Warnings : I remember this fanfic where like Patton shoved poprocks in his ass and I couldn't find it so I just remade it.

Credits to the original author who made the idea, and I'll start working on requests after this. I just wanna edge myself into writing again

Patton crawled into bed, the plastic tarp he'd placed for protection crinkling under his weight. He was naked, and ready to do this. He held his 50 pack of poprocks and glanced to his funnel and lube, he had everything he needed.

He gently placed lube around the end of the funnel, getting on his hands and knees to insert the funnel in, he pushed it in, letting out a moan upon the slight stretch. He pushed the entire nozzle in so he could put the poprocks as far as possible.

He proceeded to carefully pour the first 10 packets into the funnel, listening to them tumble down the nozzle and end up burried in his ass. They started popping and crackling at the wet moistness of Patton's ass, filling him up with a wonderful sensation. He moaned out quietly for his poprock daddy 💦

Eventually the feeling ceased and he whimpered, desperately pouring another 10 packs into the funnel, soon being pleased with that familiar feeling. He tried to wriggle around, forcing them in deeper and causing a more extreme reaction.

The feeling ended too soon, and he added another 10, feeling his cock twitch and leak pre-cum the more he felt them pop, this was so good! And he needed more..so without waiting for it to end, he added another 10. They popped and crackled inside his ass as he gripped the sheet and gasped. He needed that little hint more..

And alas, he poured the remainder. They popped more and more as he felt himself grow close, before the feeling ceased, he reached his climax and came over the tarp infront of him.

"Time to go shit this out-" (the funnel included)

(Word Count : 300+.)