a true conversation between my friends.

Me:
Damn

DumbBitch:
Yay I'm not lonely

Me:
No. You are.

DumbBitch:
Whoa
Yeah
I am.

Me:
Glad you know

DumbBitch:
Do how do I prevent loneliness...?
Sleep?

Me:
You can't.

DumbBitch:
Oh.

Me:
Sleep makes you even more lonely cuz your submerged in your unconscience which is dull and empty.

DumbBitch:
Nope
Just random

Me:
It's true though.

DumbBitch:
Once we were all on a ski trip in my dreams and I got lost and fell off a cliff.

Me:
But that's only facts and thoughts not knowing how to delete dumb information so provides you with dreams to make it easier.

DumbBitch:
I'm sad now
About to spiral into a deeper mid life crisis
I say mid life cuz it won't last long.

Me:
I only know useless information cuz my dad is almost like Bill Nye the Science Guy.

DumbBitch:
I had a flashback to 4th grade science

SmolBean:
A whale penis is called a dork.

DumbBitch:
HI BEAN

Me:
Remus facts 101

BumbBitch:
Who's Remus?

Me:
The trash man who will crawl through walls and easts cheese and dick cause he's a horny homosexual murderer.

DumbBitch:
Eh?

Me:
[Sends pic of Remus as a Nyah]

DumbBitch:
Who's the pussy?

Me:
That's the one thing he doesn't eat.

DumbBitch:
Fair

DumbBitch:
Cats taste bad

Me:
I try be dirty minded and you don't get it.

DumbBitch:
What's bad about cats?

Me:
You said pussy you pussy.

DumbBitch:
Yeah, another word for a cat.

Me:
Can Bean explain cause I obviously can't be more dirty minded than the dumb bitch.

SmolBean:
Female fuck hole-

DumbBitch:
Vegetable

Me:
Remus doesn't eat pussy cause he's a horny gay.

DumbBitch:
Zucchini
I wanna get cucumber now
I'm hungry

Me:
................................
*Le scream*
You're alone again.

DumbBitch:
Yep no surprise there

Also::::

SmolBean:
[Sends pic of doggo]
[Sends pic of Thomas Sanders]
[Sends pic of doggo 2]
THOMAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PHOTO LIBARY

Me:
THOMAS FRICKING SANDERS