What am I writing!? Oh gosh-

TW:
Pat's innocence lost-

Remus-

Getting stabbed-

I think that's it but I'm not sure

"You really think this is a smart idea?" Logan asked raising a brow at the fanciful side

"Haha! Nope!" Roman said dramatically

"Good. I'd be concerned if you did."

Virgil walked in "What are you guys talking about?"

"Me and squadless-geek over here are gonna do some experiments on Patton!" Roman smiled

"Uhhh what do you mean by that?' Virgil narrowed his eyes at the two

"I can assure you it's nothing terrible that could put him in any kinds of danger. We're simply going to present a few items to Patton and see his reactions."

"May I ask what are these "items"?"

"Nooo Panic-at-the-everywhere!! That'll ruin it!!!"

Just on cue Patton skipped in where the rest of the sides were "Hiya kiddo's!! Watcha talking about?"

Virgil just took a step back preparing for the worst. Logan just stood there. Roman was the first to speak up

"We'll padre! Me and Logay wanna show you a few things!" He summoned up a bag filled with a few items

Little did they know that Remus was hiding behind the couch watching the whole thing. He decided to make this a bit more juicier~ so with one flick of his wrist all the item suddenly changed

The first thing Roman pulled out...

...was a didldo

Logan quickly summoned a notebook. He wasn't expecting this but he wanted to write down Patton's reaction.

"What the fuck!?" Roman yelped startled as he threw it to the ground

"rOMAN! Language!" Patton scolded him "and what's that?"

Virgil backed away saying "Fuck this shit I'm out-!" He went back to his room

"Virgil!" Patton scolded him to

Remus was giggling from his spot but no one noticed the trash man

I-um Roman let me see the bag please." Logan said

"Here take it!"

"Roman you dropped something earlier. I don't know what it is-

Wait a minute-" The puzzle pieces in Pat's mind started coming together and Logan was digging around in the bag finding more not-so-innocent things in there

"...OH MY GOSH-

ROMAN IS THAT A PENIS!?!??" Patton was shocked and both Roman and Logan's faces flushed

"Here take your bag Roman I'm going to my room." Logan shoved the bag at Roman

"Hey!!" Roman whined

"It's your problem now Roman!"

"Ugh! Pat- I'm so sorry-" Roman said to a mortified Patton

Logan made his way up the stairs and to his room. But as soon as he opened the door he was immediately stabbed with daggers and literally being pinned against the wall.

"Heya dork~" The trash man smirked at the logical side

"Remus I would appreciate it if you didn't do this so often." Logan had expected this to happen. It's just how Remus likes to greet him

"Awww but it's a lot more fun to have you pinned against the wall~ and under my control~" He said seductively

Logan just blinked "Well it's discomforting. Could you let me down? Please?"

"Alright alright." He took the daggers out and let Logan down. He adjusted his tie.

"Did you want something Remus?"

"I just wanted to know if Patton liked the gifts Roman gave him?"

"Oh god- Remus?! Was that you who swapped the items!?"

"Of course it was!"

"Oh my gosh!! WHy!?"

"Because you guys are SOOOO boring I needed to spice things up~!"

Logan sighed "I have to admit. That was mmm clever of you."

"Gaps! I, the dukey rat! Have been called CLEVER from Mr.Know-it-all! Expect the world to end folks!" and then he threw himself on the ground dramatically.

Logan was very confused but just ignored it and went to his bookshelf to start another book.

Remus got up and quickly grabbed any random book and threw it at Logan. "Read this to meeeee!"

"Your chaotic nature is unpredictable and surprising. But if you request me to read this I will."

"Yay!!!"

A/N: I don't know it started off with a prompt that said

"You really think this is a smart idea?"

"Haha! Nope!"

"Good. I'd be concerned if you did."

And then it turned into intrulogical soooooo yeah :3