Warnings : "Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru". Remus masturbates in his car.

As Remus started to arrive at the familiar fast food building, he quietly swore. He felt his obviously erect cock twitch in his pants, "God I'm horny for McDonald's again-" He mumbled. The line..decently long? About three cars until he'd place his order..it wouldn't hurt, would it? Either way, he didn't care.

He moved one hand away from the wheel, unbuttoning his pants and pulling the front down just enough to take his cock out. He watched it twitch at the feeling of the cool air con in the car. "Mm..fuck, mcnuggets~" He moaned out, starting to teasingly rub himself as the line went down. Maybe he'd try and get caught..god this was such fun.

The line went down, Remus quickly starting to play with the tip of his cock as he drove foreward slightly. He ran his thumb along the slit and teasingly rubbed the tip with his thumb and such. He let out soft airy moans, glancing around at the menu. Fuck! A nice, creamy vanilla milkshake sounded so great.

The line went down again, causing Remus to take his cock into hand and desperately stroke it at a teasingly slow pace. He pulled up to the ordering machine.

"Hi welcome to McDonald's how may I help you?"
"Mm..I'd like a Big- Fuck~" He accidentally moaned.
"Sorry sir, we don't have a Big Fuck but we can recommend chicken nuggets."
"S-Sounds good," He said, squeezing the base of his member quietly. "and can I have a large vanilla- 'shake" He managed to stutter out.
"Yes sir, that'll be [insert price here] and you'll pay at the checkout. See you there"

Remus stroked and pumped his cock quicker, rolling up at the window.
Logan, the handsome McDonald's worker, saw and went to speak but stopped.
"Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru."
"I- I know" He moaned out.
"..Your McFucking nasty." He said, "Cash or card?"
"Cash-" He said, using the same hand that had been on his dick to give Logan the cash.
Logan took it, looking repulsed. "H-Have a wonderful day?"

Remus nodded and went back to stroking his cock awkwardly as he drove to the next window, cumming over his fingers and pants just before he got there. He quickly tucked his cock away, sucking the semen off his own fingers and taking the bag.

"Enjoy your meal, sir."
"Will do-" He said, quickly driving off to go home.

"I'm gonna McStick my dick in my vanilla milkshake."

(Word Count : 400+.)