K: (sorry this is a long one XP)special request dare for Logan! Ok, so RottenStinkyPotatoe ask for the crofters loving side himself to react to a certain comment chain that we are both quite proud of but i'm not going to the start but i will go to somewhere around the 100th comment onwards (the total count so far is 716). For anyone wanting to read it for themselves:
Book: Problematic Theorem
Chapter: cotton candy
Quote:

Comment: "I'm making a protection squad for Logan" by The_Bisexual_Turtle

Logan: well this seems in ordinarily normal, let's do it

~a little while later~

K: so describe it for us so far

Logan: *inhales* so Lots of hugs, high fives and countdowns happen, Cupcakez eats a prisoner, you send cursed apples across the globe to my foes, you start a country called Sanderstonia,they discover that i am struggling with "yeet" and to demonstrate you shout " YEET YOUR DECEIT" and threw him out a window, cupcakez caught him and to say sorry you give him a pet snake, When there was a crofters shortage you..... go to hell with everyone, temporarily turning them all into demons, go to a store and steal an insane amount and brings everyone back, Turtle points out that the comment chain is dying so you enact a lightning round, the group reaches 200, you teleported everybody to a venue with no one else and start a party to celebrate 200 comments with a toast to the original owner of the comments the bisexual turtle "I-im so proud of how far w-we've come and I want to thank you all, especially for giving us a place to start and house this conversation.",at the end of the toast cupcakes drinks coke, eden drinks sprite and you drink lemonade.... dyed red with the blood of your enemies, the gravity turns off and everyone has the ability to fly, immensely improve in dance and the food tastes 10 times better, then you summon imaginary dance partners for everyone, you and eden take one to dance with while cupcakez eats food, you randomly switch dance partners mid air, Cupcakez puts on meme music, Eden and you start dancing with one another, Cupcakez starts recording the party, that's when patton and I appear, then virgil and roman are summoned and virgil scares cupcakez, getting a hiss in return, then they both start dancing,

Eden gets anxious after you instantly translate a backwards sentence from mysticalherbs, After reaching 300 and realize that cupcakez coke can limit is 999 trillion 999 billion 999 million 999 thousand 999 you summon in a coke can that never empties getting a large thanks in return, you reveal you are crazy, I remember this part, you made us perform the greatest showman, then you go into the movie and watch, you and cupcakez sing "come alive", Eden and cupcakez realise your username is bill sapphire spelt backwards, the group gets out around 200 comments in one day, you decorate a blank wall one day, you pester eden with caring question then discover you both feel invisible sometimes, you have a brief screaming contest, Cupcakez says she was born dead inside after chugging the coke can for 5 hours straight, you offer her a hug and she agrees, you fake no longer being interested, then turn around and tackle them in a hug, that turns into a group hug and after you offer cookies however Potato takes them all and runs to her room but instead of being angry you flush her out by multiplying the cookies in there until the door bursts open and Potato falls out, you somehow make it physically impossible for eden to get diabetes, then this happens: "Do we have any more Crofters?" "*Yeets a giant crofters over* you tell me buddy! >:3" "HOLY SH*T", you discover that the storage room is a tardis, turn into The Doctor and spent five years with cupcakez, a sonic screwdriver and a tardis from the storage room because the doctor got carried away but you can not remember it, causing a paradox that eden fixes, darlek's and cybermen attack and are defeated by eden, cupcakez then says you are questioning your own existence to which you reply with: *If I create a time paradox, then go to fix it, then forget I did and create a new one trying to find what I'm fixing, then fix the one I created, then forget and it goes around and around. I create a problem to solve but create a new one in the process. Am I stuck in a paradoxical loop like a snake that eats its own tail in ordER TO SATIATE ITS HUNGER!!??!*, you then die but eden fixes everything, mysticalherbs questions their purpose in the chat and you are kind to them, cupcakez promises and i quote "I will break the fourth wall 69 times" if said comment chain reaches 1000, they singing the little einsteins theme, the heart chain and cosplay movie night with you as deceit, cupcakez as roman, potato as virgil, turtle as patton and mysticalherbs as myself.

K: sooooooo what do you think?

Logan: It is absolutely insane, but I am flattered.  umm, are you alright K?

K: *practically passed out from so much writing in one mourning* No...

Logan: i see. well, don't forget to leave your asks and dares. take it easy lords, ghouls and non binary demons, peace out!