A/n: Guys I swear i'm not basic—

(I picked Roman as Virgil's caregiver and Janus as Patton's)

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For little_pupcup 🥰🥰🥰

I wrote this all at once and didn't read it back over so let's hope it's somewhat good

"Oh, Virgil!" Roman sung, "my love, where are you?"

He heard a giggle from the blanket closet and smirked, "how will I ever find him?" The giggles intensified as he got closer. He ripped the closet open, "gotcha!" He reached down and tickled Virgil. The little let out a full on belly laugh and fell onto his back.

"Daddy, stop! That tickles!" He cried.

Roman giggled, "okay, okay" he said, "why are you hiding, bud? Don't you want to go see Pat?"

Virgil shrunk in on himself, but nodded. He brought his hand to his house and gnawed on his thumb, "Patton's daddy is scary."

Roman sighed fondly. When Virgil was big him and Janus were the best of friends, but when he was little he got a little nervous because of how classy Janus was. They teased him relentlessly over it when he was big.

"Well, you know Janus is very kind, don't you? And he has a huuuuge yard that you and Patton can play in! With plenty of spots for hide and seek. And he always brings you snacks" Roman said.

Virgil shrugged, "But what if I do something wrong? Like...touch something? Or break something? Or get dirty footprints in his house?"

"Well, Virgil you have to remember that he has a little of his own. Those kinds of things happen every day, accidents. Just ask Remus, he is one" he joked.

"Huh?" Virgil asked.

"Nothing, just. Forget I said that" Roman said quickly. If Virgil was big he would have slapped the white out of him.

Virgil nodded, a little confused.

"There are simple solutions to your worries. If you just don't touch anything that looks important or expensive then you won't break it. If you take your shoes off before entering the house, or if you wipe your shoes on the welcome mat, then you won'y get dirty footprints anywhere" Roman explained.

"Okay, Daddy. We can go now, I want to see Patton!" Virgil chirped.

"Alrighty then! Let's get in the car!" Roman yelled dramatically, scooping Virgil up and throwing him over his shoulder, which made the other burst into giggled, "Onward! To sir Patton's humble establishment!"

"Onward!" Virgil cried through his laughter as Roman sped out of the house.

Forgetting two things.

One, his car keys, darn it, he had to go all the way back inside to get them—

And two, he didn't take his shy little who was afraid of the person'a house they were going to to the bathroom before a long car ride.

Whoopsie daisy.

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"Are we there yet?" Virgil groaned.

And Roman was happy to finally be able to say yes after about forty seven frustrated 'no's' in a row. He was kind of upset, honestly he kinda wanted to make it to fifty.

"We are now baby, look" Roman said, pointing to the pristine white fences that surrounded Janus's house.

"Patton! Patton! Patton!" Virgil chanted, taking off his seatbelt and bolting out of the car before Roman was even in the driveway.

"Virgil!" Roman yelled.

The other giggled and ran up to p̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ knock on the door.

It opened within two seconds. It was Janus.

Virgil immediately clasped his hands tog wet her and looked down, fidgeting, "hello mr. patton's dad."

Janus smirked. Virgil was so adorable and so funny like this, "welcome, Roman's little. It looks like someone got out of the car early." He raised his voice so that Roman could hear "Do come in, I love when he gets mad."

Roman rolled his eyes and made his way to the front door. He put an arm around Virgil.

Virgil shook his head, "I don't. He's scary when he's mad. He yells really loud and makes me cry" he said absentmindedly.

Janus raised a brow at Roman, whose eyes widened in shock.

"Virgil, what?!" Roman sputtered.

Virgil giggled, "ha! That was funny did you see your faces?"

Roman rolled his eyes and lightly shoved him, "get outta here with that."

"Patton's already in the backyard, dear. Roman and I will be in here gossiping about you" Janus said.

"Okay, bye bye!" He yelled, darting through the house and into the backyard. They heard a distant scream, "PATTON!"

"VIRGIL!"

They chuckled to themselves, "Aren't they adorable?" Janus questioned.

"Very" Roman smiled.

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An hour went by quickly for the two littles, who were very excited to see each other again. Virgil was so excited in fact, that he kept on pushing back his need to pee in favor of playing games with Patton.

Besides, he knew that if he went inside he'd be spotted and one of the adults would ask him where he was going. Or they would think that he was snooping, and he really didn't want to have to tell anyone because that was embarrassing.

"Hey Virgil!" Patton cried from across the yard.

"Yeah!?" Virgil yelled.

"Wanna play hide and seek?!" Patton screamed.

Virgil gasped, "yes, yes yes yes!"

"Horayyy!" Patton cried, sprinting over to Virgil, "okay—i'll count and you can hide! Hide really good, okay?"

Virgil nodded rapidly, and Patton went inside to count. Virgil was quick to run around the yard to look for a good spot. And there were plenty of spots to hide. Behind the shed, deep into the garden's flower bed, behind the side of the house—Patton had a really big yard!

He crept around, looking for a place where Patton wouldn't be able to find him. He spotted four large bushes and was quick to dive into them. He giggled when he was pricked by the sticks, and settled down. He became quiet, listening intently for Patton.

He heard the back door open and close, then he heard Patton's pitter patter footsteps on the concrete of the porch, and then onto the grass. He curled in on himself and bit his lip.

"Virgil~" Patton sung, "where are you?"

Virgil tapped his feet nervously. He was starting to think that he should have gone to the potty before starting the game. He had to go really bad, but he couldn't get out now! He didn't want to lose the game!

He whimpered. It was starting to get really bad though.

He heard Patton's voice scream from right outside the bushes. He gasped and jumped before going completely still and silent. He heard Patton stop too, "Virgil?"

He placed a hand over his mouth and his eyes went wide. He felt a burst of warmth from a leak, and he it wasn't a small one either— his pants were getting wet.

"Boo!" Patton screamed pulling the bushes apart to reveal Virgil.

He screamed, "Patton!" Patton laughed at him and stretched out a hand to help him up. Virgil took it, whimpering as he stood. He took a step to walk out of the bushes but gasped and doubled over, digging his hands in his crotch.

"Virgil?!" Patton asked, watching as his friends pants became darker and pee began to stream down his legs and make a small puddle in the grass, before soaking slowly into the dirt.

Patton turned on his heel and ran into the house, "DADDY! DADDY DADDY DADDY!"

Janus jumped up, "what?! What happened?"

"Virgil's having an accident!" Patton cried, grabbing his daddy's hand, "come help him!"

Roman shot off of the couch and darted outside, "Virgil?! Sweetheart, where are you?"

He heard Virgil's soft cries and rounded the corner of the house. Virgil had tears running down his cheeks and a bright pink blush on his face, "daddy i'm sorry! I didn't mean too!"

Janus came around as well, "Virgil?"

He began to cry harder, "i'm sorry for peeing on your bushes!"

"What? Virgil, dear, I don't care about the bushes" Janus told him, "it's okay, really."

Virgil sniffled and Roman came a little closer, "baby, what happened?"

"We were playing hide n' seek and I didn't wanna lose!" Virgil cried.

Roman sighed, "baby..."

"I have some clothes that might fit you" Janus said, "how about Patton takes you inside and gets you to the bathroom while me and Roman go find some clothes?"

Janus nodded and Patton took him inside, "it's okay Virgil, accidents happen! I have them too!"

Roman smirked, "We are so teasing him when he's big again, right?"

"He's going to be humiliated. Let's do it."

A/n: Short one to keep ya'll tame 😆

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