A/n: My titles get worse every time

I wasn't really sure how to start this one, so I read the prompt a few times and decided the wrapping paper prank was the way to go.

Requested by: anonymous 🤩✌️🤩✌️🤩✌️

"Logan!" Virgil shouted, practically foaming at the mouth as he seethed, "Logan, I expected this behavior from literally everyone else—but you?! What's with the sudden betrayal?"

Roman was nearby, laughing his ass off while Logan stumbled over his words, trying to explain himself, "I—he—it was Roman's idea!" He tried weakly.

"And you listened to Roman? Logan, Roman is an idiot!" The emo exclaimed through his anger.

Roman was practically in tears at this point, not caring too much about the jab to his intelligence, "hey!" He defended weakly.

"We were playing truth or dare, I had to do it!" Logan exclaimed, "Virgil, i'm sorry!"

"Hey, what's going on in here?" Patton asked, bolting into the room, "I heard yelling! Are Logan and Roman fighting again?!"

Remus entered the room as well, having been dragged in by Patton so that he couldn't 'destroy the house' or whatever.

Patton was completely ignored as Virgil continued to yell at Logan. His jaw dropped. Virgil and Logan were fighting?!

"Well this is certainly something I can get used to antagonizing" Remus smirked.

"No. Don't even think about it" Patton said, giving a half hearted glare.

"Logan, I can't believe you even had the patience to do all this!" Virgil cried, "ugh!"

"Kiddo, Virgil, buddy—" Patton began, "what happened?"

The man in question rolled his eyes, "if you had half a brain you could look around my room and see that Logan here" he pointed for emphasis at the other, "wrapped all of my stuff in wrapping paper!"

"Dang Virgil, that was harsh" Roman said, wiping his tears of laughter away, "Patton was just asking!"

"I'm sorry" Virgil sighed, running a hand down his face, "it just stresses me out. Not knowing what's what, and having the tedious job of unwrapping everything, and so close to our trip."

"The trip is a week away, are you seriously packing already?" Patton questioned.

"Uh, Pat" Roman chuckled, "do you even know the guy? Of course he's packing a a week early."

Virgil glared at him and punched his shoulder, "shut up, you're in hot water too, buddy! Why would you even dare him to do that?"

"Ow!" Roman pouted, rubbing the sore spot, "for this reaction! It was priceless!"

Virgil practically growled, "just—just get out, all of you! I have some unwrapping to do!"

"Virgil..." Logan said, guiltily, "Virge, I really am sorry..."

Virgil let out a deep, calming breath. He could certainly understand why Logan did it. Roman could be very egotistical and convincing when it came to this kind of thing. Logan probably just didn't want to be teased, "it'll be okay Logan" he said carefully, "I can handle some wrapping paper."

Logan nodded, still looking unsure as he lingered for a moment, before joining everybody else in leaving the room.

Once his door was closed, Virgil sighed and began to unwrap. Everything was covered in thick layers of wrapping paper, and the longer he had to sit and unwrap, the more angry he got with Logan.

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"Patton. Where are we going?" Logan asked, a little nervously. It was one day before their big trip to Niagara Falls, and they'd been out preparing all day. Everybody was exhausted and just wanted to get a little sleep before they left. And Logan had to pee. Like, really bad and he'd noticed that they weren't going in the direction of home.

"Gas station!" He chirped, "We need some snacks for the trip!"

He inwardly groaned at that. There was absolutely no way he was using the  nasty gas station bathroom. He would have to wait until they got home.

Virgil smirked at Logan, knowing what the problem was almost immediately. He knew how big of a germaphobe Logan was, and noticed how he hadn't used the bathroom all day, despite being given many opportunities when everyone else went, opting at stay by the shopping cart every time.

He chuckled to himself when his suspicions were confirmed almost half an hour later when they arrived home. The usual stoic, composed man was quick to unbuckle his seatbelt and fight with the car door to run up to the house, not even caring to help with the groceries.

Roman looked confused and Virgil just smirked as Logan let out a gasp when he found the door was locked.

"Potty" Virgil said simply, taking the keys from Roman with a smirk. The other made an 'o' shape with his mouth and nodded.

As Logan bounced around urgently, Virgil decided to mess with him, being very slow to unlock the door.

"Virgil, this is not funny!" Logan exclaimed, glaring.

"Okay, okay!" Virgil laughed, unlocking the door quickly and watching as Logan rushed inside.

Virgil shook his head fondly.

Logan was not going to survive tomorrow.

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The next day, a very intense game of rock paper scissors happened first thing in the morning to determine who would have to drive.

Virgil was very adamant on not driving. Because if he had to drive for so long, it would work up his anxiety at all the quick decisions he would have to make, and if that happened he would start getting snappy and demand that everyone be quiet, and road trips are no fun if everyone has to stay silent.

And if he drove he would have to order at the drive throughs and Virgil was not good at that, so everybody let him skip out on the little rock paper scissors match, because to be honest, nobody wanted him to drive either.

Remus was out of the question. They wouldn't let him drive if their lives depended on it, so it was between Patton, Roman, and Logan.

Roman lost because he always chose paper, and after everything was locked up and the car was loaded, he reluctantly got into the driver's seat. Virgil sat, in the passenger seat, Remus sat in the middle and Logan and Patton sat in the back.

"First stop, breakfast!" Roman yelled charismatically, "what do we want?"

"Something quick so that we can just get this whole driving part over with" Virgil said, "look at Remus. Already getting cramped back there with his long legs."

"Okay, how about McDonald's?" Roman questioned.

"Yes!" Remus screeched, "McGriddles and orange juice!"

"Dear lord—okay, okay just stop screaming or you and Patton are going to trade spots. Why are you even sitting there, you being behind me is a recipe for disaster!"

"Because I love you" Remus said innocently.

Roman narrowed his eyes, "you're so childish."

Virgil scoffed, "Says the guy who dared Logan to wrap all my stuff up."

"You're still mad about that?!" Roman cried.

"Oh, I can be petty. I can be very petty, so watch out" Virgil grumbled, narrowing his eyes.

"Okay!" Patton chirped, trying to stop the argument before it got to out of hand, "how about we start thinking about what we want to eat, hm?"

Virgil sent one more glare Roman's way, before folding his arms and huffing. Logan was glad that he wasn't really brought into it, so he figured that Virgil was more upset with Roman than with him.

When they got to the fast food place, everybody ordered their breakfast item along with large orange juices. Roman was skilled in the arts of eating and driving, so they didn't have to stay parked while he ate.

And the trip went along smoothly.

Until it didn't.

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Remus spared a glance at the time and sighed. Ten am. They were nowhere near getting to where they needed to be, and he had to pee so freaking bad. They were only two hours in, so there was no way Roman was going to stop yet. But at the same time, Remus did have a pretty weak bladder, and as much as his brother liked to tease, he'd never take it as far as to let him wet himself.

He cut his eyes around the car casually. Patton was resting his head on Logan's shoulder, dozing off as the other read a book. Virgil was on his phone, probably reading an article about some conspiracy theory, and Roman was just trying to focus on the road.

He sighed. The car was much too quiet and peaceful to interrupt now. How humiliating would it be if Roman told him no, or asked him to wait a while?

Surely, one of his other friends would have to pee too soon enough. He could wait until then. It wasn't terrible, he just was rather uncomfortable with how full he was.

He wouldn't pee in his seat or anything!

...Famous last words, he knows.

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Letting out a soft sigh, Logan tried to focus on his book. He really did, but he couldn't help it, his mind kept on drifting down to his bladder. It was filling rapidly from the large amount of orange juice he knew he shouldn't have had, especially so early on in their trip.

"Alright hair...it's time to face your doom" he heard Remus begin from in front of him, before beginning in a softer tone, "what a shame...you always had such beautiful hair."

"Is Remus going crazy?" He heard Virgil whisper to Roman.

"What are you doing here?" Remus asked, "I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation" he said.

"Don't pretend to act proud. I know what you really think of me" he said, "...you think i'm a monster."

  Virgil scoffed, recognizing the dialogue, "wait a damn minute—"

"I think you're confused" Remus continued, "all your life you've used fear to control people. Like your friends Mai and Ty Lee."

"Well what choice do I have?! Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way! Even you fear me" he yelled.

"No" he said softer, "I love you."

"Remus" Roman said slowly, "are you having a mental break down?"

"No, he's quoting that one scene from Avatar" Virgil smirked.

Realization crossed Roman's eyes, "oh! How did I not recognize? Remus, what the hell, did you memorize that?!"

Remus giggled, "yeah."

Logan rolled his eyes and crossed his legs, trying to get back to his book, only to be distracted again by Remus's constant fidgeting and leg kicking. He must have been really uncomfortable in those seats.

"Are we good on snacks?" Roman suddenly asked, "there's a gas station coming up but I really don't want to stop yet—not until we get a little lower on fuel."

"Yes, we are fine" Logan said, crossing his legs a little tighter.

Roman nodded, "alright then."

As much as Logan wanted to scream to the top of his lungs for Roman to stop the car, he knew that even if he got into a bathroom, he wouldn't be able to use it. They were all just so dirty.

Patton eventually yawns, rubbing his eyes and blinking awake, "mmmm...are we there yet?"

"I wish!" Remus groaned, pulling his knees up to his chest and tapping his foot violently. He groaned softly, his urgency for the bathroom growing.

Logan raised a brow at Remus's odd behavior, though picked up on what the problem was very easily.

He thought to himself.

Remus had to pee, obviously. But he wasn't saying anything. Probably because of the stress of the whole situation—it was evident that nobody else needed to go, and Remus didn't want to have to be the one Roman stopped the car for.

Obviously, Remus couldn't tell that Logan had to go. Logan kept himself composed, and often sat with his legs crossed anyway.

Logan didn't honestly believe that Virgil didn't have to piss, but he had years of skill with holding because he was a shy kid, so he could probably hold a lot longer.

He didn't exactly want to help Remus out and ask for him, because it would only prolong his own relief, since he knew he wouldn't be able to go at a gas station. He knew it was selfish thinking, especially since Remus has a weak bladder and probably had to go a lot worse then him, but he couldn't help it.

So he stayed silent.

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"Ya'll good with fast food again for lunch?" Roman questioned.

As much as Logan just wanted to simply exist with his legs crossed for the next couple of hours while they continued the road trip, he knew that stops such as these were inevitable. He sighed and nodded in approval, everyone else letting out hums of agreement.

Logan let out a harsh sigh when he leaned forward to get him and Patton's food, covering it up as a cough. His seat belt dug uncomfortably into his bladder and he was quick to get back into place.

Despite how badly he needed to pee, it was a hot summer day and he didn't want to get dehydrated. Before he knew it, his entire soda was gone along with his food.

"I'm still thirsty" Remus pouted, bouncing around in his seat.

"We have capri suns up there, kiddo" Patton joked.

Remus clapped his hands wildly, "horayyy!" He yelled.

Remus tried to control his liquid intake, because he really truly did have to pee. But he was just so thirsty.

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Remus let out a quiet whimper as he squirmed, fanning his legs open a few times to try and calm his bladder. He needed a distraction, bad, and his phone could only calm his mind for so long. Capri suns weren't a good idea.

"Remus, why the hell do you keep kicking my seat?" Virgil asked, his voice laced with annoyance.

"Oh—Sorry!" Remus called, recoiling a little bit. They couldn't find him out—he had to prove that he wasn't weak. He could hold it just as long as Roman could!

Virgil simply sighed, "why don't you try to go to sleep? I can tell you're restless. By the time you wake up, we'll probably be at the hotel and that'll give you a chance to stretch your legs before we go to the falls."

Remus thought for a moment. That wasn't a bad idea. If he was asleep, he couldn't feel how uncomfortable his bladder was getting.

"Okay fineeee!" He whined, grabbing his travel pillow and leaning his head against his window with it, closing his eyes. He hadn't realized how tired he was until a few moments passed, and he couldn't keep his eyes open.

He drifted off into sleep, and Virgil smirked, "you know, I didn't honestly think that was going to work."

"I'm glad it did" Roman joked, "he probably would have gone crazy and started reading us the bee movie script: sexual version."

"I don't—I don't even want to know what that is" Virgil stuttered, "so don't remind him when he wakes up."

"I would never. I've been traumatized for years" he said seriously, before they both broke down into laughter. He glanced through his rear view mirror and froze, "Virgil, oh my gosh, look at Logan!"

Logan, who had been listening to the conversation, raised an eyebrow and looked up from the book he was pretending to read.

Virgil gasped as he turned back, "aweeee!" He squealed teasingly.

"What?" Logan questioned quietly, trying to distract himself from how his bladder pinged with discomfort.

"You're letting Patton use your shoulder as a pillow!" Roman cried, fanning his eyes, "it's so cute and so gay, I love it!"

Logan blushed, "oh, be quiet, it's purely platonic and you know that."

"Would you let me sleep on your shoulder?" Roman questioned.

Logan recoiled in disgust, "absolutely not."

"Why not?!" Roman exclaimed.

"Well, there's a very big difference between you and Patton" Logan said.

"And that is?" Roman questioned.

Logan smirked, "I keep him around because I like him. I keep you around as an obligation so that the friend group won't fall apart" he teased.

"Ha!" Virgil snorted.

Roman gasped in offense, "well I never—you are so rude!"

"Oh, lighten up, princey" Virgil elbowed him lightly, "he's just joking around. Speaking of jokes..."

"Virgil no" Roman said sternly.

"It just. Reminds me of that time..." he smirked Lazily.

"Virgil please" Roman groaned.

"Oh, fine, fine" Virgil laughed.

Logan chuckled, "You're really never going to let that go, are you?"

"No" Virgil said, "no i'm not."

Virgil glanced to Patton as he yawned, blinking his eyes open slowly.

"Have a good nap?" Roman questioned, smirking.

"Yeah!" Patton smiled, before a look crossed his face "gotta pee" he whined.

Virgil let out a puff of breath, leaning against the back of his seat, "oh, thank god, I didn't want to say anything."

Roman chuckled, "I might as well fill up the gas while we're there. We have a quarter of a tank left and we have a lot more driving to do."

He pulled into a gas station and got out, but was stopped, "you can go use the restroom, Roman. I'll fill the tank up" Logan said.

"You don't want to go?" Roman questioned.

Logan shook his head. He wanted more than anything to go try, but there was no use in getting his hopes up. It was a port a potty. He wouldn't be able to go, "no. Don't worry, i'll make sure that Remus doesn't run away if he wakes up."

"Oh, okay. Cya in a bit" Roman said, sprinting off to join everybody else by the port a potty.

Logan sighed and started to fill the gas up.

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When Remus woke up next he was bombarded by Patton with lengthy explanations about what happened while he was asleep. He was kind of upset when he was told that they already stopped for gas and to use the bathroom less than an hour ago. So now he definitely couldn't ask.

After Patton told him about a little squabble between Logan and Roman that he had to break up, the car went quiet.

And of course, Roman decided to antagonize.

"Well Logan's been snappy for like—three hours! He's getting cranky or something, seriously!" Roman exclaimed, "see? He's so grumpy, pretending to read that book, he hasn't turned the page in like—an hour!"

Logan flushed, his face turning pink. Roman had been watching him.

Patton, sensing the argument that was about to happen made an attempt to stop it, "Ro, I'm bored!" He proclaimed with a groan, leaning against Logan, who simply rolled his eyes and pretended to read again. Patton caught sight of Virgil scrolling through his phone. Perfect. "whatcha lookin' at Virge?"

"Nothing. Just an article about Niagara Falls" Virgil shrugged.

Patton gasped, "really?! That's where we're going!" He squealed.

"Yep. That's why i'm reading it" he deadpanned.

"Can you tell us some interesting facts?!" Patton cried, "I love this kind of thing!"

"Sure. Okay..." he said, scanning the article for a goof one, "did you guys know that One fifth of all the fresh water in the world lies in the four Upper Great Lakes—Michigan, Huron, Superior and Erie?" Virgil asked, reading off of his article, "All the outflow empties into the Niagara river and eventually cascades over the Falls."

"Woah..." Patton breathed, "that sounds complicated. And awesome!"

Logan gritted his teeth, shifting in his seat a little. Remus wasn't in much better condition.

"At the bottom of the Falls the water travels 15 miles over many gorges until it reaches the fifth Great Lake-Ontario" he continued.

"How about we talk...about like, angthing else?" Logan asked nervously.

Virgil raised a brow, "why?"

"Just—I—" Logan sputtered, "because it's boring!"

"Really?" Virgil asked, smirking, "I feel like you would like all of these facts. Is something wrong?" He asked sweetly.

Logan's cheeks flushed and he snapped his head down, "Virgil" he said seriously.

Roman smirked as well, "oooooh, does Logie need to go pee?"

Logan blushed furiously, "no, I do not! I just think the conversation topic is due for a change!" And that's how Logan knew Remus actually needed to pee. The man was uncharacteristically silent throughout the exchange.

"Why didn't you go when we stopped, Logan?" Patton chastised.

"Because mr. rich kid can't use anything but a private bathroom" Virgil teased.

"Hey, that is not why!" Logan cried, blushing a deep scarlet.

Virgil grinned evilly, "oh, you know i'm just messing with you."

Roman smirked devilishly, "hey Virgil, how fast does the water rush?"

"Oh, let me see" he laughed, "thirty two feet per second! Wow, imagine that!"

Logan heard Remus whimper. He really didn't want to embarrass Remus and tell everyone he had to go too, but he was obviously in far worse shape than him, "guys, stop!" He tried weakly.

"Ooh, the water hits the base of the falls with 280 tons of force! Isn't that a lot?" Virgil questioned, completely ignoring Logan, "I wonder how loud that is."

"I can play some water sounds and we can see" Roman smirked, teasing Logan.

He grabbed his phone and the hissing of water coming through the car's speakers was loud.

"Guys, stop it!" Patton cried, "you know how he gets with public bathrooms, you're being cruel!"

Roman turned up the radio, "oh, c'mon Pat, we're just playing around!"

Logan bit his lip harshly, letting out a shaking breath. He grabbed at his crotch, trying to ignore the sound of the rushing water, "i'm serious—oh my Newton, Roman! Please, can you find somewhere to stop?! Or like—just pull over?! I'm not joking!" He cried out, doubling over with panic in his voice.

All at once, the teasing stopped. If Logan wanted to use a public bathroom, it must be serious. Virgil turned the radio off and Roman immediately re routed to a gas station.

Without the deafening sound of water filling the car, it fell into silence when they were able to clearly hear sniffling.

Virgil whipped his head around to see Remus covering his red face, his pants turning a darker shade as he tried to keep it all in, but failed miserably with a rather large leak.

Virgil gasped, far too shocked to even begin with any apologies.

Roman looked through the rear view mirror, the exact same expression that Virgil had on his face.

The humiliation of the entire situation couldn't even hit him, because he was filled with ecstasy and relief, sighing deeply as his body sagged forward, his jeans becoming soaked as his bladder deflated. He put his forehead against the back of Virgil's seat and did a little half moan half sob.

"Remus, we are so sorry!" Roman said quickly, breaking the silence.

"Oh, goodness—Remus, why didn't you tell us?" Virgil asked.

Remus snapped his head up, looking at Virgil through tears, "maybe because I didn't want you guys to make fun of me too???"

"We were trying to get Logan to wet himself, not you!" Virgil cried.

"Okay, wow!" Logan cried, "you guys are jerks!"

"That's not what he meant!" Roman assured, "we were just messing with you!"

"We were?" Virgil questioned, causing Remus to snort a little. He smirked, even as Roman elbowed him, before turning more serious, "Remus, i'm really sorry. I didn't realize you also had to use the bathroom."

Remus just shrugged a little but, "l'm sorry. For peeing in the seat" he mumbled.

"No, no—this is on us i'm so sorry" Virgil said seriously, "we'll clean it! We can stop somewhere and you can get changed, okay?"

"Um, guys?" Patton asked meekly from the backseat, "this is sweet and all, but—Logan's barely even in any better condition."

"Oh! Oh—right, right!" Roman exclaimed, "okay, don't worry Lo, we're going to get you to a gas station."

Logan gritted his teeth and nodded. Virgil felt a pang of guilt in his chest, "how long have you been holding it?" He questioned.

"Since before lunch" he answered shortly.

"That was hours ago!" Patton gasped.

"I couldn't use the gas station's bathroom, I knew before we ever even pulled in!" He snapped.

The car went quiet after that, Roman speeding towards the closest gas station, "fifteen minutes" he said slowly, "you gonna make it?"

Logan shook his head with tears in his eyes, letting out a rigid gasp.

Virgil looked around the car, trying to find something Logan could go in. He knew he wasn't going to like it, but it was really his only option besides his pants. He rolled his window down and dumped his soda out of it, "we threw all the other cups away at the gas station. But I still got mine—Logan, here pee in it."

"No!" He cried, blushing deeply.

"I just dumped out my Pepsi, bitch, just piss in the cup" Virgil deadpanned.

"I didn't ask you to do that!" Logan yelled.

"Oh, it was watered down anyways, I don't actually care!" Virgil seethed, "Please, for the love of everything, use the cup!"

He chucked the cup towards the back seat and Logan caught it awkwardly, adjusting his glasses, "Virgil, I am serious!" His voice shook with his urgency, and he hissed as he leaked, "I—I can't hold it!"

"Then piss yourself so I won't be alone" Remus said.

"Logan, I will reach back there and unzip for you if you do not pee in that cup right this second!" Virgil said sternly.

"Logan, please? You're hurting yourself" Patton said seriously, his eyes and voice kind, "I promise I won't look. I'll stare out of the window, okay?"

Logan stared into Patton's eyes and blushed, before looking away and nodding, "okay."

He glanced over to Patton to make sure he wasn't looking, and when he confirmed that he wasn't, he pulled himself out and positioned himself over the cup. His bladder pulsed with need, but he just couldn't force himself to go.

"I—I can't" he sighed in defeat, "I just can't."

"Hey, what if I turned the water sounds back on?" Virgil questioned.

"What if I stroked your member?" Remus questioned.

Logan blushed darkly, "Remus!"

Roman started sobbing with laughter, "you did not just say member! Oh my—i'm gonna be sick!"

"Everybody hush!" Patton exclaimed, "Virgil. Turn the water sounds on. Logan, you're thinking too hard about it. Just relax."

When the waterfall noises began rushing in his ears he closed his eyes and sighed, a spurt leaking out. It became easier after that as he began to breathe and relax. His spray hissed against the cup and grew in speed as the seconds passed. After a minute his stream showed no sign of stopping and he snapped his eyes open when Remus yelled that it was about to overflow.

"Oh my gosh!" Logan cried, quick to put the lid on the cup, "what do I do?!"

"Pass it up!" Virgil said quickly, reaching back to grab it.

"Mmmmm I can't hold it, it's going to come out!" He whimpered, his bladder wondering why it was allowed to taste relief but not finish it. He began to leak all over his pants, "Virgil hurry!" He yelled urgently.

And Virgil, who did not work well under pressure, was quick to roll the window down and splash all of the cup's contents out of the car, nearly dropping it out in the process, before handing it back to Logan, "here, here go!"

Immediately, his stream continued, only harsher this time. A few more minutes later, and the cup was filled again. He panted heavily, before putting himself away and opening his shut eyes to see Remus staring at him.

"Were you watching the whole time?!" He yelled.

"How do you think I knew it was over flowing?" He smirked.

"Oh my gosh" he mumbled, face burning.

"Your pee was hot" Virgil said, "I think the cup burned my hand" he smirked.

"Well uh—i'm done" Logan mumbled, adjusting himself back into his pants, "you can look, Patton."

"Oh. Seems like you didn't quite make it" Patton frowned, "it's okay! You can change too!"

Logan blushed as everyone began laughing at him, "Remus you actually fully wet yourself, why are you laughing at me?!?"

"It's funny" he smirked.

A/n: I wrote this all today in one sitting. I regret nothing but the fact that I didn't make them suffer more🤭🤭🤭

Also I guess the ending sucked but like, I got tired so imma go nap byeeeeee

I think I followed the prompt? I wasn't too sure if I was writing it correctly but I sure hope I did 💀💀💀

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