A/n: I FORGOT WATTPAD FOR ALMOST AN ENTIRE WEEK 💀😭

options options 😮‍💨 on one hand I love moceit but on the other hand the basic in me sees demon and Remus in the same sentence and just has to do it 😭

For urdadlolz123 thank you so much for requesting! It took a long time, but I really hope that it was worth it❤️❤️i'm working on the Janus one you requested too so that one may take longer, it's more complex

"Are you fully prepared to receive your body?" The head demon asked the one kneeling below him, a sinister tone to his voice. He received a curt nod, filled with well contained excitement, "hm. Very well. You know, my counsel carefully ran over a list of about a hundred names and selected you, XX85.. It would be wise not to fail me on this mission."

"I promise, you won't be disappointed!" The demon exclaimed, kneeling before his master.

"Oh I know I won't. Because either way, i'll have my fun. Now, there are a few things we must go over before you receive your life. The human body is very weak—very fragile. It would be very easy for you to die in your human form, so if you're going to do anything dangerous, transform back into your demon state. Now, i'm sure you'll learn as you go along all the things humans must suffer through" his master explained, "it won't be easy."

"Of course. I'm willing to do anything for you" the demon said seriously.

"Good. Just a few more things. I've already had a house set up for you, and everything you'll need. There's a packet on your bed that has all the information of this human Patton, whom you will be terrorizing. And instead of XX85, your human name...will be Remus" his master explained.

Remus beamed, "of course! Thank you, sir!"

"Don't mention it. Now, i've got your body prepared. When I snap my fingers, you will be on Earth, in your home in an adult human body that i've made especially for you. Remember all i've taught you. Remember the tricks and spells—your goals. You are going to Earth for one reason, and one reason only—"

"To terrorize Patton" Remus finished.

"Good" the other held his hand up, preparing to snap, "you will be sharing a house with a more experienced demon. A guide of sorts—he will teach you what you must do. Goodbye, Remus."

And just like that, Remus was on Earth, in a good sized house in front of a man he didn't know.

He rose to his feet shakily, gasping lightly as he took a step—human bodies were weird, "what—what is happening?"

The man in front of him scoffed, a sly smirk on his lips, "cute. welcome to Earth. The name's Janus. Now, let's get started..."

"Oooooh! You must be the experienced demon! How long have you been here?" Remus questioned, a curious glint in his eyes.

Janus gave it some thought before answering, "I'd have to say about ten years. I've been terrorizing countless people in this time. Some have been driven mad because of me, the others becoming too paranoid to leave their homes" he explained.

Remus gasped, "really? You know it's been my dream to drive people insane! To make them fear for their lives, see the most disturbing, indescribable things ever!"

"While I admire your enthusiasm, we have much to discuss. Now, first of all, let's get you those documents. I was told that your human was Patton, was it? One of the humans i'm doing right now is friends with him, we could tag team" Janus smirked.

"Ooh, who's your human?" Remus questioned.

"Some guy named Virgil. Honestly, who's named Virgil? He seemed pretty weak, I honestly expected him to break within the first few days. Though i've been trying to drive him mad for the past year. He thinks he'd just insane or something and he's keeping it to himself. Now, come on, I must teach you about human customs. First up: eating and drinking. Really, it is a pain."

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Remus crept around the corner of the dark alley way. He was using his human voice to call out to Patton. He somehow managed to force some thoughts into the man's head and make him stay up scared out of his mind until three am. Spiders were an easy fear tactic to use for him.

He called out for Patton, until he was in the alley, then he transformed into a horrifying demon and screamed.

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Patton laid on his bed with his knees to his chest, under his blanket with a flashlight, on a video call with Virgil. It was nearing three am, and he just couldn't sleep. Every time he blinked, he saw millions of spiders crawling all
over his house, and just as quickly as he saw them, they would vanish.

He's been feeling that way lately—every day, something strange and unexplainable would happen. Sometimes it was disturbing or scary—or even horrifying. And he didn't know what was causing it. Was he going crazy? Would he even know?

"Patton, I think the same thing that's happening to you is also happening to me" Virgil said nervously after some thought, "it's been driving me insane. I've been having these—these thoughts. Of just—just horrible things happening, and horrible things have been happening, it feels almost like i'm being haunted. And I didn't think that anybody would believe me! But now it'a happening to you too?"

"...Could we?" Patton mumbled with wide eyes, "be haunted" he finished, "is it—is it possible?"

"I don't know! I've always been one to believe in this kind of superstitious stuff! Why do you think I never played charlie charlie in elementary school?!" He asked, "it makes so much sense!"

"Are you sure...? I don't think i'm being haunted—"

A strike of lightning flashed, before a loud, booming crackle of thunder ripped across the sky. Patton jumped, "what—what was that?!"

"Weird" Virgil mumbled, "the forecast is supposed to be clear—not a cloud in the sky. Is it raining? Or about to?" Virgil questioned.

Patton slowly peeked out from beneath his blanket, and looked out his window, "no. It's—it's not" he whispered.

"Lightning doesn't just come out of nowh—"

Another strike of lightning flashed, so bright, complimented by a crackle of thunder before his signal with Virgil went out along with his power.

Patton gasped, pulling his blanket closer towards him, holding his flashlight up to his cheek. He whimpered a little bit, "maybe I am haunted" he mumbled to himself.

'There are spiders. Creeping and crawling..." a voice menacing voice whispered, "They're everywhere. Running up and down the walls, all over the floor trying to get to you. And you can't see them. They're coming— THEY'RE COMING! Get out of the house NOW'

His thoughts were screaming at him, and he jumped out of bed, running from his bedroom and down the stairs. He threw open the front door to his house and sprinted into the dark of the night, screaming hysterically all the way.

He ran and ran and ran, until he heard a voice calling out him. He felt a presence as he trembled, walking into the dark space. Slowly, with wide eyes, he held up his flashlight with a shaky hand, "who—who is it?" He called out quietly, practically frozen in place as he heard his name again.

But this time the voice was right by his ear. He could feel the hot breath tickling his neck, the other's lips practically brushing against his earlobe.

Carefully, with hitched breath, he looked out of his peripheral vision to see who was next to him.

He dropped his flashlight immediately as he jumped out of the way, the light source falling to the ground, the stream of light never faltering as it landed completely unharmed, illuminating the horrifying sight in front of him.

He screamed, loud and shrill, hurriedly taking his phone and snapping a picture. It was absolutely horrifying.

A huge figure with eight legs hung on a thick, silky white string. It climbed back up and perched on the wall, hairy with large fangs and a hundred eyes.

It was a spider. A spider larger than any spider he'd ever seen in his life—no, it was about the size of a bear. It hissed at him and pounced, causing Patton to loose his balance in an attempt to get away and fall. Before long, it was on top of him and he was screaming for help, sobbing loudly.

"Help!" He screamed, voice quivering, "heLP ME! HELP ME! Please!" His voice broke, "get off get ofF GET OFF!"

The spider screeched, before a puff of smoke exploded and it was suddenly transforming into—

WHAT WAS THAT?!

No, seriously—

WHAT WAS THAT?!

It looked like a man, but it was slender—impossibly so, ribs visible poking against its thin layer of stretchy grey skin. It had a pair of horns and a pointed tail. Its limbs were bending in unnatural, horrifying positions as the creature opened its mouth and screamed.

It had sharp, jagged teeth jutting out of its mouth and large, unblinking white eyes with a large black pupil. Its skin was wrinkled and torn. Scar burns ran up and down its slimy skin.

Was it—no, it couldn't be.

Was it—was it a demon?

It was horrifying.

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"Ha! Should've seen the look on his face!" Remus exclaimed as he finally got home to Janus after a long night of making grown men cry.

"I did. I was stalking you. Not bad for a first time" Janus commented, sipping his tea.

Remus shrugged, rummaging through the fridge before downing an entire jug of apple juice, and burped, "I have a natural talent."

"Ugh" Janus sighed with a roll of his eyes, "honestly, have you no class?"

"None at all" Remus said confidently, "what is wrong with my stomach? It's been trying to eat itself all day!"

"You're most likely hungry" Janus said, "i've told you about this countless times in the week you've been here. That bodily functions were going to start kicking in. Such as eating, drinking, using the restroom...."

"Yeah yeah yeah" Remus said, waving a hand, "don't care. I'll figure it all out eventually."

"You know, you're going to wish you'd listened to me when you have to take a shi—"

"I take nothing but W's!" Remus exclaimed.

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Remus felt...weird.

It was a feeling in his stomach, but...was it really? It felt much lower, like a weight of sorts. Maybe it was all that apple juice he'd had the day before? Janus did say that if he ate or drank too much his stomach could start hurting.

It was really uncomfortable, he wasn't quite sure what to do. Though, he supposed some scaring would take his mind off of the problem until he felt like asking Janus about it.

"HEY JANUS! Wanna finally tag team?!" He exclaimed.

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"Virgil, it was insane!" Patton cried, after explaining everything that had happened the week before, "I swear—i'm telling you the truth! And that's not the only thing—since then, so many more things have happened!"

"Patton, it's really crazy..to believe" Virgil began unsurely, "anyone else would laugh in your face or—or call a doctor to check you out" he chewed on his bottom lip nervously, "but...but it's been happening to me too."

Patton's eyes went wide, "what?!"

"I don't know if i'm being haunted by a ghost or what—but it just won't stop, i've been hearing things and seeing things—nothing as extreme as a—a monster attacking me, but i've seen shadows, and figures, and—and—"

"Look!" Patton exclaimed, fishing his phone from his pocket. He pulled out a picture, "I got a shot of it! Well—a form of it. It kinda transformed into this weird thing with horns—"

Virgil's eyes widened as he saw the creature, before registering what Patton had said, "wait—horns? Did it have a tail?"

"Yes, it did! And it had a—a green glow around it!" Patton exclaimed.

"Do you think it could be..." Virgil began, shrinking in on himself, "a demon?"

Patton covered his mouth with a hand, "could it be?"

"I mean—do we have another explanation?" Virgil questioned, "what else could it be? It's happening to both of us, and I know i'm kinda mentally unstable, but i'm not crazy! Not yet at least! And you—you! There's no way you're insane! But who would believe us?!"

Patton sighed, "I—I don't know! Anybody else would think that this photo was fake! It looks unreal!"

Virgil sighed, "I don't understand what—" he froze, eyes going wide. His heart sped up and he stopped breathing, "P-P-Patton" he murmured, lifting a shaking finger to point behind him, "are you seeing that?"

Patton turned around and gasped. In the corner of the room, two creatures stood, a hanging lightbulb flickering above them. Unnaturally shaped, with slit open throats, "what do we do what to we do what do we do?!" Patton asked, standing up and backing away.

"Uh—run, duh!" Virgil exclaimed, grabbing Patton's wrist and making a run for it, bolting out of the room and slamming the door.

They heard a crash and a screech from the other side, and then a loud, heavy banging from the door's other side.

They both screamed, in fear as they ran to the kitchen, the noises following them and getting louder and louder and louder as Virgil grabbed a huge steak knife—

And then they just stopped.

Virgil and Patton stood tense, back to back with knives in their hands, chests rising and falling as they tried to steady their beating hearts.

Patton sighed in relief, relaxing slightly, "I think they're gon—"

Out of nowhere, Remus jumped in front of the two, raising his long, sharp claws and slashing down Patton's shirt, opening his mouth unnaturally wide.

Virgil and Patton dropped their weapons out of fear, screaming loudly as they hugged each other, watching as the demon's mouth opened wider and wider until they heard his jaw crack and pop, the blood dripping from his neck falling to the floor, a thousand sets of yellow, jagged teeth in his mouth.

All of a sudden, Janus jumped out of nowhere, arms outstretched, aiming right for them—

And then all of a sudden, they both disappeared, just before reaching them. "W—what?!" Virgil exclaimed, dropping to his knees on the floor, staring wide eyed at the spot in front of him. He gasped, his breath tense and rigid as he gingerly ran his hand across the spot on the floor that just had a small puddle of blood staining it.

"T-that was him!" Patton sobbed uncontrollably, unable to stop his heart from racing, "oh—no—it was him! That was the guy, that was the demon!" He wailed, "they're after us! What do they want?" His voice cracked, "why why why?! What do we do?! We have to leave—"

He scrambled up and began to run, but Virgil got on his knees and caught him by the hand, pulling him back to the floor, "Patton, no! Are you insane?! C-calm down, we can't leave! We—we-we need to come up with some sort of plan, they'll just follow us!"

Virgil breathed heavily, closing his eyes as he tried to calm himself, "b—breathe with me. In and out. Come on, three in three out. We're gonna find a way to get rid of them."

"You don't know that!" Patton cried, "what if they never go away?!"

"Then we'll just have to learn to live with them. Together" Virgil said gently, brushing some of Patton's tears away.

"Thanks, Virgil. You're the best friend I could ever ask for" he whispered.

"I know."

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"Ha! Did you see the looks on those suckers faces?" Janus smirked.

"They were crying!" Remus exclaimed, "like little babies!"

Between Remus's cackles, he felt his bladder contract, a burst of warmth shooting into his clothes. He froze, staring down at himself. What? What was that?

He hissed, the pressure in his bladder increasing. Did humans go through this often? It was really uncomfortable. It felt like it was trying to burst out of him. He was interested to see where it would lead though.

"Well. I suppose we should rest" Janus said, getting out the last few laughs, "curse this human form. Perhaps you could torment them a little more later, give them a break to make them paranoid. Strike when they think they're going to be okay."

"Yes!" Remus exclaimed, "that would bs awesome!"

Remus quickly found that the growing pressure between his legs was becoming far too great for him to possibly sleep with though. He wondered if this was some kind of weird human sickness Janus was telling him about.

Well, it was no matter. He was a demon, a little sickness was not going to phase him.

Maybe stalking Patton would do him some good.

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Patton was alone in his bedroom, curled up into a ball and whimpering, "w-who are you?"

Remus had blown his cover rather quickly, much to his disappointment. It would have been so fun to torment him through the shadows. He sighed, "welp, the jig is up..."

"Why are you in my house?! Get out!" Patton exclaimed, "i'm going to call the police!"

Remus barked out a laugh, "you can't can't call the police on me! I'm a demon! Your demon to be exact! This is my human form though...pretty handsome, am I right!" He asked, directing a kissy face towards Patton.

"Let's get this horror show started!"

He snapped his fingers.

And all Patton could do was scream.

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Remus cackled as he watched the pathetic human in front of him begin to cry out in terror. People were just so weak, it was hilarious!

"Why are you doing this?! Did I do something bad? Is this a punishment?" Patton cried, holding a shaky hand in front of him as his demon began to slowly crawl towards him.

"No. It's just fun!" Remus exclaimed, shape shifting into multiple different forms before landing back into his human one, bouncing up and down on his toes, trying to relieve the pressure in his bladder. He let out a maniacal laugh, before tears came to his eyes. Why did it hurt?

As Remus showed weakness and faltered for a second, hissing and doubling over in pain, Patton saw his opportunity. He glanced to his right with wide eyes and fumbled around slowly for a frying pan on his kitchen rack.

He took a deep breath to steady himself and calm his thoughts, before bolting towards Remus and slamming the pan into the demon's stomach, letting out a cry as he did so.

Remus screeched, loud and shrill, before falling to his knees and clutching his stomach with his hands, shape shifting into a few different forms, one that made Patton shriek in terror and drop his hands, backing away so quickly he fell onto his butt. He backed away quickly, kicking his legs with his hands on the floor behind him to keep him upright as he stared in horror.

Remus eventually went back into his human form, on his knees and sitting on his feet that were behind him, his arms hanging by his side. He let out a strangled, shaky breath and Patton watched with wide eyes as his jeans began to glisten. Remus was thoroughly soaking himself.

The demon gasped, tensing up as a small puddle began to form under his knees.

"Mmph..." he whimpered, a quiet, strangled moan coming from his throat, "What the hell is happening to me?!" He gasped, "why is my body getting wet?"

He couldn't deny how great it felt to finally get some relief after how long he's been feeling that way. The pressure was finally going away, and his distended bladder was slowly deflating.

Patton raised a brow, "what do you mean?! You're peeing yourself! Oh my god, it's so much, look at the mess!"

"What does it mean?! These human bodies are so confusing!" He exclaimed, tears beginning to spill down his face, "w-why am I crying?" He covered his face with his hands as he began to blush, whimpering.

"Oh—oh, no! No no no!" Patton exclaimed, before his voice softened, "don't get upset, I didn't mean to make you cry, it's alright! Awe, don't cry, come on, let's get you all cleaned up!"

He walked over cautiously to help the demon stand up. Remus was confused as hell as he allowed Patton to help him to his feet and walk him to the bathroom, "I think I have some clothes that will fit you, wait right here and i'll bring them to you!"

Surprisingly, Remus actually stayed, and Patton helped him with the shower and then left. Once he got redressed, he went into the living room where Patton was.

"Oh, hello again! I hope you're feeling better—oh! I don't believe we've really introduced ourselves!" He giggled, motioning for Remus to sit next to him, "i'm Patton!"

"Oh—uh, i'm Remus" he mumbled, leaning closer with wide eyes. Patton—was being nice to him? After all he'd done to him and his little friend? Something was swelling up inside of him and he didn't know how to describe it. He felt...close?

He watched Patton's eyes flutter shut as he moved closer as well, and he closed the gap between them, planting his lips firmly against Patton's softer ones.

The kiss was sweet, a small gesture that they both pulled away from quickly, blushing intensely.

"I—I just kissed a demon!" Patton exclaimed.

"I just failed my mission!" Remus cried,  before giving it a bit more thought,"and strangely...I don't even care."

Patton smiled shyly, "Awe...gonna face the big bad devil's wrath just for little ol' me?"

"I suppose so..." Remus smirked, "shall we take this to the bedroom?"

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Patton was dazed as he grabbed his phone. He had just kissed a demon, and did many other unquestionable things with said demon before he went home, "He-Hey Virgil..." Patton said into a voicemail, "I think I figured out a way to befriend the demons. Or should I say boyfriend...call me later."

All in all, Virgil was very confused when he woke up and clicked on the voicemail only to hear a lengthy explanation about how his friend had managed to seduce a demon.

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It's impossible to describe how Janus reacted when Remus got home and told him what happened, so the author quits.

A/n: YA'LL DO YOU HAVE ANY LITTLE SPACE PROMPTS?

😳😳whoops all caps got a lil exited lol

Also these endings always get so lazy I'm sorry y'all😭😭😭 I was actually writing the ending and getting rlly into it like two hours ago but my mom called for me to do the laundry, do the dishes and make dinner for the fam.(I have nine other ppl living with me rn)💀 so it was rlly rushed and I came back to edit.