A/n: i'm so sorry😭its the last few weeks of school and I haven't been able to write lately

Ok i'm going to try to do a bunch before the month ends and prewrite some because i'm not going to be able to write anything the first week of june, because I have(drumroll please)

Church camp! : D

Logan glared at Remus, smacking the other's hand away, "stop" he said sternly, for what had to be the twelfth time. Remus was really starting to get on his nerves, and if he didn't stop, then he was really going to snap.

"But i'm bored!" He complained, flicking Logan's ear.

Logan slammed his hands on his desk and stood up, but before he could even get his mouth halfway open, Virgil cut in, "Remus, leave Logan the hell alone" he said, striding across the room, grabbing a fistful of Remus's hair and dragging him across the house, "seriously, i'm not even the one you're messing with and i'm annoyed."

Remus pouted, "ow! You're hurting me!"

"You know you like it" Virgil said, rolling his eyes, "whore" he muttered.

Roman snorted from the couch, "Remus you could manhandle Virgil and you know it. If you really wanted him to let you go you would pick him up and throw him across the room."

Virgil raised a brow, "don't underestimate me. Underneath these hoodies i'm shredded" he joked, flexing his arm.

"Please, i'd love to see that" Janus smirked.

"Ooh, as would I!" Remus grinned.

"Gay" Virgil said, smirking.

Janus rolled his eyes and punched Remus's shoulder, forcing him to sit down next to him, "stop lying Virgil, you couldn't lift a cat."

"I get stronger everyday carrying the burden of my existence" Virgil said.

He cringed when he heard a sharp, over dramatic gasp from the kitchen, before Patton crashed into the room, "I will physically fight you—"

"Oh dear god please no" Virgil said, shooting to his feet and jumping over the back of the couch to escape Patton's loving wrath.

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Remus was still bored, even after watching Patton beat Virgil half to death with a pillow. He'd toying with an idea in his head for a while, but he needed to be sure that everyone would agree.

So he decided he'd go about it in the most tactful of ways.

"Wanna do a piss holding contest?" He asked bluntly.

"Remus what the hell? No" Virgil said, not even looking up from his phone.

"Please?!" I'm bored!" He whined.

"Remus, that is disgusting, harmful to your body, and unsanitary" Janus said, "let's do it."

"What?!" Virgil cried, "not a chance in—"

"Yes! Yes, let's do it!" Roman exclaimed, "I can finally show that my bladder had superior strengths!"

"No way, i'll so beat you" Patton teased.

Virgil rolled his eyes, "you're all full of it. Fine, let's do it."

"Absolutely not" Logan said, "you guys can make fools of yourselves all you want, but I won't take any part in this."

"Lame!" Virgil booed.

"You literally didn't want to do it not even five seconds ago!" Logan protested.

Virgil shrugged, "but hey, i'm still doing it. Which makes me cool, and you lame."

"Come on, Logan! You know what they say" Roman teased, "you're not really friends until you've almost wet yourselves in front of one another!"

"While nobody has ever said that before," Janus begun, "I agree with Roman's sentiments. Come on, Logan what do you have to lose?"

"My dignity" Logan responded flatly, "and my jeans."

Remus rolled his eyes, "I'm getting the water bottles, let Logan be a stick in the pussy."

"Prehistoric dildo?" Virgil questioned, before getting a pillow to the face, "Patton!"

"Wait, you guys are actually doing this?" Logan questioned as Remus came back."

Janus smirked, "duh."

"Okay. Fine, i'll be laughing when you guys have to piss so bad you can't move" Logan said, narrowing his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah" Remus said, cracking open a water bottle, "let's get this going."

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"Logan was right, this was a horrible, horrible Idea" Roman whined, bouncing up and down with a hand between his legs.

"You are so dramatic" Virgil said, rolling his eyes.

"You don't look like you have to go at all!" Roman cried.

"I haven't had a sustainable amount of water in a month" Virgil deadpanned, "all of this water is being used in a different way."

"You've been preparing for a month?!" Remus cried, "no fair!"

"What the fu—do you guys actually think i'd dehydrate myself for a piss holding contest?" Virgil asked.

"Yes, you're the pettiest person I know" Janus said.

Virgil rolled his eyes, "fine, I totally would—but I had no idea this was happening."

Patton glared at Virgil, "If I didn't have to pee so bad I would physically fight you. Virgil, you have to take better care of yourself!"

"It's not that bad!" He cried in defense.

"A month, Virgil" Patton said seriously.

"Yeah, even I don't hate myself enough to dehydrate myself to death" Remus said, "i'm close, but not quite there."

Roman gave Remus the sad brother eyes and Remus rolled his own and slapped Roman across the face, "let's drink some more water, Roman's going to burst like a balloon and it's going to be hilarious."

"Remus, I won't be able to continue if we drink more water" Roman said seriously.

"I hope you piss yourself" Janus said, smirking.

"Oh, come on! Why am I the only one who actually has to pee this bad?!" Roman cried.

"Because I, the superior twin" Remus began, "gained the strong bladder genes when I battled you for them after wrapping the umbilical cord around your neck in the womb."

Roman scoffed, "that—you—bro."

Virgil snorted, "Me and Janus have this in the bag" he said, fist bumping the friend in question.

"Oh, totally" Janus smirked.

"Pfft, yeah right!" Patton cried, "Janus cares more about his dignified image. He wouldn't squirm or hold himself beyond crossing his legs."

Janus rolled his eyes, "you're all insane. I can do this."

"Yeah, sure. I think it's time for some games" Remus smirked evilly.

"Games?!" Roman groaned, "not a chance in hell!"

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"Look at Patton" Janus whispered to Virgil after the first challenge, which was spreading your legs apart and relaxing. Now they were all squatted low on the ground, their legs far apart.

Virgil glanced over to him and smirked, "I think he's shy about it."

Roman, from his squatted position, had white knuckled fists on his knees and a red face. He let out a puff of air, "how much longer do we have to be like this?"

"Three minutes" Remus responded, smirking.

Roman groaned, squatting deeper into the pose so that his tight jeans would press against him. Patton wasn't in a better position.

"He's humiliated" Janus whispered to Virgil, who snorted, "should we call him out?"

"No, spare him for a while" Virgil mumbled, "poor thing."

"Guys, look!" Remus cried, "Patton has to pee!"

"Remus!" Patton hissed, blushing deeply. The timer went off and everybody slowly got out of their poses, Patton stood up, cringing and stiffening his body. He closed his legs together, "I do not."

Logan smirked from across the couch and flipped a page in his book.

"Looks like you do" Remus commented, trying to get under his skin.

"Y-you're crazy" Patton stuttered, sitting down at a stool on the kitchen island, "i'm fine."

"Sureeeee" Virgil said.

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Thirty minutes later, while watching Patton squirm was extremely funny because of how subtle he was trying to be, they were all a bit concerned at how red his face was getting. Anytime he realized someone's eyes were on him, he stopped squirming all together.

At that point, even Roman couldn't sit still without holding himself. Obviously, Patton knew that. But he refused to do that stuff.

"Patton. You look seconds away from wetting yourself" Janus deadpanned, "you're allowed to do what you need to do to avoid that."

"Shush, I will not pee myself" Patton hissed, his face going impossibly redder.

After just ten more minutes, they watched Patton shoot up from his crouched up pose, and dash off to the bathroom.

Virgil shook his head, "I knew he wasn't going to last."

"He was fighting for his life" Remus said.

They waited a couple of minutes before Patton returned with a pout, sitting next to Logan on the couch.

"I'm upset" Patton said.

"You're upset? I bet twenty dollars that Roman would get out first" Virgil said.

"I knew Patton would lose" Janus smirked as Virgil slipped him a twenty, "he's too shy about this kind of thing."

"You guys bet on us?" Patton asked.

Roman scoffed in offense, "you two are impossible!

"This isn't even fair, i've actually never seen Virgil use the bathroom before" Janus said.

"Bladder of steel" Virgil joked.

"How do you never have to pee?" Roman asked.

"I've already told you, I don't drink a sustainable amount of water" Virgil shrugged.

"Virgil. I will fight you" Patton glared.

"Virgil is going to have to pee bad" Logan commented, "if you don't drink enough water often and you suddenly drink a lot of it at once, it hits you like a brick. Believe me."

"You can't be serious" Virgil groaned.

"I am very serious. Case in point: neck tie" Logan said.

"Oh my gossshhh can we talk about anything else?!" Roman groaned, crossing his legs tightly.

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Much to Roman's humiliation, he was the next one out. He had to dash to the bathroom in the middle of jumping jacks to narrowly avoid an accident and when he came back, Remus told him to go sit on the loser's couch with Patton and Logan.

"Why am I a part of the loser couch? I didn't participate" Logan stayed.

"Exactly. Loser by default" Remus shrugged, taking a long sip from his root beer after finishing the exercise.

"Okay" Virgil said after about twenty jumping jack and fifteen squats that Janus absolutely drooled over, "I'm officially starting to feel it."

"Ha!" Remus cried, pointing at him.

"Oh my gosh, finally, I have to pee sooooo bad" Janus groaned, sitting down at a kitchen island stool.

"You were waiting for me to admit it before you did?" Virgil smirked.

"Duh!" Janus cried.

"Both of you are weaklings. I clearly have the strongest bladder of the gang" Remus smirked.

"Yeah right. How long has it been since. We started?" Virgil asked.

"Three hours, forty seven minutes, and seventeen seconds" Logan said, "i'm keeping track."

"Oh, sick! Let's chug a soda!" Remus cried, popping open a coke.

Virgil rummaged through the fridge, "got anything diet?"

"Nope!" Remus chirped.

Virgil grabbed an orange Sunkist and scrunched his nose up, "ewe, calories."

"Virgil" Patton said warningly.

"Sorry, sorry! Sheesh, can a guy joke about anything" he muttered, attempting to chug the soda down before gagging, "that burns!"

"Yeah i'll just finish my root beer real quick, i'm not opening another one" Janus said, chugging it down. Remus drank all of his in one gulp, and Virgil was both in awe and in shock.

"How did you do that?" Virgil cried.

"The power of toenails!" Remus cackled.

Janus rolled his eyes and got on his phone. They passed the time being antisocial as they waited for the soda's to settle in.

Thirty minutes passed before Janus couldn't focus on his phone anymore. He had to pee, and he had to pee so bad.

He curled his toes and brought his knees to his chest. He took in a deep breath and let it out shakily.

"Janus, if you piss yourself in my kitchen I will kill you" Roman smirked.

Janus blushed, snapping his head over to Roman, "shut up!"

"Awe, Jan if you gotta go you gotta go! Don't be embarrassed" Remus cooed.

"You guys suck" Janus mumbled, looking away.

"Ohhhhh" Remus cried, "water noises! Let me connect my phone to my bluetooth speaker really quickly!"

"No" Janus said seriously, "do not."

Logan smirked. Though he sidn't want to participate, he found this whole situation incredibly amusing.

"Too late~" Remus sung, turning them
on and watching as Janus squirmed.

He could hear the waterfalls and the streams of water rushing over rocks and splashing into a small pool of water. The droplets that strayed away and faded into nothing. He could visualize everything happening. And he couldn't do it anymore. He had to go.

Janus stood up immediately, bolting in the other direction without a word.

"Ha!" Virgil exclaimed triumphantly, "i knew I would beat him.

"Just try to get through me" Remus smirked.

Logan decided that Virgil had never rolled his eyes so hard in his life.

"Wow, he didn't even give you a verbal response" Roman commented.

"It's because if he talks he'll pee himself" Patton joked.

Virgil flipped them all the bird, "no it's because I shouldn't have to waste my time talking to lesser beings."

"Finally" Logan said, "someone gets it."

"Lesser?!" Roman hissed, "well I never!"

"Roman you are so dramatic, i'm literally going to punch you" Logan said.

"Yeah, ri—OW!"

"You know I don't take my grammar lightly. I said literally."

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For a while there, the contest got a little disinteresting and everyone turned either to their books or their phones to keep themselves entertained. They weren't sure how much time had passed, but it was long enough for Remus to get to his breaking point.

Everybody snapped their heads back over to the kitchen island when they heard Remus gasp and mutter curses. Logan stood up immediately, abandoning his book, "Remus?"

"I—I'm fine, i'm fine" he hissed, shoving his hands between his legs, "mmm—ugh, it—it just hurts a little."

"Remus!" Logan exclaimed, "hurts?! You shouldn't be in any actual pain, you'll damage your kidneys!"

"N-no" Remus said stubbornly, "i'm fine."

  Logan rolled his eyes, "No you aren't. You'll get an infection, go piss this isn't worth it. You'll feel so rotten if you get sick from this. Go."

"No! Come on!" Remus cried, "you are not in charge of me!"

  Virgil smirked, though it looked like more of a grimace, "no. Really, you can go Remus, I won't care."

"I am not letting Virgil of all people beat me in a piss holding contest" Remus said flatly.

"And what is that supposed to mean?!" Virgil scoffed, narrowing his eyes at Remus.

"It means you're a puss—ow, ow ow ow ow!" He cried, whimpering.

"Okay, that's it!" Logan said, bringing his hands to Remus's stomach and tickling him.

"LOGAN!" Remus screamed, his voice raising about ten octaves, "Logan, you jerk!"

He gasped when Logan's hands grazed over that spot, and shot up out of his chair, his control dwindling. He began to let go involuntarily in his jeans, before running off to the bathroom to finish. He made quick work of getting his belt undone on the way, and yanked his pants down just in time to piss full force into the toilet bowl.

He let out a loud moan, feeling his bladder deflate, his entire body filled with relief. By the time he finished, he had to use the wall for support, leaning his head back and sighing. There was a deep ache in his bladder still, but it didn't exactly hurt. He looked down to assess the damage, and sure enough, he had soaked through his underwear and gotten a small wet patch on his jeans.

He washed his hands because Patton would kill him if he didn't, and exited the bathroom, expecting Virgil to shove right past him.

But Virgil wasn't even outside the door.

He made his way to the kitchen again, and saw Virgil, his jaw tight and his eyes screwed shut.

"Virgil, you can go now. Remus lost" Janus said gently, trying to help Virgil's quivering form up.

"I c-can't" he muttered, and Remus had never regretted doing anything more than he regretted this. Virgil wasn't going to make it.

Janus scoffed, "yes you can, come on" he said, "you can do it."

Virgil stood up off the chair, but the change in gravity made him gasp, and brought him to his knees. He shoved his hands between his legs, but it was no use. He was going, and he was a mess.

Janus noticed first, being the closest. He heard the audible hiss of Virgil's piss going into his jeans, and the way his body shuddered and his tense shoulders relaxed. A dark patch began to form and grow around his groin, and when his jeans were thoroughly soaked and couldn't take it anymore, a puddle slowly began to pool under his ass and spread around him.

"Oh shit" Janus gasped. And with that, everybody was on their feet, running over. And Virgil was still going, and going hard. The puddle began to grow bigger and bigger and well, if Virgil started crying, nobody said anything.

  Even after he finished, he continued shaking. His entire body took on a floaty feeling, and being so empty after being so full made him feel like he was light enough to take off and fly.

"Virgil" Patton was the first to speak up, everyone else was still deep in shock.

"I'm so sorry" Virgil blurted, wiping his eyes.

"Virgil, it's okay—"

Virgil snorted, "sorry that you're all losers!"

"What?!" Roman exclaimed, "you are literally sitting in a puddle!"

"I may have pissed myself," Virgil began, "but at least i'm not a quitter" he smirked.

"You are impossible! I can't with you!" Roman cried.

"Yeah, well you can't win a piss holding contest either, so—"

Janus let out a sigh of relief, realizing that Virgil wasn't actually upset, "dear lord, come on Let's get you cleaned up before you start stinking up the house."

"Too late for that" Logan said, crinkling his nose.

"Oh come on, I drank so much water. It's so diluted that it isn't even that yellow" Virgil said, rolling his eyes and taking the hand Janus offered to help him stand up. His legs shook and he almost fell down again, but leaned against Janus for support, "wow."

"Yeah, you pissed so good that you can't even stand" Janus smirked.

"I wouldn't mind doing that again" Virgil muttered, walking towards the bathroom again, "but maybe next time" he lowered his voice some more, "just the two of us?"

Janus flushed deeply, averting eye contact, "I mean—maybe—"

"I saw how red your cheeks got when I fell apart" Virgil said.

A/n: The long awaited pee holding contest is completed.

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