Warnings : Say, hypothetically, Remus was a wide jeep

Like this image (that I proudly drew). Well, yeah. Just..I'm sorry-

Remus was driving himself along the road, his 'exhaust pipe' dragging across the harsh gravel. He vroomed in pleasure, his engines getting warm sexily.

He sped up, his sexy exhaust pipe steaming and leaking fluids as he vroomed across the gravelly road.

With a loud 'honk', remus the wide jeep shot his exhaust pipe juices into the gravel road.

(Thrust count : no, I'm so sorry)