A/n: Ya'll, this is my last day at home before I go to church camp, and it's JUST MY LUCK that none of the toddlers are over today.

Anyways this one is for Cry_me_a_river16 thank you!

Logan stared at the prototype for his nanny bot. It...was practically perfect. Sure, he needed to make it look better, make it look real, but its functions and everything were amazing, it moved so smoothly, it could speak clearly, and it was smart enough to make its own decisions.

He of course needed to make it look more welcoming. It was a nanny bot for children. If he left it looking the way it did, he'd scare all the kids off.

"You actually did it!" Roman squealed, poking the bot. Logan flinched, having forgotten Roman was there altogether, "You know, I really doubted you in the beginning, but now that you've proven yourself—this is so cool!" He bounced up and down, hopping on the counter next to the bot, where he swung his legs back and forth.

"Roman!" Logan hissed, recovering from the shock, "don't touch it! This is the most successful i've gotten with the prototypes so far. I don't want to take any chances of this going wrong, got it?"

Roman rolled his eyes indignantly, though nodded. He knew how hard Logan had worked for this, not just for the nanny bot, but for the company he'd made it for. He was excited for his friend, and didn't want to do anything to mess up all the hard work. He felt honored that he was even allowed in the same room as the nanny bot.

"Eeeek!" Roman squealed, clapping his hands rapidly as the nanny bot began to move towards him, "this thing is awesome!"

"Counter is not safe for baby" The bot said upon approaching him, rolling over and picking Roman up, "time to get down."

Roman froze in shock when he realized he was being manhandled by a robot, and Logan dropped his screwdriver, drawing in an amazed breath as he ran his hand through his hair.

Logan laughed, "this is incredible! It can recognize the dangers! Of course, I need to make the voice a little more welcoming, and make it speak more properly and less like a robot, but—"

"Logan!" Roman cried, "it thinks i'm a baby!"

Logan snapped out of it and frowned, "oh no...it can't tell the difference between adults and children?"

"I will return you to your father" the nanny bot said, disposing Roman next to Logan. It patted Roman's hair softly, "good baby. Go play."

Logan furrowed his brows in thought for a moment, "perhaps your behaviors makes it view you as a child?—" Logan smirked. This would make a great experimental process, "actually...how do you feel about being my guinea pig?"

Roman raised a brow, "I...do not like where this is going."

"Oh, come on Roman, just for a few days? All experiments need tests!" Logan tried.

"Wait—no. I am not going to pretend to be a baby" Roman said as he picked up on Logan's train of thought.

"Please?" Logan asked.

"No" Roman said automatically.

Logan thought for a moment, "i'll pay you."

"...Fine" Roman sighed, "is it safe?"

"Very" he replied automatically, "i've wired the nanny bot to be the perfect companion and caretaker for children."

"You've obviously never read a Five Nights At Freddy's book" Roman said flatly.

"Roman, those books are purely fictional and—dare I say? Purely cringe" Logan retorted.

Roman gasped in offense, "how dare you mock the childhood of thousands? Virgil will be hearing about this!"

Logan huffed, "just come on, let's start with the experiment."

It started off normal. The nanny bot was trying to get Roman to play with toys.

"Baby, do you want some blocks? I can get your pacifier and juice as well if you'd like" the bot said helpfully, already rolling away before Roman could even answer, "stay right there."

Roman looked extremely confused, so Logan smirked as he leaned on his lab counters, "she didn't wait for a response because babies can't talk. Try to speak as little as possible."

Roman just nodded, petrified. He wasn't kidding about the five nights at freddy's, he was terrified of offending the nanny bot. He took note of the fact that Logan referred to the bot with female pronouns that time.

When the bot returned, it demanded Roman to drink the juice from the bottle, which he did with no complaints. It was apple juice, and he was happy to run Logan dry of his juice resources.

After he had his juice, he popped in the pacifier and began to build a block tower. He was actually getting pretty
into it, when the bot interrupted.

"Stop playing, baby. It's time to eat" the bot said sweetly with a bowl of oatmeal.

Roma glanced down to his phone that had just pinged.

Logam: Put your acting skills to use. Throw a tantrum about not wanting to eat. I'd like to see how the bot responds.

Roman was pretty sure(?) that Logan would stop the bot if it got angry and tried to kill him, so nodded.

"No" Roman said angrily, before flailing his body and kicking his legs, "No! NO! No food, no eat, yucky! Yuck yuck yuck!"

"Baby, I understand it looks nasty, but it actually tastes really yummy, okay?" The nanny bot asked, "here comes the airplane" she sung.

Logan wrote something down on his clipboard and gave Roman a thumbs up, signaling that he got enough information. So, Roman opened his mouth and allowed himself to be spoon fed from a robot.

He played after that for about thirty more minutes, and Logan was getting ready to wrap up the experiment, when the Robot spoke again.

"Baby has had a lot of juice. You are squirming. I must put you in a diaper before you have an accident" she told him, leaving to get a diaper.

Roman's eyes widened, "no, Logan, I can't."

"Come on, for science?" Logan pleaded. At this point, he knew the nanny bot could change a diaper but he thought it would he hilarious to embarrass Roman.

"Hm" he thought, "I mean, who else can say they got their diaper changed by a hot robot?"

"Hot?!" Logan cried.

"Logan. You gave that nanny bot a sick pair of knockers—"

"You. Are. Gay!" Logan hissed.

"Come here, baby. Diaper time" The nanny bot chimed in.

Roman laid down, "don't look, I have to spare my dignity. I'll do this. For science."

The bot made quick work of taking off Roman's pants and underwear, before patching on the diaper. The thick material felt weird against his legs and he cringed when he sat up and it rubbed him the wrong way.

"Okay..it's on" Roman said awkwardly, and Logan turned around.

They just stood there for a few minutes, Roman squirming back and forth. Was he really about to pee himself on purpose?

"Baby has not used diaper" the bot said, "the line is still yellow. The line should be blue. Diaper should be full by now" The nanny bot said worriedly, "baby is sick. Must help baby!"

"No!" Roman yelped, "not sick! Just—"

"Shy?" The nanny bot supplied, "it's okay. Come here, you can do it."

Roman had never been more humiliated in his life as Logan laughed at him from across the room. A robot was trying to coax him into peeing in a diaper.

He crossed his arms and pulled his legs up to himself.

He closed his eyes as his cheeks tinted a nice shade of red. He exhaled through his nose as he let out a long, warm spurt into the diaper. He cut his stream off as soon as he felt it.

Cautiously, he continued, worrier that the diaper would overfill—but it didn't. The material expanded under the weight of his urine. After a few minutes he opened his eyes again, "I'm uh, done" he blushed.

The robot attempted a nod, "good baby. I knew you could do it."

Roman stood up at the Robot's command, feeling the diaper's weight sag beneath him.

"My, my. What a full diaper" the robot said at the dark yellow fabric, "let's change before you get a rash."

Logan laughed as the robot put Roman on the floor, "i'll pay you double, that was thoroughly entertaining. I can turn it off now and you can go change yourself if you want."

"Heck no!" Roman cried, "I did not just pee myself for no reason! I will get changed by hot robot mom!"

"Nanny" Logan corrected, rolling his eyes fondly.

Roman waved a hand, "tomato potato, who cares it's basically the same thing."

"Don't backtalk your daddy" the nanny bot said seriously.

Both men blushed, before Roman snickered, finding humor in the situation, "sorry daddy."

Logan scoffed, "don't let it happen again" he teased.

A/n: What would your family say if they knew you read this book?💀😭

I will take this book to my grave.

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