I just thought for no reason I'd share this 😆😆😆

Me while watching Beauty and the Beast for the first time. (Le cartoon)

"Holy shit! The enchantress is a Homophobe!!"

"Not even 5 minutes in and we already have a song. Well that's what I'm watchin' it for! And 'sides this is Disney for crying out loud."

*song starts*
Me: Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour.

"So you've read it 2 times!? And you're still gonna read it? Just cuz you like it?! Sounds lit."

"Right so Belle is the only one who wears blue in the whole entire town."

"Alright everyone, give it up for Gaston! The award of Best douche of the year goes to the embodiment of mustlemania!"

"Poor Lefou"

"How sir! Dare thou ruin a good book!?"

"Lol. Get wrecked Gaston!!"

"You think he's handsome, old man!? How in the everliving wilderness is he haNdSOmE?#~@?@,#*#,?!

"Riiiiiiighht. Don't listen to your horse's instincts. Good going boomer."

"Wh- Oh- My- Wha!? You did NOT just blame poor sweet Phillepe for steering you wrong! It was your decision now you pay for it!"

"Lumiere is an idiot and I love him."

"Listen to Cogsworth ya dummies."

"The Beast strikes!"

"You're getting married and even the bride doesn't know."

"Self obsessed moron."

"IF SOMEONE RUINED MY BOOK I WOULD'VE CUT YOUR F*CKING LEGS OFF! NOT FEET! YOUR LEGS! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT BELLE!!!!!"

"Damn. If only books could be cleaned like that irl"

*Gaston falls in mud and Lefou proceeds to make them play music* "Lmao!!"

"Not another sooooooong"

"The dynamic of Lumiere and Cogsworth tho"

"Yeah. Just STROLL IN SOMEONE F*CKING ELSE'S CASTLE AND PRETEND IT'S YOURS YA NASTY."

"Oof the dramatics"

"Someone has anger issues."

"Mrs. Potts and Lumiere are supposed to be the servants? I dunno"

"Anger issues chapter 2"

"gEnTLy"

"He said quiet. How is singing quiet!?"

*halfway through the song* "Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!"

"Yer gonna get caught."

"Yes! Go to the library!"
"Nooooo-!"
"Have you ever heard of 'Curiosity killed the cat'??"

*later*

"No one's quick as Gaston! No one's slick as Gaston! No one's neck is incredibly thick is Gaston!-"

"Yeah he failed to eat four dozen eggs and grow the size of a barge in the movie"

*chants along with Gaston* "Crazy old Maurice-"

(I don't remember my reactions the rest of the movie until the song)

"Tale as old as time~
Meme as old as ViNE~
Beauty and the yEET~"

And not to mention WHAT IS HIS NAME!? Did she just call him "Beast" the whole freakin time!?