Warnings : It's not that long (like Romans dick) but Janus is just tying himself up and edging himself for funsies.

Bonus note : I've been thinking about spaghetti all week.

Janus sat down, only in his boxers. He took the cold, wet noodle off the plate and began to tie it to other noodles. Soon enough, he had an extra long noodle rope.

He began to tie himself up in tight bonds with said noodle rope, don't ask how the noodles didn't break, because even I don't know.
His snitties bulged (??) from the tightness of his noodly bonds.

He took the ladle from the pot of spaghetti, starting to rub it against his cock. He made sure just to tease, and every time he got close, he stopped. He wanted to edge himself to make things so much better.

He kept on stopping and starting..

But then something magical happened.

(Spooky Cumshot Count : 100+. There will be a part two.)