Warnings: 'Funny' dreams, Masturbation, slight nipple pinching.

Patton was at first confused when he woke up,
"Why my thing go up?" He asked himself as he stared in confusion at his very.. very erect member. This was embarrasing, he knew it would be if he had to go get help..so..

So he used Google, finding out ways to stimulate himself..

"Pinching my-" He moved a hand under his shirt, gently toying and pinching at his own nipple and letting out a quiet moan at the stimulation it gave, his cock twitching in his pajama shorts. "Oh boy- Okay, I've gotta be quiet-" He whispered to himself.

Patton gently kicked off his pajama bottoms, wrapping a hand around his member hesitantly and checking the Google page before he started to pump and stroke himself slowly. He couldn't help it, letting soft moans and whines slip from his mouth so easily. God, if it wasn't 3am and he wasn't tired he'd be a loud mess.
He gently gave the base a squeeze without realising it, but did it again when he realised how good it felt. He ran his thumb along the slit, letting out a louder moan and shuddering with enjoyment. "O-Oh~ That's good..real good" He panted out in orgasmic pleasure as he started to stroke and pump himself quicker.

He was so sensitive, getting close so quickly. It was his first time with any type of stimulation..down there. So of course naturally it'd happen quickly.
He felt a tight pit in his stomach, but didn't stop since it felt right. And soon that feeling dissapwared..when he climaxed and came over the bedsheets Infront of him and his own fingers.

He whined at the mess, but carefully set what he needed too aside, cleaning off His hand and then the sheets to his best ability.
"Darn, I'll wash them tomorrow morning with the kiddos clothes." He mumbled as he put his pajama shorts back on and layed back down, yawning as he felt peaceful and sleepy again..

And he drifted off into a peaceful slumber.

(Word Count : 300+. Me? Doing a mostly serious chapter with no jokes? More likely than you think *anime villain laughter*)