before and after lol hope this was worth the wait

Also, if ya'll have any constructive criticism about my works i'd love to hear it! Because I don't proofread I just usually either write it all in one go or over the course of a few hours or days then publish.

So, do you guys think these are too lengthy? Too short? Maybe things happen too fast or slow or some things don't really connect well or maybe some things feel out of place?

I just want to become better, so if you guys have anything you've noticed i'd like to hear it😙😙

Virgil had never been good at taking care of himself. That was one of the first things Patton had noticed when they met each other at a very young age. He was a particularly shy kid and wasn't very good at expressing his needs, especially to the adults.

This lead to many unfortunate incidents, where he'd either pass out because he hadn't had enough food or water, or get too nervous to express that he needed the bathroom—Patton remembered one time when they were having a playdate years ago, when they were very little, perhaps five years old, Patton's mom had decided to take them out with her to run some errands.

At that point, Patton had already picked up on Virgil's shy nature and could tell when he needed something.

So, when he saw Virgil looking at the ground with a small blush, opening and closing his mouth multiple times, he knew that something was wrong. When Virgil crossed his legs and bounced up and down, he figured out exactly what he needed.

So he went up to his mommy and tugged at her pants leg. She looked down, "yes, Patton?" She asked, looking very interested at some carpets for reasons that Patton at his young age would never understand.

He motioned for his mom to lean down so that he could whisper in her ear. She did just that, tucking her hair behind her ear as she did so, "okay, what?" She asked, acting very invested as if she was about to get truthed by a five year old.

"Mommy, Virgil has to go to the potty" he whispered, pointing to Virgil.

She looked over, seeing the small boy tugging anxiously on his hoodie strings and glancing around as he fidgeted and squirmed.

She gave a small nod and walked over to the small boy, "Hey Virgil, i'm taking Patton to the potty, do you need to go too?" She asked.

Virgil nodded frantically, and he quickly took her hand as she lead the two boys to the bathroom. He immediately made his way inside the stall and yanked his pants down to sit on the potty and pee.

This happened very often—and he even had some way closer calls, as well as a few accidents with some less than understanding adults that claimed he could hold it like a big boy.

It didn't really get better as they grew older—even in college, Patton would constantly have to remind him to eat, shower and drink, as well as use the bathroom.

Eventually, since they had been living in the same dorm, Patton just made up a system where he would just randomly shout "potty time!" And Virgil would either chuckle and scoff, or frantically run off to the bathroom because he actually needed to go and had been putting it off for a while.

Their little system was good, and wasn't really a burden on Patton to give Virgil reminder's, so it was fine.

Except when they were in public—or when Virgil was alone in public. He couldn't exactly yell potty time then. Even reminding him when they were out with their friends was embarrassing for Virgil, because he should be able to speak up and say 'be right back' but he always got a little too nervous, or would just forget altogether.

For this reason, he had tried to better himself—he set timers for breaks and showers and stuff. It had been going good, until he left his phone on the counter while his friend Janus was over, and his timer went off.

Janus had grabbed the phone to disable the annoying timer, but then saw that the timer was labeled as "potty time."

He immediately took a picture and sent it to the group chat, and Virgil was very embarrassed.

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"Heyyyy Virgil~" Remus sung, a slight blush on his cheeks as he approached. Logan and Roman were in the background waving at him and mouthing things along the lines of 'just do it already' and Janus was off to the side muttering something about how Remus was too much of a coward to do it, "how uh—um, what a coincidence seeing you here? In this mall, at the same time that I am..."

Virgil raised an eyebrow and shoved his hands in his pockets. He had been out with Patton to just hang out when Remus forced himself into their personal space, "uh..yeah..hi..?"

Patton was giggling, looking like he was about to physically combust. Clearly he had something to do with this. No wonder he had insisted that they visit a random clothing isle first.

"So uh-I-fancy shirts, huh?" Remus asked, fiddling with a sweater.

"Cut the crap" Virgil sighed, "what do you want? I'm not bailing you out of jail again—"

Virgil trailed off and looked down when Remus grabbed his hand. He looked back up into his eyes and just stared at him, "..Remus?" He felt his face warming up as it betrayed him.

Remus panicked, "I-uh—wanna have sex?"

"Wh-what?" Virgil sputtered.

"He's forgetting his lines—HE'S FORGETTING HIS LINES!" Roman exclaimed, not even trying to hide the fact that they were trying to set him up, "REMUS SPEAK FROM THE HEART!"

Logan and Janus were cringing in the background, hiding their faces and pretending they weren't with them.

He looked back at Virgil, "Sorry-Um, I just wanted to ask if you wanted to go out on a date with me? Because I really like you but uh I mean the sex can still happen, i'm never one to go back on my offers—sorry I can't keep the weirder thoughts in my head-uh, you already knew that though obviously—"

"God, you're so awkward with mushy stuff" Virgil smirked, trying to make this less painful for Remus to go through, "but yeah i'll go out with you."

Remus beamed, "REALLY?!?"

Virgil's smirk turned into a grin at how excited Remus was getting, "yeah, what were you thinking?"

"Oh! Um, Friday? I'll pick you up and we can go out!" Remus said excitedly, "we can go to the library and look at books—I mean I know you like books, i'll look at some tentacle hentai porn magazines, then we can go out to eat or something, or do another romantic thing that Roman thinks will help me swoon you—"

"Woah, Remus you're putting a lot of thought into this, huh?" Virgil asked, "how about we text for more details? You look like you're going to explode right now."

"Yyyyeah!" Remus screeched, "bye I love—I mean—text you later!" With that he ran away with their other friends and began to squeal with Roman.

"Oh my god" Virgil whispered, holding onto Patton, and looking him in the eyes, "Oh my god! He likes me? ME?! What do I do? What if I mess it up pr be weird or—"

"Virgil!" Patton exclaimed with a chuckle, "you're worried about being weird? Around Remus? Now, you've known him for quite a while kiddo—I could tell you were catching feelings too, as the kids are saying these days! This will be good for you, I guarantee it! Now, come on let's buy these balloons and get outta here so we can scream about this!"

"Uh..Patton?" Virgil asked.

"What?"

"Those aren't balloons..." Virgil said quickly.

"Really?" Patton asked, "but Remus said—!"

"Patton, you innocent bean, put the condoms down."
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Virgil was nervous—very nervous. For a lot of reasons, actually. First of all—it was Friday. Remus was going to pick him up any minute for their date. Remus seemed to really like him—and Virgil did have a little bit of a (huge) crush on the sexy trash gremlin man.

Patton had no idea what Virgil saw in Remus, but he was his friend so he decided to help him out, "I'd say dress casual" he chimed in helpfully as Virgil was panicking over what outfit to wear, "you texted for the details and it doesn't sound like anything too fancy. You'll go on a walk in the park and go out for dinner."

"Yeah, yeah—but I want to put in some effort..but you know, not too much effort, I don't want to look desperate or over dressed..." he looked at the outfits he had laid out on his bed, "what do you think?"

"I think the baggy T shirt and the ripped jeans would be good. It's casual and it still has your emo bling to it, kiddo!" Patton exclaimed, "the hoodie might not be such a good idea, what if you get overheated?"

"Then I can wrap it around my waist" Virgil said simply, "don't worry, i'll keep it unzipped."

"Okay kiddo..hurry up and put your  shoes on, he'll be here soon!" Patton chirped, "i'm so excited!"

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Virgil was pleasantly surprised when Remus showed up. When he answered the door, he expected to be attacked by a trash demon groping him. Instead he was attacked with flowers.

"What's this?" Virgil asked, blushing. Oh no, he wasn't prepared for all that..romance stuff....

"Flowers for you! It's a romantic gesture!" He exclaimed, a bright smile on his face.

Virgil took the flowers, "Remus that's so cute...and so unlike you...let me guess, you have an earpiece in and Roman's telling you everything that you need to say?"

"No, he's texting me actually..we're not that high tech" Remus said, "do you like the flowers? I picked them out myself!"

"I love the flowers, they're dark and mysterious.." the small bouquet was filled with black dahlia's and purple tulips.

Patton was there as the perfect Segway so that Virgil wouldn't have to awkwardly leave Remus to go and put the flowers somewhere, "awe, kiddo that was so precious—here, why don't I go and put them away for you? You kids have fun!"

"We're the same age Pa—"

"And you, mister" he said darkly, turning to Remus, "I want him home, 10pm sharp. You hear me? It gets dangerous out there. Especially around here."

Remus looked at Virgil for clarification as he wondered if Patton was joking or not—Virgil shook his head, knowing fully well that he was not joking.

"Oh, and the dorms close around eleven! So I want you to get here with enough time because of traffic and all!" He chirped.

"Oh! Okay! See ya, ten o'clock sharp!" Remus exclaimed, taking Virgil's hand and leading him outside, "I got a car! I have a body in the trunk!"

Passerby's looked at them weirdly, and for once Virgil didn't really find himself caring. Remus was just Remus, and he was okay with that.

"I hope that was just one of your intrusive thoughts and not like..actually true" Virgil chuckled, going to open the car door.

Remus was a master at avoiding questions though, and quickly swooped in to open Virgil's door for him, "my dear..."

"It's so weird seeing you be all romantic" Virgil smirked, getting inside.

"I'm gonna barf!" He exclaimed with a bright smile.

"You have golden retriever energy but like..in the worst way possible" Virgil chuckled as Remus walked around to the driver's side.

"Alrighty, let's get this day started! I know, how about on the drive there, we listen to each other's playlists? And i'm not talking about the safe playlists you turn on when you're with your mom—pure unfiltered, what you listen to daily" Remus said, knowing Virgil was still in his emo phase.

Virgil smirked, "are you trying to scare me off on the first date?"

"It's how I show my love" Remus smirked as he pressed shuffle on his playlist.

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Virgil's hands were shaking as he traded phones with Remus and he pressed play on his own playlist.

Not because he was nervous—but because Remus's playlist had traumatized him.

The last thing that had played was 'How to properly pound your tentacle hentai femboy monster' and he was...well, there was a lot of squeaky femboy voices giving instructions, and a lot of moaning.

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When they finally arrived to the park, Virgil was again surprised to see that Remus wanted to open his door for him and take his hand to help him out of the car.

"Remus, forget whatever script Roman gave you and just be yourself" Virgil chuckled, "you know, I like you for you. I'm not really one for huge mushy romantic gestures, you know."

"Really? You like me...for me? You-you aren't just pitying me or anything?" He asked, reluctantly. There was a lot going through his head. A lot that happened behind the scenes before he ever even asked Virgil out—too much could go wrong, he could scare him off or be too weird—

"Remus you idiot I wouldn't go on a date with you if I wasn't interested. I know what you act like, and I like you for it" Virgil smirked, trying to let on that he wasn't afraid of sharing his emotions.

Remus smiled brightly, "cool!" He shoved Virgil back into the car and slammed to door, "thank god, open your own door!"

Virgil groaned, "It doesn't hurt to be polite though!"

He climbed back out of the car and linked arms with Remus as they began to walk, "tell me if I overstep any boundaries" Virgil said, unsure pf himself as Remus tensed up at the contact.

"I don't have any boundaries!" Remus exclaimed as he picked his nose.

"To anybody else that would be self explanatory—but you look kind of uncomfortable right now" Virgil said, "it's the first date, I understand if physical contact is—"

"No!" Remus gasped as Virgil began to pull away, "nonono" he clinged to his arm, "I was just shocked. Usually nobody wants to touch me..i'm too gross or something" he said nonchalantly, as if he wasn't affected by it. But Virgil knew better, that deep down it did sting when nobody wanted to come near you.

He leaned more into Remus's side, "I like being close to you. You're warm" he smirked, "I'm going to take your body heat."

"Virgil, it's 78 degrees outside and you have a hoodie on—and you're ice cold. I don't understand how that's even possible" Remus said, "is your penis just as cold? I like a good shiver up my spine when we go anal—"

"Remus!" Virgil hissed, "this is a park. There are children present."

"Are you avoiding my question?" Remus smirked.

"If you're a good boy you'll find out the answer for yourself later" Virgil joked, "now open my water bottle for me, i'm too frail."

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After about an hour of walking and talking, Remus was getting bored. And bored Remus was dangerous Remus, so Virgil suggested they walk to the library since it was nearby.

"Okay! I'll be good, I promise!" Remus chirped.

"You'd better be" Virgil sighed, "I will actually walk away from you if people start staring, I swear." Virgil tossed his empty water bottle into a community trash can as they walked by, and then they made their way into the library.

At this point, Virgil's bladder was beginning to fill. Not uncomfortably so—it was just a constant annoying urge that kept coming back. However, as he was occupied with the date, he just did what he usually would with the feeling: he ignored it in favor of holding Remus's hand as they checked out some books.

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When they left the library Virgil's need had grown a considerable amount. He was becoming constantly reminded of it every time he moved, though he was unsure of what to do with himself. His routine had been disrupted, and without Patton there he had no out.

He hadn't had to speak up for himself in a long, long time and he was growing increasingly anxious, worried that he'd disrupt the date with his bladder's needs.

So he continued to ignore it as Remus drove them to the restaurant, "so where are we going? Wendy's?" He joked.

Remus scoffed playfully, "Oh please, I have some bank—we're going to Taco Sombrero!"

"Fancy" Virgil said with a roll of his eyes, "and don't even try that, I can pay for my own food."

"Nooo please let me do it!" Remus groaned, "it's a romantic gesture!"

"Are you for real?" Virgil smirked, "pulling put the big guns just for lil' old me?"

"I'm going to pull out something else if you keep on blabbing that pretty little mouth" Remus smirked.

"Well in that case, I guess i'll keep talking" Virgil shrugged, not knowing where that burst of confidence came from. Perhaps it was his brain just trying to distract himself from his bladder

"Oooh I like where this is going!" Remus exclaimed excitedly.

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Virgil had no idea how to react to his own body—or how to just tell Remus that he would be right back. Sheesh, he really was dependent on Patton.

He crossed his legs, wondering why he had taken so many nervous sips of his comedically large soda.

He tried to be as casual as possible as he crossed his legs and took bites of his chicken burrito and continued a very disturbing conversation about all the tentacle hentai monsters at the bottom of the ocean.

  A small whimper came out of his mouth as he leaned forward and closed his eyes. He hissed a little as he attempted to gain some control back after a long leak.

Remus looked on in astonishment. They were sitting across from each other and looked into his eyes as he opened them again. A light blush flushed on Virgil's cheeks. Just tell him. Tell him be right back...but he was clearly desperate, Remus would know that he'd been reluctant to tell him for a while—and those thoughts would go through his head...

"Virgil, are you okay..?" Remus questioned. The normal Remus would have laughed at Virgil or made a crude joke—but something about Virgil looking in pain made him want to..comfort him? Bleh, love really did bring out the worst in him.

Virgil whimpered, "N-no..." his voice was drowned out by a guitar playing some song and chatter at tables—but Remus got the message. He waved down their waiter and boxed their leftovers, before paying. While all of this was going down, Virgil's control was slipping.

He backed further into the corner where he sat as he began to panic, his vision blurring as his eyes became misted with tears. What was he to do? He was wetting himself in front of his crush—in public.

"R-Remus.." Virgil whispered, as he was no longer able to control his leaks, "Remus get me out of here" he whispered seriously.

Remus immediately stood up and took the to go boxes and Virgil's hand, before rushing out of the restaurant. When they got outside he stopped, "Virgil, what's the matter?!"

He quickly figured out on his own what was wrong as he watched the color of Virgil's pants darken. He was wetting himself. His pants began to take up most of the damage, but a puddle on the concrete began to form.

Remus watched Virgil's face fill with relief as he moaned, shifting his weight as the piss flowed more freely from him. And Remus had absolutely no idea what to do. Even after Virgil stopped, they just stood there awkwardly as Virgil began to shake.

"Virgil, hey it's no big deal!" He said quickly, before Virgil could tun away, he took his hand, "it's fine—"

"No it's not! God, i'm such a child! I was—I—I was being stupid! I just got so anxious and I have this routine—and gosh, i'm so gross and i'm so sorry!" He cried.

"Virgil! Stop it before I bone you, I honestly don't care! Besides, you looked kinda hot like that" he smirked.

Virgil scoffed out a laugh, "Of course you'd think that" he sniffled wetly, "You parked so far away..and there are people everywhere..ughhhh i'm going to kill myself!"

"Just tie your hoodie around your wais and zip it up. It's oversized anyways it should provably reach below your knees" Remus said, trying to be helpful.

Virgil nodded and did as he was told, looking around anxiously and biting his thumb as they walk to the car. He cringed at the feeling of his urine cooling, the we clothes clinging to his body and rubbing uncomfortably against his groin.

"We have twenty minutes to get you home. If I go 90 in the 50 we can escape Patton's wrath" Remus said.

"That..is not a good idea..we could crash, or get pulled over or Patton would find out and that would be a whole different story—"

"Virgil, you're overthinking" Remus commented.

"Please" Virgil deadpanned, "I bet you're having an intrusive thought right now."

"Yep! Have you ever imagined killing your brother?!" He cackled as he started the car.

"No. I don't have a brother. I have crippling anxiety and loneliness from being an only child though."

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When Remus delivered Virgil back home to Patton, a few minutes before curfew, he was immediately questioned and asked if he was good to Virgil.

"Someone had an accident though" Remus smirked at the end of his explanation.

Patton gasped, "Virgil! You poor thing—come on, go get cleaned up! Then we can talk about the date, kiddo! Thank you Remus...bye bye!"

A/n: ALSO GUYS,,,,,,,

I'm working on like a bigger story that'll be published separately. It's going to be a regular old story with plot and a bunch of chapters and stuff. But here's the twist: it's an omo centric book lol

The basic concept of it is a sanders sides father/son road trip AU with Patton and Virgil. Logan is Patton's new boyfriend and Patton set up the road trip so that Virgil and Logan could get to know each other.

Here's the thing: Patton and Virgil have bladder problems, and since Virgil's shy and doesn't know Logan all that much he gets really embarrassed and all that during the road trip and gets caught short multiple times.

I'm real bad at explaining—I think it's going good though, I already have 9 chapters of the fic written

Also Janus Remus and Roman are Virgil's friends, lots of frantic calls and texts will happen            👊😫👊

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