Patton: *peeling wallpaper off wall*

Logan: Patton, stop that.

Patton: *continues to peel* Why?

Logan: It's not good for your wall.

Patton: But it's satisfying.

Logan: Patton!

~~~

Virgil: *laying upsidedown*

Patton: Virgil, that's not good for you.

Virgil: Neither is existing, yet here I am.

~~~

Virgil, in Patton's grip: Patton, let go of me!

Patton: No! *tightens grip*

Virgil: Roman, help me!

Roman: Sorry, I can't help you with Patton's dad grip.

Virgil: ROMAN I STG IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!

~~~

Patton: Roman, can I have a piggyback ride?

Roman: Of course!

Patton: Yay!

Virgil, from across the room: Ew, it's adorable.

~~~

Patton: I'm Hungary.

Logan: ...

Virgil: Go Czech the fridge.

Logan: Are you serious?

Roman: Isn't there leftover Turkey? No, wait, it has Greece all over it.

Logan: I'm done. *walks up the stairs* DONE!

~~~