Virgil:Sorry I'm late
Logan:Did you have something to do?
Virgil:No I just didn't want to come
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Virgil to Logan:F*ck You
Virgil to Remus:F*ck up
Virgil to Janus:F*ck off
Virgil to Roman:F*ck me(Lenny face)
Virgil to Patton:I'm not allowed to swear around you...so hi
Patton:Hi!
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Virgil:*Accidentally cuts self while cutting apples* Ow!
Logan:You good Virgil?
Patton:IS MY SRANGE DARK SON OK?
Roman:IS MY BEAUTIFUL GAY BOYFRIEND GOOD?
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Remus:What if the s*x toys in Toy Story were alive
Janus:Remus no-
Remus:You've got a friend 'in' me
Janus:Remus-
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Patton:Oh no we lost Logan!
Virgil:I know how to find him.
Patton:
Virgil:
Patton:
Virgil:
Patton:Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Virgil:Yup
Both:INFINITESIMAL
Logan:IT WAS ONE TIME!
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Child Roman:I don't want to grow up!
Child Patton:Don't be silly! We all have to go through Adultery!
Child Logan:*Throws chair* ADULTHOOD!
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Hey everyone! I'm back from my break. -v- This book does have a lot ,pre swearing then what I normally do, but I'll censor it to the best of my ability. Also, updates will not be very common, since I lose motivation easily. Also beware the 'Blue Whale Challenge!' If anyone called 'Jonathan Galindo' follows you, block them. If they message you DON'T RESPOND. Their profile pic if this

Creepy right? For more info on the challenge....
The Blue Whale challenge, is a very dangerous game, which has caused a lot of deaths, it has very recently returned. A man named Jonathan Galindo, or someone with a pfp with that mouse shown above, or a very similar pfp will private message you. DONOT RESPOND. If you do respond, he will ask something along the lines of "Do you want to play a game? :)" If you say no, they will threaten to leak personal info, such as your IP address, which they can get if you respond. Well, may get. I'm not quite sure yet. If you say yes, the game begins. It will last 50 days, 50 days=50 tasks, the first few tasks will be fairly normal, like watching a horror movie, or going to sleep late. But as the days pass, the tasks will become worse, forcing you to, harm yourself, or do horrible things to your family or friends. On the 50th day, they will ask you to take your own life, if you refuse, they will threaten to kill you and your family. Please stay safe from this challenge everyone!