A/n: Don't worry guys, i'm not breaking my own rules(yet😶😶😶😶)this won't have like, actual smut? Or does it? I DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SMUT 😭😭 okay, There will be kinky activity tho.

For urdadlolz123 TYSM forrrrthe request😩🤩✌️

Guys i'm guilty of falling into the trap of Fanon(uwu)Virgil😮‍💨it's just so fun to make him into a fragile smol bean lmao

So I shall redeem myself and make him sarcastic emo skater boi

Virgil rolled his eyes and flipped Roman the bird as he yet again began to tease/borderline make a move on him and Logan, "you aren't funny."

"I think i'm hilarious" Roman smirked, balancing a football on his head.

"Well we aren't laughing" Logan said dryly, shutting his locker as he grabbed his books.

"Pfft" Roman said with a roll of his eyes, opening his own locker and quickly putting a small but thick looking notebook inside, "well of course you aren't laughing. You don't have any emotions at all. You're like a robot, you wouldn't know joy if it slapped you in the back of the head."

"I can assure you, I know joy" he said, a soft smile on his face as he took Virgil's hand.

Virgil scoffed, "you sap—"

"That was adorable" Roman said, slowly trying to slip himself between them.

The final bell finally rung, signifying that they could leave the school. Roman quickly stopped what he was doing, and grabbed his football off his head, "gotta go to practice! Bye nerd, bye emo!" He exclaimed, slapping both of them on the foreheads as he ran past.

"That prick" Virgil mumbled, closing his own locker and about to walk off with Logan when he noticed something. "Lo. Look."

Logan glanced over, "ah." Roman's locker was open a crack.

Virgil crept over and opened it up some more.

"Virgil should we really—"

"Shhh" Virgil said, digging around inside, "come on, son't be such a whore in the mud."

Logan sighed, "okay."

Virgil saw something placed on top of the first shelf, and bent down. It was the book Roman had. On the front, it said "Roman's Diary" in big, fancy font. He rolled his eyes, "jeez. Couldn't have made it more obvious."

"So...We are taking his diary?" Logan questioned simply.

"Yes, what do you think I was doing?" Virgil grinned evilly, flipping through the diary, "this is amazing. Come on, if we get to school early enough we can put it back before he even realized that it was gone!"

"Don't you think this is a little risky? This is stealing."

Virgil rolled his eyes, "no, doofus, this is borrowing. For someone who can get a full scholarship to any university he wants, you sure are dumb."

"I will pretend that I didn't hear that, because I know how smart I am. Plus, even if it is borrowing, it's still an intentional invasion of privacy."

"But this is our chance, Logan! Think of how humiliated he would be when he found out that his most tormented victims know his deepest, darkest secrets!" Virgil whisper-yelled.

Logan sighed, pushing on Roman's locker until it was opened just a crack, "alright, fine. But let's hurry up and get on the bus before we're caught."

"Alright, though if we get caught, I was not a part of this" Logan chimed in.

"Okay dweeb, let's just go, we're going to miss out bus, dude" Virgil said as he grabbed Logan's wrist and began to run down the hallway with him.

"You're a bigger dweeb then me, you're the one who read heart stopper seven ti—"

"IT'S A GOOD BOOK, OKAY?! Virgil exclaimed.

"And why are we running in the halls? Someone could get hurt!"

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"Okay this is kind of fun" Logan said excitedly, peering at the small book Virgil was holding.

"See? Told you. Live a little, Logan. Be dangerous" he smirked, flipping off the bus driver who told Logan that he couldn't get off at Virgil's stop.

"This is coming from the same guy who refused to ride on a merry go round—"

Virgil interrupted, "that was a long time ago!"

"—last week?" Logan finished.

"Ugh, whatever, just—come on, up to my room we go."

Virgil walked into his house and saw his mom knitting something on the couch as if she was an old lady or something, "hello mama" he said, walking over and flicking her hat off her head.

"You asshole" she smirked, "hello to you too. And Logan. What are you two up to?"

"Evil things. Very evil things" he said with his best maniac laugh impression.

"That was horrible, you should go up to your room and analyze every decision you've made today that lead you up to this moment" she joked.

"Oh you know I was gonna do that anyways. See ya old lady" He said, "come on Logan we have important evil business to attend to."

He simply nodded and followed him up the stairs, "how do you get away with treating your mother like that?"

Virgil raised a brow, "you don't treat your mom like that? You're missing out. Don't worry, this is just how we joke."

"You knocked her hat off of her head and then called her an old lady, which is incorrect, forty isn't that old—"

"Logan, it's all just jokes don't worry, we do love each other. Now, let's read this diary!" He flipped to the first page.

'My dearest diary' Virgil read it aloud dramatically, 'today was another wonderful day at school! I got wonderful grades on all of my assignments, got compliments from the football coach, and even got to teasing Logan and Virgil again! They're both nerds, but they're hot nerds. I simply can't keep away!"

Virgil scoffed, "this must not be his first diary. And of course he has a crush on us, I knew it."

Logan smirked, "maybe we should start teasing back until the sexual tension grows to be too much."

"And either we catch feelings or we break his heart..Logan, you're a genius!"

"I know" he smirked.

They read through a few more pages, snickering at everything they found, from secrets to embarrassing stories. They flipped through a few more before Virgil skimmed over another page and an evil grinch smirk grew on his face, "Holy words I cannot say because my mom would kill me" he muttered.

"What is it? A good one?" Logan questioned, perking up at Virgil's reaction to the page.

"A great one, in fact...'Dear Diary'" he began, "I no longer can keep this secret to myself. It's been taking over my life, really. I'm having fantasies. I'm having to watch..videos and read stories. I can't hold on..hah, hold on. Puns—to this secret any longer. I have a piss kink."

"WHAT?!" Logan boomed, "I—he's joking. He has to he joking—this is all just one big elaborate prank. The pristine, perfect, never lets anything dirty touch him Roman had a PISS kink?!"

Virgil cackled, "oh it gets better!"

'I've had so many dreams where i've been pissed on, where I was the one pissing on someone else. Where I was degraded and forced to drink someone else's piss. Where I was tied up and forced to hold it until I reached my limit, and still wasn't allowed to go..I wants these dreams to become a reality. The amount of piss porn i've watched and read has been unreal.'

"I'm going to cry if you keep reading this" Logan said, "this is too good."

"Logan, trust me I am well beyond the point of crying...I think i'm going to crap my pants" Virgil joked, "oh my gosh, get a load of this!" He continued to read.

'I've been drinking loads of water and forcing myself to hold it. I've been exercising with a full bladder, doing dishes with one...going to bed with one and then waking up wet or pissing myself running to the bathroom. I love wetting myself in my clothes, unable to hold it..in public it's so good..I often hold all day at school. It's so hard at football practice to hold it in and i've almost pissed myself so many times. It's easy to tell when i'm doing an all day holding. I'll just drink and drink and drink..but I wave people off and tell them I must stay hydrated for football."

"We have to use this against him. This is too good not to do" Logan said.

Virgil snickered, "I knew you'd come around. That's the end of the piss entry—i'm sure he mentions it a few more times...what should we do about this?"

"Piss party?" Logan asked with a smirk.

Virgil raised a brow, "what?"

"How about on a day where we notice him drinking excessive amounts of water we do the same? Get desperate. Not too much—we want to have the upper hand, of course" Logan said.

"I actually kinda like this plan-but why do we need full bladders?" Virgil questioned.

"To make his fantasy come true" Logan smirked.

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The next day, the two got to school very early to put the book back because they knew that Roman got to school early as well, so they had to beat him there.

"He wants to pound us" Virgil said simply as he put the diary in the locker. They had read the rest of the diary and there was so much about them in there, "he wrote out in extreme detail a particular fantasy he had where he altered between us, double dicking, he has an obsession, and i'm kind of scared honestly" he snorted, "oh my gosh, he thinks he's a top, that's cute."

"I agree. He gives off.." he pulled out a vocab card, "extreme bottom energy..what? These cards get very interesting."

Virgil smiled, "the piss fantasy he wrote, remember?"

Logan shivered, "Yes. I am quite afraid. He seems to think of himself as a switch. In that one he wanted us to control him and tell him when and where he could use the restroom, ending with him wetting himself, you pissing down his throat, and me pissing all over his face and body."

"Damn this is going to be messy. It seems kinda hot though. If I have a piss kink at the end of this I might cry" Virgil said.

"I am not usually one for such extreme emotions but samesies."

Once they put the diary back, they just hung out in the hallways next to their lockers that were. Conveniently placed next to Roman's.

Virgil snapped to get Logan's attention. When he looked up he jabbed his thumb in Roman's direction. He was walking towards his locker while gulping was gulping down a huge bottle of water. They smirked at each other and cracked open their own bottles. This was going to be a long day.

"Hey losers" Roman said as he opened his locker.

Virgil winked to Logan. He slammed shut Roman's locker and looked him in the eyes. He flipped his bangs back and pulled them away from his eyes, "hey..Roman" he said lowly. He smirked and looked him up and down, very happy at the effect his slightly deep voice had on Roman.

"Uh-woah, um. Where did this come from?" Roman asked sheepishly.

"Oh, you stud..you haven't noticed? I'm really into you..You're really cute..and god, all that teasing you do..makes me and Logie just fall apart" he said casually, one hand on Roman's chest and the other on the locker beside his head. Their faces were mere inches apart.

"L-Logan too?" Roman whispered, quickly becoming weak at the knees.

"Oh yeah. How couldn't we be?" Virgil questioned, "you're so..."

"So—what?" Roman asked quietly.

"Well..meet us in building five's bathroom after your football practice and you'll find out" he smirked.

Roman smiled, "O-Okay!" He exclaimed, heading off to class when the bell rung, "see you then!"

"God, he's stupid" Virgil said, shaking his head.

"How are you so good at that?" Logan questioned.

"You know better than anyone that i've had practice" Virgil said, pecking him on the cheek.

"This is so mean. I love it."

"Exactly."

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"I need to pee so bad" Logan whispered to Virgil as they walked into their last class, "like, I would have gone hours ago any other day."

Virgil nodded in agreement, "how does Roman do this? It's very uncomfortable.."

"Maybe he has a pain kink too" Logan shrugged, "or perhaps it's the aspect of control. I can see how he would like the feeling."

"Don't tell me you like it?" Virgil said in shock.

"I—um. I don't know" Logan said with a blush as he pulled out his textbook and sat down next to Virgil, "i'm just saying that the experience isn't..all bad."

"Yeah, same I just wanted to see you blush. It's kinda arousing but like also I really just want to go pee" Virgil said.

"Boys, could you stop discussing your piss kinks so that I can start my class? Or would you like a discipline form for interruption?" Their teacher asked.

"First of all, the bell hasn't even rung yet, and second of all, can you stop listening to underage boys talk about their kinks? You're all the way across the room dude, why are you listening that intently? So let's just pretend you didn't hear that. Or would you prefer if I tell the principal that I saw you eating out his wife in the teacher's lounge after she dropped off his lunch?" Virgil questioned, quirking an eyebrow.

The class 'oooooh'ed as she blushed, beginning to stammer, "I—I—you have no proof—"

He took out his phone and yawned, "wanna bet? Oh, and there's a camera in the vents in the teacher's lounge too.."

She stayed silent, as did the class. He propped his feet up on the desk and looked at his nails as the bell rung, "Didn't think so."

"I—uhm. C-class!" She stammered, clearing her throat, "textbook, page 467, questions 5-17 and 20-33."

With that, she sat down at her desk and the class began to giggle and whisper.

"How did you not just piss yourself?" Logan whispered.

"I don't know" Virgil said, "but that was fun"

"I have no idea where you get your confidence from" Logan sighed.

"I don't have confidence, I have an attitude" he quipped, "now how in the fresh hell do you do this math?"

"Well" Logan sighed, "first you take the equation and—"

"Oh Logan" Virgil smirked, "you simple fool. I meant, do it for me."

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It was honestly hot for Virgil to see the usually stoic, composed Logan so, so desperate to piss that he could barely focus on his assignments. All he could do was squirm in his seat and cross his legs, letting out quiet, low whimpers of need.

Virgil was no better off, but still—it was so arousing. He felt like teasing Logan a little bit, but that would have to be saved for another day..he didn't want to use up all of his material when this was all about humiliating Roman.

They did their assignments the best they could, and when the bell rung they immediately gathered their things and ran off to building 5's bathroom to hide out until Roman got out of football practice.

"Why did you pick building five?" Logan asked curiously, "it's a very..confusing building. The hallways are like mazes."

"It's the closest one to the football field first of all, and second of all" Virgil said as they walked in, "it's the hugest bathroom, and the stall at the very end is the biggest one in the school..plenty of room for this activity. Oh! Also, it's the closest to the student parking lot, so quick exit."

"Hm. Perhaps you are more intellectual then I thought" Logan teased.

"Gosh, you are such a nerd" Virgil snorted, "ooooh and I have to pee so bad and these toilets are not helping."

"Tell me about it" Logan sighed in response, "I stalked his Facebook page though, and it appears that football practice has an early release today, so that's fortunate."

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Roman had to pee. He had to pee very badly. But that had been his plan since he got to school—he was going to get very desperate to pee, and when he couldn't hold it anymore, preferably when he got home, he was going to hop in the shower and wet himself in his clothes. Perfect.

However, there was a small kink in his plan now that Virgil and Logan had told him very suggestively to meet him in building five's restroom. He was anticipating it so bad and he could hardly wait to get there. He hoped he wouldn't absolutely humiliate himself in front of them, but still he wasn't going to stop his fun just for that.

So when football practice came to an end, (goodness, it was so hard to nurse such a full bladder while being tackled and roughed up, a loud whistle blowing and the coach yelling at him..he was positively hard, a bulge forming against his uniform) he made his way to the restroom that Virgil had told him to meet in.

He was beyond confused when he saw them leaning against the wall, smirks adorning their faces as they beckoned him over. He was confused because of two words from Logan, "desperate, Prince?"

"I—I, um. Excuse me?" He spluttered, stumbling over his words and shifting on his feet.

Logan rolled his eyes, "oh please, it's so painfully obvious..let me guess. You've been holding it in all day? Haven't had a chance to relieve yourself?" He tsked and backed Roman into the stall. Virgil followed behind and locked the stall's door.

"What are you two doing?" Roman chuckled nervously.

"Well..we wanted to play a game. If you'd allow us to" Virgil said. Obviously he wanted consent. Even though Roman was a prick and borderline assaulted them on a day to day basis, weather it was suggestive touches or teasing—he didn't want to engage in any kind of sexual activity unless all parties consented.

"What..what kind of game?" Roman asked.

Virgil smirked, "Logan and I have been desperate all day. Just for you. Drink after drink as we waited and waited for the final bell to ring..we wanted to get as full as possible, and help you to live out your fantasy. I'll piss in your pretty little mouth, Logan will degrade you as he pisses down your face and chest. And you, my dear will just sit there and take it all. Watch us have out relief. But you can't have yours..."

"Well, not unless you want to make a mess of yourself" Logan chimed in, "oh how humiliating that would be..the strong, fearless Roman Prince, whimpering beneath the two school losers while he pisses himself helplessly. In public, no less. So, what do you say?"

Roman's mouth went dry upon hearing all of this, "what..is this a joke..? How did you.." he murmured in disbelief.

"A little birdy told me you had a piss kink. And if this goes well..maybe we will too" Logan said simply.

"I—yes, of course, let's do this!" Roman said with excitement in his voice.

"Patience is a virtue, Roman" Logan smirked as he stepped forward, "i've been holding all day for you. I have to piss so badly, Roman" he said, "may I piss all over you?"

"Yes..y-god, yes, Logan" Roman said, "please."

Logan hummed, "i'm not so sure you want this badly enough. Surely, a pretty little mouth like yours knows how to beg?"

"Master" Roman whined, "I need you so badly, please I want you to call me a little whore while your piss down my chest..please, please, please!"

"Strip for me" Logan said simply, "shirt off. Go on, show us those abs you've worked so hard for."

Roman nodded and took off his shirt. Logan put a hand on his chest and pushed him down to the floor. He used his elbows to hold himself up and whimpered.

Logan pulled his leaking cock out of his pants and hovered it over Roman. He began to piss violently, smirking as Roman gasped in shock when it splattered all on his face and dripped down his cheeks. He shifted and began to aim for Roman's neck, the sound deafening in the room as the golden streams rolled down his neck, creating small pools on the floor as it dripped down his chest and onto the ground.

Eventually his aim went for the middle of his chest, and his hot piss cascaded down to Roman's stomach, leaving him a glistening, soaking wet mess. He moaned loudly, "oh you whore" Logan chastised at the defiling noise, "you really like this, don't you?"

Roman moaned out a 'god, yes!' As Logan continued. He squirmed beneath him, because he had to pee so badly.

As Logan's stream tampered off, and he shook off his last droplets onto Roman's face, there was barely any time to process before Virgil was ordering him to open his mouth. And open it he did.

Virgil ordered Roman to get on his knees, and like an obedient puppy, he did, looking up eagerly at Virgil, who was so horribly desperate and horny after watching Logan do that to Roman.

He pulled his dick out as Logan put his away, "aim or suck?" He asked.

"Suck please, sir" Roman said submissively.

"Good" Virgil said, putting his full cock in Roman's mouth and releasing himself inside. He pissed full force, giving Roman no break as he growled at him to swallow it all.

Roman lapped up the piss greedily, moaning deeply as he choked. Piss flowed from the corners of his mouth and dripped down his chin—it was all too much to handle. He himself was full to the brim and could barely focus on his suck job.

"Mph please" he moaned through swallows of the warm, salty liquid.

When Virgil eventually ran out of piss, he asked, "please what?"

And Roman, a blushing, soaked and flustered mess on the floor below, asked "please, may I piss? I have to go so, so bad!" And he was out of breath, breathing shakily, barely able to hold himself up.

They saw the obvious bulge in Roman's pants, he was so turned on by this. But they also saw another bulge. Roman's bladder was completely and utterly distended, full to the brim. Logan leaned down and placed a gentle hand on it, tickling teasingly, "Oh, right" he said obliviously, as if he had forgotten, "you have to go too, hmm?"

Roman nodded eagerly, and Virgil chuckled, "really? How badly?"

"So, so badly. Please, I-I feel myself leaking! Please!"

"Please what? Finish your sentences" Virgil said sweetly.

"Please, may I pee?" He asked in a desperate tone, "I really can't hold it!"

Virgil made a noise that Roman couldn't quite decipher, and Logan spoke up, "I really thought more highly of you Roman. Perhaps that was my mistake. Well, if you are really unable to hold your bladder any longer, than go on. Make a mess of yourself."

And the was all the permission Roman needed before he was violently going in his jeans, soaking himself very thoroughly as he moaned and whimpered, "T—that feels so good!" He whined, a puddle slowly growing beneath him.

Logan and Virgil whispered soft praises to Roman as he went, telling him how good he was for them, and how proud they were that he had been able to hold on so long.

And Roman began to cry, overstimulated from the whole thing as he finished up wetting himself. It was silent as he finished before he said, "thank you guys" and wiped his eyes.

"No problem" Virgil smirked, "we so need to do this again. That really was amazing."

"Yes, I agree" Logan said, "this was actually rather fun."

"So what does that make us? Enemies with benefits?" Roman joked.

"I guess so" Logan said, giving Virgil a glance that said 'holy hell he's better than we thought we need to look into a poly relationship—'

"Want a ride home?" Roman asked awkwardly.

"Oh yeah we didn't think that far" Virgil chuckled.

"Actually, want to come hang at my house?" Logan said, "my parents aren't home. Maybe we could give you a bath or something to reward you for how good you were."

"You're full of it" Roman scoffed, "but that would be nice.."

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Yeah, they all had sex in Roman's bathtub. And Logan was right in his hypothesis.

Roman was such a bottom.

A/n: Lord help me not fall down the path of writing smut again lmao

I hope this was worth the wait. Now, shall we ignore my sin and get back to our regularly schedules program of hurt/comfort piss stories with too much plot?

I feel like after my last book got deleted for sexual content I might as well make at least one sexual pissfic to rub it in wattpad's face obviously🙄🙄🙄

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