I'm really loosing it out here in quarantine lmao. Take things inspired by things I've said on my conversation wall, ideas people have given me, or random ideas.
Eat up, fellas.

Thing I said : "I think cowboys are undeniably sexy"

Patton was laying in bed comfortably, just relaxing. Until Remus came in, in his cowboy costume. Yknow the one from his cool music video? Yeah.
"Howdy partner,"
Patton held in a laugh, "Hello sweetheart, you having fun playing dress up?" He asked.
"We will be having fun in a minute~" he asked, as he seductively tossed his cowboy badge aside. "Bet you like that, don't you?"
As Patton held in his laughter, he nodded, "You gonna perform a sexy strip tease for me, Sheriff?~"
Remus nodded quickly, kicking off his cowboy boots and removing his waistcoat gently. "You like?"
Patton bit his lip to stifle a laugh as Remus began to unbutton the shirt. And God it was getting kinda sexy. So Patton's laughter ceased and turned into arousal as Remus unbuckled his belt. "you like that, partner?"
"Please don't call me partner..it'll kill my boner" Patton whispered, almost desperate.
"Sorry sweetie" Remus whispered, removing the belt and teasingly whipping it against the bed. Pattons face erupted with blush as he watched the other remove the pants and boxers.
"Your turn, hot stuff~" Remus said, as he flopped on the bed naked.

Thing I said : Remus once had to explain to Logan how he got carpet burn on his cock.

Remus' erection pressed against his shorts as Logan gently palmed him, he tried to ignore the pain. Logan slowly took the others cock out, starting to stroke it but quickly stopping at the others whimpers. "What's wrong- Is that carpet burn on your cock?!"
Remus nodded slowly, "Sorry..Yeah it is"
"Oh my god-" Logan gasped, "How. Please explain to me how that entire side of your sex organ is carpet burned!"
"Well...

Yknow how at those dramatic concerts they slide across the stage on their knees, usually with their guitar?"
Logan nodded slowly, "oh god."
Remus nodded slowly, "I did that, but I was naked. And using the Morningstar instead. And I did it multiple times." He mumbled, cringing at the mere memory of his cock dragging across the carpet and getting friction burn.

"Fucking dumbass-" Logan wheezed.

Thing I said :

Remus and deceit rushed into their room, deceit quickly undressing and bending himself over in the middle of the empty spare room.
Remus quick to do the same, except he didn't bend over. He just stripped naked and moved behind deceit.
"Oh Remus I want you so bad~-" He paused in his speech as he felt both of Remus' hands on his shoulders. He decided it was new, so he stayed still and eagerly pushed himself back.
Only for Remus to..
Remus hoisted himself up, jumping over Deceits head. "LEAPFROG!!"

Edit : in that one Remus' massive dick probably smacked the top of Deceits head.

That's all for now, my little angel gremlins. I'll feed you your proper smutt later