Now, because of my lack of smarts I've decided to just focus on the X-Ray part. Not really smutt, but enjoy-

Janus went into the doctor's room quietly, he was due for an x-ray after a falling down the stair incident for his climacophilia. Dr. Logan Sanders remained in his office.

There was a knock.

"Come in,"
And Janus came in.

After a few minutes of chat and consolation, Logan got on with the X-Ray.

Janus removed his clothes for it to work, which Logan really just 😩💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆🍆👀👀👀

"Two...?" Logan muttered to himself, watching Janus step onto the place.

He brung the screen down to show his X-Ray.

"Mr J. Anus, may I please ask where your bones are?"
"What do you mean?"
"Where are they?"
"I don't understand-"
"Your FUCKING SKELETON IS MISSING-"

"AWESOME, WANNA HAVE SEX?"

(Spooky Cumshot Count : 100+. Part two tomorrow, I'm getting generous with the amount of part twos.)