Warnings : this one is incredibly short, I plan on doing a longer one tomorrow. Also I'm not even thinking about what I write so it's random.

Janus swung his testeyecles around in circles (wow we're already starting off strong) to hypnotise Remus. And it worked because smutt fanfic logic.
Remus was hypnotised by the bawls.

"When I snap your fingers, you will suck my dick."
Remus nodded as Janus snapped his fingers and he went slorp slorp and consumed the meat spear.

Virgil walked in, "mother mother-"

(Spooky Cumshot Count : Not even 100, how pathetic of me. I promise tomorrow's will be as long as my fat girthy schlong (spiritually, I don't have a physical one).)