Warnings : Masturbation, Pickle tickling, you get the idea.

Right, this was it. Roman was tucked into bed and Remus was on the bunk beneath him. They were fast asleep after hours of laughing and staying up when they weren't meant to be. Logan always took care of himself, Janus was mature enough and Virgil was most likely listening to his 'emo kidz bops' or whatever they listen to these days. He could finally have some daddy adult alone time.

Patton carefully removed his shirt, treating it just like he was going to get changed but without the clothes part. So just getting naked really. He removed his shorts and climbed onto the warmth of his bed, which he'd prior taken the soft toys off of to prevent scarring them. With that, he layed back and traced a hand around his currently soft cock, causing the fabric to move and create the lightest bit of friction to arouse him. He felt his cheeks (the ones on his face) go red as he gently groped and squeezed, of course not being too harsh incase he burst his sausage.
After perfectly erecting his penis (probably the most sensible terminology I'll use this chapter), he rushed to remove his underwear, the temperature difference immediately kicking in and making him twitch. The way the cold air touched his warm and soft body was different and made him squirm. Of course the temperature changed again when he quietly wrapped his hand around his little peenie weenie, feeling his warm and clammy hands against his own warm and not so clammy cock.

He jacked his ding dong and louey gooey'd all over his hands. Only for his bitchass roommate Remus to run in.

"Daddy!~ Daddy!~ Did you hear about candice?!"
"Candice?!" He didn't even register there wasn't a candice in the group, too shocked at being caught.
"Candice dick fit in ur mou-"

(Cumshot count : roughly 300. This was very sloppily done because I have another project coming up.)