So I don't wanna have to make a part three I wanna get dares from you guys! I know only a few people have read this all the way through but if you have a dare or question speak up! I'll even put it in google translate if you don't know English very well! Anyway the other thing I wanted to clarify the sides are real people in this but they still do/represent the same things. Also bob is a homophobic police officer. He's gonna be in every 2 or 3 episodes! Thanks for coming to my ted talk!

Remy: ooh! First dare today!

Dare: after the one your drinking, the only coffee you can have (until Virgil and Patton are done suffering) is black coffee from the coffee machine in your house.

Remy: noo! First dare today!

Dee in the corner: now you understand! I'm not still salty!

Remy:pffft! I forgot about that! I can't believe they called the police! Yeah they aren't gonna like us very much.

Virgil: were not the best neighbors. Anyway I read the next date and it's gonna make Logan so mad!

Remy: What is i- oh my god your right. This is gonna be great! ROMAN! COME HERE YOU HAVE A DARE!

Virgil: hello, hi, yes. I have cat ears, very sensitive cat ears. I must ask that you NOT yell in the same room as me. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Remy: sorry Virge- Oh hey Roman dear! You have a dare!

Roman.: What is it- no. I want to live. He just got over the crofters!

Dare: I dare Roman to hide all of Logan's ties.

Remy and Dee: Dares a dare.

Roman: FINE!

Virgil: hi, hello, still here. Still have cat ears.

Roman: sorry Virge. I think he sleeping so I'll go do it now.

Later (because I have to do camp stuff in a few minutes)

Logan: Who took my ties. I repeat, who took my ties. Give them back now and no one has to come to any harm.

Roman: IT WAS ME! IM SORRY I DID IT FOR A DARE! I'LL GO GET THEM!

Logan: it's fine but don't do it again.

Roman then got Logans 17 ties. 11 of which are copies of the same tie.

Remy: that was terrifying. Anyway last dare! PATTON!

Patton: yes?

Remy:AHHHHH! I did not know you were there! Well you have a dare!

Patton: ooh, what is it! Oh, it's not that bad?

Dare: wear these:

And see how every one reacts.

Patton in the dress: do I look ok?

Remy:* puts up His thumb and anime nose bleeds*

Logan: Patton that is a rather impractical garment.

Roman: Patton why?

Virgil: ya look great!

Dee: your so ugly.

And that's it! Bye guys and remember Patton wouldn't want you to Yeet out a window, so don't!