MehUwU:
So I convinced Janus to help me out cuz he can make people tell the truth.
Let's start!

Roman if you had a dollar for everytime you felt confident in yourself, how much money would you have?

Princey boi👑:
I'd have absolutely no money
Wait! I don't mean-

MehUwU:
Baby nuu!

Snek boi🐍:
Ro I thought we talked about this.

~After praising Roman for an hour~

MehUwU:
Hey Patton. If you had a cookie for everytime you were actually happy, how many cookies would you have?

Pattoncake🐕:
*still cheerful*
Well that's easy kiddo! I'd have absolutely no cookies.
*sniffles*

MehUwU:
Dad no!
*hugs*

Snek boi🐍:
Patton no-

~After 6 seasons of SpongeBob and a lot of cuddles and cookies later~

MehUwU:
Logan can I ask you a question?

Book boi📘:
Of course Kadence

MehUwU:
If you got one necktie everytime you felt listened to and wanted, how many neckties would you have?

Book boi📘:
*straight away*
Unfortunately, I would have no neckties.

MehUwU:
*inhale*
F A L S E H O O D
*hugs*

Snek boi🐍:
How did you out falsehood logan-
Also babe no.

~Two Sherlock books and a lot of theorising later~

MehUwU:
Remus if you had a deodorant for everytime you felt loved by your brother, how much money would you have?

Ratman🐁:
Sadly, I wouldn't have any deodorant.

MehUwU:
Never thought I'd do this but...
*hugs the rat who is now crying*
He does love you Re.

Snek boi🐍:
Babe-

~After a lot of horror movies and trying weird foods~

MehUwU:
Oh boy here we go-

Virgil if you had an eyeshadow pallete for everytime you felt accepted and not depressed, how many would you have?

Angsty boi🕷️:
*deadpan*
I wouldn't look very edgy or intimidating because I'd have no eyeshadow.

MehUwU:
You poor creepy cookie!!

Snek boi🐍:
*concerned snek boyfriend noises*

MehUwU:
Janus if you had a pet snake for everytime you felt loved and accepted, how many pets would you have?

Snek boi🐍:
*tries to silence himself*
I'd have - 7000 pets.

EveryoneUwU👑🐕📘🐁🕷️:
Janus no!
*hugs him*

Heyo danger noodles!

Do I know the idea behind this? Yes.
Was it based of a tik tok? Yes.
Am I feeling angsty? Yes.
Do I want to kill someone? Yes.

Stay safe💜💛, stay great and stay proud🏳️‍🌈. Oh and don't forget to procrastinate.

Peace✌️
Kadence~