Logan and Virgil: *walk into the common room to see Patton and Roman covered in glitter*

Logan and Virgil: ...

Patton: ... To be fair-

Roman: -We were left unsupervised.

~~~

Patton: Oh no! The printer messed up the invitations! It's supposed to say "Roman's Birthday"!

Logan: What does it say instead?

Patton: "Roman's Bi".

Virgil: Well, it's still not wrong.

~~~

Patton: *does something remotely sweet for Virgil*

Virgil: *vibrating at an abnormal speed* I LOVE THIS A NORMAL AMOUNT.

~~~

Patton: You like Virgil, right?

Roman: Pfffft, me? Like him? Never.

Patton:

Patton: *inhales*

Patton: AND THE OSCAR GOES TO-

~~~

Roman, in the imagination with Virgil: Let's go on an adventure!

Virgil: I'm getting a bad feeling from this...

10 minutes later:

Logan, on the phone with Virgil: wHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'ROMAN BROKE HIS ANKLE'?

~~~

So... um... what iS THIS:

AHHHHHHH

WHAT

THE

HELL

I can't I really can't. ~ Star