A/n: Omgosh choices...

Hmm....

I think that Patton would fit better? IM INDECISIVE HLELPNAJSNS

For _lokii_ tysm for requesting and being so patient lol

Remus tensed up. He knew this feeling all too well—ugh—he hated his bladder. He could never tell when he had to pee. It was weird, he could feel absolutely nothing, but then go to the bathroom 'just in case' and end up pissing his heart out. Usually though, since he didn't feel it—he just wouldn't go.

Which, lead him to the situation he was in.

He felt all of the desperation and need hit him all at once before he'd wet himself. His bladder would force the liquid out after reaching his limit.

"I'll be right back!" Remus squeaked from where he sat at the dinner table, quick to rush off and leave a very confused Patton behind.

He also had bladder retention, which meant that he was never fully empty.
So, he had to pee a lot and was often uncomfortable.

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Now, Patton's problem was a little different. For him, he had a few types of bladder incontinence—functional incontinence, which was basically an inability to hold urine, as well as urge incontinence which made him have the urge to pee, and a lot.

He didn't have too bad of functional incontinence—he could hold it until he found a bathroom unless it got too urgent, but since he had to pee a lot more than just a regular old person, it got difficult to find that many bathroom opportunities throughout the day.

Remus really should've realized Patton's problem at the stage they were in in their relationship—Patton always had to pee, and a lot. You couldn't take him on a road trip if you tried unless you wanted to stop every ten minutes.

But since Remus was oblivious, and had his own problem to hide—it never clicked for him. Same with Patton. He was so focused on his own problem that he didn't really see Remus's.

But both of them really didn't want the other to find out for fear of being judged to broken up with. They both knew the other would be supportive of their problem of course—but it was still daunting to them.

So when one night, Remus invited Patton over for a movie night, he was nervous of course. He'd been able to avoid movie dates as long as he had—he knew it was inevitable. There was no way he'd be able to hold for an entire movie, even if he didn't have to go before hand.

He thanked his lucky stars that they weren't going to an actual theatre—Patton had absolutely horrible experiences with that kind of thing.

So he just grabbed what he thought he needed for the e night with Remus, that would ultimately turn into a sleepover. He brought two sets of pajamas and two sets of regular clothes..just in case. Extra underwear was a must, because even if he made it to the toilet, he often put it off for too long and soiled his underwear beyond the stage of comfort.

He with his bag packed, he grabbed his apartment keys and locked up, before driving to Remus's house. One thing that still needed discussion in their relationship was if they were going to move in together soon or not—which was a kind of tough decision for them both.

Of course, they loved each other and wanted to spend as many moments as they could together, but if they moved in then the other would have to be made aware of the other's little problems. Especially because Patton's body didn't always wake him up in time, which lead to many night time accidents.

Patton hummed along to the radio to calm his nerves before he finally made it to Remus's house. They lived close enough that the drive was comfortable, but Patton didn't want to push it and opted to use the restroom as soon as he got there.

He finished his business and then began to look for his boyfriend. "Boo!" Remus screamed.

"REMUS!" Patton exclaimed in fear, suddenly very happy that he'd used the bathroom just seconds before—definitely would've been an accident, "don't—don't do that!"

Remus cackled, "sorry b-babe" he said, wiping a tear from his eye, "you should have seen your face! You looked terrified!"

"Well I was! You scared me you jerk!" Patton exclaimed.

"Hey, Pat-Pat, hey i'm sorry hon..."

Patton just crossed his arms and turned away with a pout.

"Patton!" Remus groaned, "I'm sorrryyyyyy!" He exclaimed, slapping him in the face with a vibrator.

"WH-Remus!" Patton blushed—"oh my gosh ew, why does it smell like that?!"

"I just pulled it out" Remus said with a bright smile, "you weren't here to pleasure me, so—"

"OKAY OKAY—movie?" Patton interrupted.

"Oh yeah! I got snacks!" He exclaimed, clapping wildly as he ran off to get the soda's, m&ms and an ungodly amount of popcorn.

"We're watching a good movie this time I promise" Remus said with a mischievous smile, "Gerald's game."

Patton raised a brow, "isn't that a horror movie?"

"It's not even that disturbing!" Remus argued.

Patton sighed "it's based off a book, Virgil read it and told Logan about it. I walked in and he immediately shut up but Logan let the cat out of the bag."

Remus gasped, dropping everything, "oh my god that reminds me I still haven't let the cat out of the bag!" He ran off to his bedroom and took a kitten out of a garbage bag, yeeting the poor thing into the back yard. Patton was horrified.

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Remus had lied to him—this movie was very disturbing. Patton's eyes widened as a scary scene came on. He slowly began to slide into Remus's lap, wriggling around, too into the scene to realize how much soda he had and how badly he had to pee.

He suddenly froze as they cuddled, Remus's folded hands were placed directly on his bulging bladder, pressing down slightly.

Nononno—He could hold it. They movie seemed to be nearly over anyways, it would be okay.

But his bladder was so weak—and it was so hard to hold it. He could feel his control slipping and he could feel the embarrassment rising in his cheeks. He was never going to make it in time—he went to get up but Remus held him firmly in place by the stomach.

He froze again, his breath hitching as he felt his control slip away as he leaked into his jeans. Remus shifted slightly below him, and it put a lot of pressure on his already about to pop bladder. He let out a shuddering sigh, leaning against his boyfriend as he let go. Slowly but surely he began to soak the couch.

He was lost in his panic and he didn't hear when Remus paused the movie or called for Alexa to turn the lights on. All he felt was alone and dejected—and Remus hadn't even reacted yet.

He began to cry as he got Remus's thighs soaked. He got it on Remus. Oh no—"I—I—oh my goodness i'm so gross i'm so sorry Remus I didn't think—I didn't know-" his voice broke and he began to cry all over again.

"Patton, Patton—it's okay!" He said quickly, trying his best not to make the smaller man upset, "Patton, dear, what happened?"

"I—I'm so sorry please don't—please don't be upset! I just—I have this problem—god it's all over you!" Patton wailed, covering his face.

Remus's eyes went wide. Problem? Patton had a problem too? He wondered if he should say anything about his own—reluctantly, he bit his tongue back. He didn't want to say anything.

"Patton, really, it's okay..nothing that you can't fix with a quick shower and-and some...some..new clothes.." Remus trailed off, getting quieter as he did so. He felt it. He had to pee, so bad.

Crap—he couldn't go now—but this was so rare that he felt it before he went!

Patton's body dug into his bladder, causing him to whimper and leak. Patton was confused when he felt the renewal of the warm wetness on the back of his pants, before his eyes shot wide open. He stared at Remus in shock.

"Oh-I—uh, oopsie!" Remus squeaked sheepishly.

"Remus..are you..?" Patton questioned.

Remus just nodded, biting his lip.

He went heavily into his jeans until he finally stopped, looking Patton in the eyes. It was silent for a moment, before Patton cracked a smile and Remus began to snicker.

"We both wet ourselves" Patton giggled.

"Yeah" Remus chuckled. The kissed each other, long and reassuring before Remus turned more serious, "what did you mean when you said you have a problem?"

"I-well, I have a bladder problem. I can't hold my pee that well but I also have random urges to go a lot..and well, it gets hard for me to hold it like a normal person" he admitted reluctantly.

Remus nodded, "I can't really feel when I have to go..it's like, i'll feel nothing buy then randomly wet myself..but like, I can feel it sometimes because it'll randomly just hit me all at once."

"We both have bladder problems" Patton said in realization, grinning.

"Oh my gosh!" Remus smiled, "so my boyfriend has a problem too!"

"Yes! I was sooo worried" Patton chuckled, "and now at least we can relate to each other more!"

Remus huffed out a laugh, "this couch is in rough shape..."

"Oooh.." Patton cringed, "yeah..so are we..wanna shower together?"

Remus perked up like a puppy, "yea! Yes please!"

Patton chuckled, "okay hand me your clothes..i'll put them in the washing machine and you can work on spraying the couch down."

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