Patton, mumbling: Baby shark, do do do do do do, baby-

Virgil: *jumps into the room with a cross*

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Virgil: *blasting This Is Halloween*

Logan: *bursts in with disheveled hair and glasses tilted* It's September, not to mention It's tHREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING-

(A/N: Fuckin mood you funky lil emo-)

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Virgil, scurrying on the living room floor at three in the morning with messy hair and smudged makeup: WHERE IS MY OCEAN JUICE?

Roman, fending him off with a shoe: PATTON THE CREATURE'S BACK!

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Roman, after someone touched his hair: *le gay gasp* How dare you! Don't touch me!

A few minutes later:

Roman: *nudges Virgil in the arm with his head*

Virgil, still looking at his phone: *runs his fingers through Roman's hair absentmindedly*

Roman: *melts (figuratively)*

(A/N: Roman, make up your damn mind, it's either don't touch, or mess up.)

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Patton: What do you call Logan when he's by himself?

Roman, curious: What?

Logan: Patton please, don't-

Patton: SoLo.

(A/N: I thought of this and I'm honestly so proud of it.)

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Deceit: *dramatically flops on the couch* I'm dying.

Remy, from the other end of the couch: Without me?

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Remy, inside a coffin in the middle of the living room: *groaning*

Roman: What happened to him?

Virgil: He ran out of Starbucks.

(A/N: Me too, the fuck.)

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Patton, eating Goldfish Crackers: The snack that smiles back!

Roman, sliding into the room with socks on: Me!

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