A/n: GUYS i'm going to an annual church camp thingy I go to every year so next week from Tuesday-Friday I will not be posting, as the camp will probably take our phones and..well, it's a church camp if i'm using my phone for anything I want it to be for scriptures lolz

This is for fallen_willow_tree

I'll try to finish all the current prompts before next week! 😁

"Hiking?" Remus asked, a blank look on his face, "why?"

"Oh Remus, please?! You have to come with us or it'll be awkward!" Roman groaned, "it'll be fun! You like..nature.." Roman said, unsure.

"No, I like killing snails" Remus deadpanned, "and why do you even want me to come? So that I can be the third wheel watching you eyefuck my childhood best friend?"

"Yes—No!" Roman exclaimed, "exactly, you know him! You love Virgil, not more than I of course, but you know how to joke around! C'mon! Please?" Roman pouted.

Remus shifted around as he thought about it, "how long will we be there?"

"Oh, just a few hours! It's a pretty big trail, a hour or two to the spot and then a hour back! I promise it'll be soooo fun!" Roman pleaded.

Remus sighed, "Fineeeeee" he groaned.

"Yes!" Roman exclaimed, "I'll get everything ready!

Remus sighed, watching his brother run off. This was going to be terrible. Not that he hated Virgil—he did like Virgil. He was his little shy sarcastic emo boi, and they'd been through some shit together. It wouldn't be awkward unless Remus said something to make it awkward. It was just that..well, Remus was kind of sort of..

Well, kind of sort of VERY bladder shy.  He wouldn't have too much of a problem if it was Roman—I mean, they were brothers after all. They were always in each other's business.
There had been times that Remus was beyond desperate for the bathroom, but Roman was in the shower or brushing his teeth or something.

Remus didn't have a problem barging in and pissing there in front of him. But with Virgil there? He was a bit more nervous. He couldn't even use pubic bathrooms if someone was in there or had a chance of hearing him. And he knew the trail had no bathrooms.

He sighed. He'd be okay for a few hours, right? No way he'd have to go that bad.

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Remus woke up with a sigh as he was shaken awake by his annoying ass brother yelling for him to get up for the hike. He groaned and rolled out of bed, gathering his clothes and going to the bathroom to get dressed. He made sure to use the toilet before he left.

He was ushered into the car soon after, grabbing a banana to deep throat for breakfast. They picked up Virgil, who wasn't as nearly as disturbed by the behavior as Roman was surprisingly.

"Roman why did you bring Remus? Three dates and you're so tired of me you're trying to set me up with your brother?" Virgil smirked.

"Wha-I-no!" Roman exclaimed dramatically.

"I'm the third wheel because Roman didn't want to be alone with you for four hours, be said it might be awkward because you're not very good socially and-"

"No!" Roman exclaimed, "I just thought it would be nice to have Remus here for a change!"

Virgil gave him a dry look, the one that says 'I don't believe a word that's coming out of that hole in your face.'

"Fine!" Roman sighed, "I just y'know, was nervous about being alone with you for that long..I thought having someone who we're both familiar with there would ease some tension, you know?"

"This isn't even a date! It was just supposed to be a hang out!" Virgil exclaimed, "but yeah..I almost brought Logan" Virgil admitted with a smirk.

"Oh my gosh you should have!" Roman gasped, "WE COULD HAVE SET REMUS AND LOGAN UP! OH MY GOD!"

Virgil's eyes lit up, "You're right!"

"I'm right here" Remus said.

"...hE ISN'T DENYING THAT HE WANTS TO BE SET UP!"

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After almost making Roman swerve the car into a ditch strangling him and giving Virgil an anxiety attack, they finally parked and got out to hike the trial.

"Wow there's like..nobody here" Virgil said. And it was true, they had the only car in the parking lot.

"Well my Chemically Imbalanced Romance, it is a fairly old place" Roman said, taking his hand and placing a gentle kiss to his knuckles.

"Ugh" Remus groaned, "I thought that you said this wasn't supposed to be a date? Stop doing date shit!"

"Okay okay fine—come on, let's go!" Roman exclaimed, grabbing his duffel bag and strapping it around him. He opened it and threw a water bottle to each of his friends, "it's hot out today guys, stag hydrated. Virgil, that hoodie is going to have to come off sooner or later.."

Virgil sighed, just nodding.

"Look at that!" Remus exclaimed, pointing next to a tree.

"Remus it's just a butterfly" Virgil said with a roll of his eyes.

Roman gasped, "There is no such thing as 'just a butterfly!'" He exclaimed.

Remus cackled and ran over to where the butterfly was, taking it onto his hand and ripping it apart wing from wing.

"REMUS STOP!" Roman screamed, smacking his brother on the shoulder.

"Normal Remus behavior" Virgil scoffed, "he's probably going to wait until it's just barely alive and then bury it in the dirt."

And that's exactly what happened.

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Remus sighed. They had been walking for about two hours and he had to pee so bad. He had drank about three bottles of water and was holding a very uncomfortable amount of liquid in his bladder.

He sighed, knowing that he wouldn't be able to put it off, "guys i'm going to go pee!" He screeched, being as nonchalant as ever.

"Kay" Virgil said uninterested.

"Don't go too far into the woods!" Roman called after him, bending down to look at a colorful flower.

Remus hurried off to a nearby tree where he was hidden from the view of Virgil and Roman. He quickly pulled himself out and tried to relax, but it was no use. He could hear them talking so they'd be able to hear them going—and what if one of them tried to find him?

Oh god what if Virgil heard? He wouldn't be able to live with himself. He tried to force it out of him. He pushed as hard as he could but nothing more than a few spurts came out before he was locked up again.

He even tried pushing on his lower stomach—but it was no use. He couldn't let go. Frustrated, he put himself away and went to rejoin the group.

"You were gone for a while" Roman commented, "do you need toilet paper?"

Virgil snickered and punched Roman on the shoulder, "leave him alone he probably used his hands."

"I didn't this time!" Remus exclaimed truthfully, "and I didn't even poop!"

Roman rolled his eyes "sure..."

Remus's face went beet red because Virgil was right there and they were talking about such private matters such as the bathroom!

"Roman" he whined quietly, "stop.." he mumbled.

Roman's smirk grew, "Oh, Remus" he called out to Virgil, "Look at him, he's so embarrassed..."

Remus stomped his foot, "stop!"

"What's wrong Remus? You have no problem talking about this kind of stuff at home..or literally going while i'm in the bathroom. Your pee face is so funny, here I think I have a picture—"

"STOP!" Remus boomed, before quieting down, "look, we're almost there!" He screamed, beginning to run as if he was batshit crazy up the small hill.

Roman sighed, laying down the picnic blanket and taking their food out, "Virgil I think it's about time you take your hoodie off" Roman said as he took the sandwiches out of the ice cooler, along with some more waters.

  Virgil nodded and took it off, revealing a baggy MCR shirt underneath. He wrapped the hoodie around his waist and chugged some water, "why is it ssooo hot?" He groaned, laying down dramatically.

"Because it's the middle of summer!" Roman chirped, "now come eat your sandwich my love."

"I WANT DORITOS!" Remus screamed as he rummaged through the chip sack.

"REMUS CALM DOWN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME DORITOS JUST STOP!" Roman screeched, shoving Remus away, who fell on his back and whimpered as his bladder pulsed uncomfortably.

"Remus?" Roman asked quietly, "are you okay?"

Virgil looked concerned from the side, trying to stay out of sibling drama.

Remus bit his lip and sat back up quickly, shoving a foot under himself, "Y—Yeah.."

"Did I hurt you?" Roman questioned in guilt.

"No I'm just sad because you won't give me any Doritos" Remus pouted, not willing to admit that he had almost wet himself.

"Okay fine i'll give you some Doritos, just be happy again!" Roman hissed, throwing his brother the entire bag.

Remus smiled and began to munch happily on his snacks, "thanks Roro!"

Virgil smirked, "Roro?"

"Shut up! Say sike right now!" Roman exclaimed.

Remus just smirked and ate his Doritos, far too desperate to even come up with anything disturbing to say or enjoy the chaos he caused by embarrassing Roman.

Eventually, they finished up lunch and had to head out to hike back down the trail.

"I'm going to take a leak before we start walking again" Virgil announced.

"Oh my goodness wait!" Roman exclaimed as he began Yeeting all the picnic stuff back into his bag, "we can pee together!"

"Is this some sort of bonding exercise?" Virgil asked, raising a brow.

"Let's see who can pee the longest" Roman said excitedly, grabbing Virgil's hand and running off into the woods.

Remus took this as an opportunity and quickly made his way to the other side of the woods. He yanked his zipper down and pulled out. He whimpered in pain, "c'mon..just go..." he whispered. But his bladder was too clever—it knew that Remus wasn't at a toilet or a urinal, and it was hyper aware of the fact that Virgil and Roman weren't that far away and they could possibly hear if he went.

He heard them talking after a few minutes and zipped up. He wasn't going to get his relief anytime soon.

"Who peed longer?" Remus asked casually.

"Virgil. He got stage fright for a while and had a really slow stream" Roman smirked.

Virgil scoffed, "shut up!"

"Yeah Roman don't tease him about that" Remus said defensively.

"It was just a joke guys! C'mon! Look up the word joke in the dictionary, okay?" Roman exclaimed, running a hand through his hair, "c'mon—I think the hike down will be much better. It's getting dark so it should be cooling down."

  Remus began to walk with them on shaky legs. Two hours plus a car ride..he would have to be so far beyond the point of holding it by then, right? His bladder shyness would have to go out the window at some point, he couldn't hold it forever.

He continued to walk, leaking heavily as he went. Eventually, he had to stop in his tracks and hold himself. He couldn't hold it anymore. He looked up to see Virgil and Roman preoccupied with some sort of animal.

Slowly, he began to walk backwards. He quickly turned around and began to run in the other direction, hoping to pee quickly and get back before they even noticed he had left. His foot got caught on a tree branch though, and he went hurdling face first towards the ground.

He yelped as he fell on his stomach, gasping harshly. He felt a warm wetness spread between his crotch and he froze in shock and humiliation.

Virgil and Roman whipped around. After seeing the problem, Roman began to laugh so hard he started crying, and Virgil looked concerned, "Remus, are you okay?" He questioned.

Remus quickly scrambled up, looking wide eyed at Virgil, who looked shocked when he noticed that Remus had piss spraying violently down his legs. His eyes filled with tears as he sprinted in the opposite direction.

"Roman! Why did you laugh at him?!" Virgil exclaimed, smacking him with his water bottle.

"OW! I'm sorry, he isn't usually so sensitive!" Roman pouted.

Virgil chewed him out for a while, before realizing that Remus hadn't come back, "okay now i'm getting kinda worried—let's go look for him, he can't be that far away" Virgil said, grabbing Roman and forcing him along.

They found him sitting down and crying with his back against a tree, and Virgil's heart began to clench. In all his years of knowing Remus he had never cried like that.

Roman noticed that Remus had wet himself and was sitting in a puddle, and snickered a bit, "bro, you wet yourself?"

Remus jumped, startled at them, and his lip began to quiver. Virgil glared at Roman, before he went to go sit down next to him, "Remus..what happened?"

Remus looked down, wiping his nose, "I'm..I'm bladder shy" he mumbled, "I tried to go twice already but i just-I just couldn't....it wouldn't come out."

Roman raised a brow, "you're bladder shy? Remus I-i'm so sorry I had no idea."

Remus sighed, "not in front of you..we're brother's it's different, we're always in those types of situations where we both need to use the bathroom for different things. But Virgil—I dunno I was just shy I guess..it was intimidating."

"Virgil? Intimidating? Look at him, he's so adorable!" Roman cooed, making Virgil hiss.

Virgil gave Remus a hug, "Rem, you know i'll never judge you for this. I'm sorry that you felt this way."

Remus hugged back, "no" he sniffled, "it wasn't you—it was just me, i've always been this way."

Roman big his lip, "i'm so sorry for laughing Remus, I shouldn't have been so insensitive."

"It's not okay. You're a bitch" Remus pouted.

Roman handed him some Doritos with a smirk and Remus just sighed, "you're forgiven."

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