Logan: If you had ten cookies and someone took half of them away, what would they have?

Patton, in all seriousness: A broken hand.

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Virgil, sees Logan lying on the floor with a makeshift crown on his head: Uh, what happened?

Logan, not getting up: I've been crowned the king of Idiots.

Virgil, walking away while mumbling: Why did I even ask...

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At a beach house party:

Logan, drunk, looking up: Wow, the water's so blue today!

Virgil, sober: ... Logan, that's the sky.

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Roman: *internal screaming*

Virgil: *external screaming*

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Virgil: *uses OwO text to Logan*

Logan: Virgil no, stop.

Virgil: no fucc u uwu

(A/N: Once again, Virgil is a mood.)

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Deceit: Let me get this straight-

Roman: More like let me run this bi you.

Patton: Let's see how this pans out.

Logan: Let's ace-cess the situation.

Virgil: Let's hear the plan any-gay.

Remy: It can't make any les sence.

(A/N: I added a little more, are you proud me yet?)

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WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHY? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

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