Warning : Soggy Biscuit. Masturbation. Not really sexual

It was game night! Woo-hoo. And Remus' game of choice was soggy biscuit.
A game where a group of male friends stand around a biscuit (or cookie) and jerk off. Whoever cums last has to eat that biscuit (or cookie).
Patton agreed to it because of the biscuits, Logan just wanted everyone to be happy, Roman wanted to see everyone's sizes, Deceit had given up trying so he said yes and Virgil just had zero fucks to give.

So they'd play soggy biscuit!

The gang was all here. Standing in a circle comfortably. Well, apart from Patton. But Patton came in with a paper plate, containing a cookie. He set it down on the stool and joined the others in a circle.

Remus was quick to unzip his shorts and whip it out, drooling at the thought of this game. He had quite a large, impressive size so he proudly showed it off.
Deceit just got them out, knowing he'd do it eventually. He had a decent sized hemipenis.
Logan sighed, unbuckling his belt and carefully taking his sex organ out, not feeling much embarassment since it was a natural body part and he had one of a normal size. Roman dramatically whipped his penis out, trying not to look at his brothers or anyone elses for that fact. He happened to be the owner of a Micropenis. Which is okay. But he was the smallest there.
Patton shyly unbuckled his shorts and carefully took his penis out, face redenning since he actually had the largest so far.
And Virgil anxiously got it out, not feeling so bad since Roman clearly had a Micropenis and he himself had a small size, but not as small as Romans.

Remus took a good few seconds to take in the veiw of everyone's cocks, "Looking good boys, looking good" He commented, smirking as he saw Patton's cock twitch.
Roman went red with embarassment, everyone else apart from Remus just chuckling nervously.

"Hey how comes Janus has two-" Roman pointed out.
"Stop staring, Micropenis boy-" Janus hissed.

"Come on guys, it was Remus' turn to pick, let's be kind." Patton said, with a spark of hope, starting to stroke himself nervously, letting out soft moans.
Remus grinned, starting to eagerly tug on his cock. "God Patton you sound great~" He smirked at Patton's now flustered expression.
"Hey no seducing Patton in the group masturbation cult," Virgil muttered, starting to quickly touch himself.
"Come on, be quiet and play the game," Logan said, pathetically rubbing himself since he didn't quite have a clue what he was doing. Which made Remus giggle.
Janus calmly placed a hand on each one, quickly pumping both his cocks since he'd be absoloutely fucked if he'd eat everyone's cum biscuit (or cookie). "Stop I'm finding it hard to concentrate when all I hear is Remus seducing padre poorly and Logan's pathetic rubbing. Sounds like a shoe getting polished for fucksake!" He said, stroking both his cocks together with a bit more spicy passion.
Roman just..jerked it in silence, desperate to not loose.

Remus admired everyone's cocks and hand work, already getting close since he was an expert on these things.
Patton sped up, whimpering. "O-Oh it feels funny, I've never done this before~" he moaned out.
Remus bit his lip, "We can do more later if you like-"
"No seducing Patton in the group masturbation cult!" Virgil hissed, speeding up his hand movements and strokes.
Logan had only just started stroking slowly, managing to copy the others movements.
Roman was sensitive, already, and once glance to Janus' cocks sent him overboard, causing him to shoot his seed pathetically over the cookie.
"Oh my god- Roman keeps eyeing up my gentlemen-"
"You call them your gentlemen?" Virgil mocked.
"Oh whatever-" Janus scoffed.

"Romans done, he's not loosing. So he can go do whatever." Remus explained, still pumping his cock and even squeezing the base.
Roman went and took a seat on a chair, putting his cock away and watching.

Remus was next, cumming onto the cookie with a powerful stream and loud, dramatic moan. Specifically moaning Patton's name.
"Oh my god, stop thirsting for him!"
"I thirst for everyone, Virgil!" He huffed, deciding to stand there with his cock out to watch the last competitors play.

Only Patton, Virgil, Logan and Janus left to cum.

Janus was next, yet it took him five minutes to get there, aiming both his cocks to the cookie and releasing his climax.
The cookie was now almost covered completely.
And once done, he sat next to Roman and put his cocks away.
"Hey..I didn't mean to call you Micropenis boy, it's not small...just a funsized treat that's good to eat-"
"please don't make this any worse."

Virgil, Logan and Patton made awkward eyecontact.
Patton was next, moaning quite loudly as he slowly but carefully came onto the cookie, putting his member away after and standing by Remus.

Virgil and Logan locked eyes, both furiously masturbating at this point.
But Virgil was first, cumming onto the cookie but missing majority.
Logan swore loudly as he came minutes later.
The two put their cocks away, Logan huffing in defeat as he picked up the plate.

"Oh he's actually gonna do it?"
"Patton didn't raise a pussy." Logan said, picking up the cookie with a face of disgust.

Everyone watched in pure curiousity as Logan brought the cummy biscuit to his lips, carefully taking a bite of it. He gagged at first, but pinched his nose and swallowed.

Patton cheered, clapping. "Your doing great!"
"I'm /totally/ not wanting to vomit on behalf of Logan," Janus stated.
"Oh dear-" Roman muttered. "Logan that's enough-"
"No! He'd gotta eat the entire thing," Remus insisted
Virgil just looked confused, "You-" He paused and watched Logan eat the entire cookie in an unintentional seductive way. "You just gonna let him get away with that?!"
"Well yeah-" Remus responded.

Logan finished the biscuit, throwing the cummy plate at Remus who caught it and licked it all up whilst making eye contact.
"It's nerf or nothing, pussies."

(Word Count : 1000+. Ooh two smutts in one day, what a saucy surprise.)