(Just some Remus and Deceit being like Zim and Gir and Virgil being Dib)

Remus, holding up a baby skunk towards Deceit: "Lookie!"
Deceit: "What? Oh god! Remus, /don't/ get rid of it! It /won't/ ruin our plan!"
Remus: "It's just a baby!"
Remus, looking at the skunk: "Hi Baby!"
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Deceit: "Remus."
Remus: "Yes, sir!?"
Deceit: "Remus, I have your tacos."
Remus: "Hey! Gimme!"
Deceit, rolling his eyes: "No Remus."
Remus, pouting: "But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I'll explode! That happens to me sometimes."
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Deceit: "A hunter destroyer..."
Remus: "What is it?"
Deceit, getting annoyed: "A hunter destroyer..."
Remus, becoming louder: "WHAT IS IT?"
Deceit, really annoyed: "A hunter destroyer machine."
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Deceit: "Remus, get me the cleansing chalk! Quickly!"
Deceit, while washing the dishes: "Wait... Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?"
Remus: "I made it myself!"
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Deceit: "*I'm* the only one with the technology to decode it!"
Virgil: "And *I'm* the only one with file to be decoded!"
Remus: "And *I'M*..." [Laughs]... "I don't know!"
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Deceit: "Remus! Come to my room!"
Remus, popping his head in through a hole in the ceiling: "Yeeees?"
Deceit, looking up at him: "What have you done with my telescope?"
Remus: "Nothing..."
Deceit, tilting his head: "You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?"
Remus: "I know, I'm scared too!"
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Deceit, over a video link: "Soon, I'll bring the others to witness my ingenious evil!" [Laughing] "I said evil!" [Laughing again]
Virgil: "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"
Patton, from downstairs: "Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!"
Virgil: "It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!"