One-sided Remus X Virgil
The ship is Prinxiety but it's about Remus.

Remus' POV:
I want to murder someone. I want to murder myself. I want to murder my brother. I want to murder his boyfriend. I don't know what Virgil sees in my goody-to-shoes brother.

Roman. So perfect. So not. He doesn't even like horror movies with the gore and voilence! He says he killed that Dragon witch but can't stand gore on tv! He's a terrible excuse of a Prince. Of a King.

Virgil. So defenceless. So not. Smart. Funny. Gorgeously cute. He was mine! We were ment to be. He didn't care who I was, he saw me as his Dukey.

Then I got to Thomas. Put those thoughts in his head, he became afraid of me. He stopped talking to me. Stopped looking me in the eyes.

Then he dated my brother!? Like, anyone but my brother. Seeing your crush dating someone hurts, but seeing them dating your sibling is painful! Virgil looks so happy... I want him happy, but I want it like old times. Roman looks so happy... he can go die in a hole!

How does Virgil like him?!

He's bright. Smiley. Always singing none-stop!
Virgil's, he's... dark. Frowny. Always not singing. Guess that's changed since the Sander sides started up.

I. Want. My. Dark. Stormcloud. Back!

I walked around the mind for who knows how many time in the last hour, hoping to bump into someone to annoy. Or maybe even Virgil. As he's said in that Video thing. He's not afraid of me anymore. Thank you Logan. I soon got bored and sat down on a chair, soon realising it was a spinny one, which therefore ment I was sat spinning in a circle for about 30 minutes.

"What are you doing?"

"Thinking of the best way to murder you." I spun around and stopped to face my brother. He was alone, but he was carrying a plate with two hands and had a fork in his mouth.

"So the usual?"

"No. I usually think about cutting you limb from limb as I watch you suffer with no way to scream for help. But now? I just was to stab you straight through your heart and make it quick so I never have to see your face again."

"What'd I do this time?"

"Oh... you know... nothing..."

I glared as I watched him place the plate and fork into the sink. I glared with every inch of hatred I had in me. Virgil was supposed to be mine. It's hard watching him in love with my brother. I love him. But I guess it's only one-sided.

"Somethings up with you. What is it?"

"Why would you care?"

"I may hate you... with everything in my body... but you're my brother."

"That's the thing. Knowing you're my brother, is like watching the love of you're life walk away from you because they Hate you... they never really loved you...you just fall deeper... and deeper... and deeper into their trap... that they didn't even know they put down..." I stared off into the nothing, my mind clouded by thoughts of Virgil and his adorableness.

"There is definatly something up, what is it."

"Oh...you know...nothing..."

"See! You keep saying that! But you want to tell me something."

"I don't."
"You do."
"I don't."
"You don't."
"I do."
"You don't."
"When I say I do, I do!"

"What is it then?"

"I'm in love!.......... I see what you did there..." I slouched in the chair and slowly pushed myself around in a circle. Spinning slowly.

"Well... who is this unfortunate person?"

I know lying isn't my forte, but I sure know how to get under his skin.

"Oh~ We were close... We did most things together. Pratically a couple, just... without the agreement of dating and without all the juicy stuff. That was... until someone took him away from me..."

"My god, dear brother, can you not talk in riddles? Just tell me the name of the guy you like."

I stopped spinning and stood up, glad that spinning never effected my stance and view. I walked over to him so we were eye to eye.

"How's your boyfriend doing?"

Roman froze at my words. Ha! Now he knows the truth. He knows the truth. He knows the truth? He knows the truth!
Both our eyes flew open. Him with shock, mine with fear as I moved back to the spinny chair.

"Virgil..?"

"Don't tell him! Please... I promise not to-"

"Don't tell me what?"

There he was. The dark angel himself. His deep hushed voice sent shivers down my spin. His angelic smile made me want to crumble to the floor and most likely stab myself because he's not mine. The amount of emotions in his eyes, I would kill to see them have a form of lust towards me in them. I would kill for him. I would kill to have him in my arms. Even kill my own brother...

"Remus told me not to tell you-"

I glared at him. Thank god he's a good actor.

"-that he brought a new deodorant that in my opinion is even more disgusting."

"What 'flavour'?"

"...um... vomit?"

"... sure... even if you're both lying right now, I now want to - 'vomit'."

At the same time, Roman and I shrugged. It's a twin thing, I swear we have it.

"Okay well... I'm not going to question it, but Roman..." He hummed and answer and Virgil stepped closer, pulling his sash. His voice went hushed and I really wanted to murder Roman for being with him. "... I want to know later. Also, you coming?"

"I'll be up in a second, my love."

Virgil smiled as he whispered an 'okay', before leaning up and planting his soft lips onto Roman's. God! Sometimes I wish I was Roman!

They broke the kiss and he started walking away before suddenly turning around.
"... Night Duke." He then was gone.

We stood awkwardly. Roman and I. That was until he heard Virgil close a door, whether it was his or Roman's, it made it clear he was now out of hearing, making Roman turn to me with wide eyes.

"Don-"

"You like my boyfriend?! Romantically?!?"

I looked away. Look anywhere but at him or his eyes. Stay clear from eye contact.

"You have to admit... he is cute."
Dammit! I made eye contact!"

"He is, isn't he... Don't change the subject!"
So close...

"Sorry..."
"You're... sorry? For changing the subject or crushing on my boyfriend?"

"None. For the continuous thoughts of murdering you."

"I don't care. My boyfriend?!?!"

"I liked him before you! You took him from me!"

Roman slowly walked in a circle as he ran his hands through his hair, obviously distressed. Oh God.

"You would have made him insane."

"You made him soft! That's what it is! I've liked him for a long time... you snatch him from me, the thoughts of hurting you... just, came to me. It's all your fault."

"I love him! Okay?... I'm not going to tell him for your benifit-"

"I don't see ho-"

"-so you stay friends and he doesn't lose contact with you again. That's what brothers are ment to do. I love him, so I'm not braking up with him so you can run off into the sunset or you crash and burn if he does that thing where he doesn't come out of his room for weeks. So I'm not telling him so you still have him with you."

Speachless. That's all I could describe it as. He was... helping me? After all I've said to him. Without even knowing what was happening, my arms were wrapped around him and he stood in shock. I let go and looked him in the eyes.

"Thank you... I promise not to try and think of killing you till I give up on that idea."

He smiled and hugged me back, we both letting go before he made his way upstairs. I slowly made my way up the stairs without him knowing, listening to definatly make sure that he isn't telling Virgil.

"Babe! I want cuddles!"

"I'm coming."

You could hear movement, most likely Roman laying down onto the bed and Virgil cuddling into him.

"Darling? On a scale of 0-100, how much do you love me?"

"Oof. um... 85%?"

"85?!" Romas gasped in fake woundment.

"Yeah. Logan, Remus and Deceit get 5 added together. Patton get 10 because he's my dad. Leaving you to 85%"

"Then you get 90% of mine. The others adding up to 10 together. But say the others weren't around?"

"Then you get 100%"

That broke me. Just a little. What am I? A 2 compared to Roman's 85?

I walked to my room, flopping onto the mattress. If only I got to him quicker...